Rosalie:"Enjoy Mongruel." Jacob:"Hey do tu know what tu call a blonde with a brain?" Rosalie:"Don't tu finish that sentence!"Jacob:" A Golden Retriever!" Rosalie:" Urg!Don't tu have anything better to do than ruin our lives?" Jacob" Nope. My schedule is clear until the día the Golden Retriever dies." Rosalie:"Maybe I should just kill tu myself." Jacob:"Renesmee wouldn't like that." Rosalie:"She'll get over it if I tell her tu jumped off a cliff." Jacob:"She wouldn't beleive that." Rosalie:"Well then she will just have to get over it." Jacob:"I'd amor to see tu try." Rosalie:"No tu wouldn't...