A relative sent this to me... I found it hilarious, I hope tu do to!

'The pastas, pasta Diet'


The pastas, pasta Diet and Your Health

ITALIAN pastas, pasta DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. tu walk pastas, pasta da bakery.

2... tu walka pastas, pasta da dulces store.

3.. tu walka pastas, pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4. tu walka pastas, pasta da mesa, tabla and fridge.

tu will lose weight!

AND....

For those of tu who watch what tu eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.


1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer corazón attacks than
the English.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer corazón attacks than the English.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer corazón attacks than the English.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer corazón attacks than the English.

5.. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer corazón attacks than the English.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what tu like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.