So I found this on Tumblr:
"JEYNA: A juicy, wonderful, marinated filete with our chef, Rick Riordan, holding it two feet above your head and subtly telling tu you'll never get it.
JASPER: A plate of sweet-and-sour chicken with the sweet being made of absolute cuteness and the agrio, agria being relationship problems.
FRAZE: An adorable magdalena with your favorito! animal made of icing giving tu puppy-dog eyes made of icing, until our chef puts a candle in it and "accidentally" sets the entire magdalena on fuego when he misses the candle.
LAZEL: A very yummy chicken nugget that tu just ache for más of.
PERCABETH: A very homey, familiar food, like chicken noodle soup,that is made delicious por spices that your friends added to it. Then our chef, again, comes over and says he forgot to add a spice, then proceeds to dump an entire bottle of vinegar into your soup, making it overflow onto the table, along with your feelings, as he watches tu and your friends cry."
And I entirely agree. ;_;
"JEYNA: A juicy, wonderful, marinated filete with our chef, Rick Riordan, holding it two feet above your head and subtly telling tu you'll never get it.
JASPER: A plate of sweet-and-sour chicken with the sweet being made of absolute cuteness and the agrio, agria being relationship problems.
FRAZE: An adorable magdalena with your favorito! animal made of icing giving tu puppy-dog eyes made of icing, until our chef puts a candle in it and "accidentally" sets the entire magdalena on fuego when he misses the candle.
LAZEL: A very yummy chicken nugget that tu just ache for más of.
PERCABETH: A very homey, familiar food, like chicken noodle soup,that is made delicious por spices that your friends added to it. Then our chef, again, comes over and says he forgot to add a spice, then proceeds to dump an entire bottle of vinegar into your soup, making it overflow onto the table, along with your feelings, as he watches tu and your friends cry."
And I entirely agree. ;_;
If you're an Anti-Leo, then this is for you.
Based on "Weasley Is Our King," Slytherin version:
Valdez cannot save a thing
He cannot even fix a wing
That's why monsters all sing
Valdez is our King
Valdez was born in a bin
He always lets the monsters win
Thats why monsters all sing
Valdez is our King
Valdez is our King
Valdez is our King
Valdez will make heroes die
Valdez is our King
And now, if you're a Leo fan like me, this is más for you.
Based on "Weasley Is Our King," Gryffindor version:
Valdez is our King
Valdez is our King
He didn't let the monsters win
Valdez is our King
Valdez can fix anything
He beats monsters with misceláneo things
That's why demigods all sing
Valdez is our King
Based on "Weasley Is Our King," Slytherin version:
Valdez cannot save a thing
He cannot even fix a wing
That's why monsters all sing
Valdez is our King
Valdez was born in a bin
He always lets the monsters win
Thats why monsters all sing
Valdez is our King
Valdez is our King
Valdez is our King
Valdez will make heroes die
Valdez is our King
And now, if you're a Leo fan like me, this is más for you.
Based on "Weasley Is Our King," Gryffindor version:
Valdez is our King
Valdez is our King
He didn't let the monsters win
Valdez is our King
Valdez can fix anything
He beats monsters with misceláneo things
That's why demigods all sing
Valdez is our King