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Joey's Pen: Take 1

Julien: "...Ha! Into your face penguin!"

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in James's pen!
...
Blast! That's not right!"

Joey's Pen: Take 2

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in Joey's pen!"

Julien: "Who's Joey?"

*Joey awakens & approaches them*

Skipper: "That's Joey."

Julien: "A kangaroo! Oooh! How cute!"

*Joey kicks Julien*

Joey: "Joey don't rightly appreciate trespassers mates, makes me mad!"

Skipper: "Now look, marsupal, we don't--"

Director: "Cut!"

Skipper: "What?! What did I say?"

Director: "MarsuPIAL, not marsupal."

Skipper: "Blast!"

Joey's Pen: Take 3

Joey: "Joey don't rightly appreciate trespassers mates, makes me mad!"

Skipper: "Now look, marsupial, we don't want any trouble. We just came to get--"

*Joey kicks him*

*Julien & Skipper run up tree*

Joey: "Come down tu blooders! Before I chuck a wabbly!"

Julien: "Have tu not heard such a mangling of the language of which we are speaking. Anyway, fear not, I have loyal subjects who are willing to sacrifice their skins for me."

*puts his foot on Skipper's head"

*Skipper falls*

Julien: "Ooopsy! Are tu okay, penguin?"

Skipper: ...

Julien: "Skipper?"

Skipper: ...

Julien: "Skipper."

Julien: I know I am to get sued for this.
posted by peacebaby7
You may now kiss the bride...*Skipper & Marlene kiss*

*Skipper & Marlene run out of the Zoovenir comprar holding hands & laughing*

Zoo Animals: "KISS! KISS! KISS!"

*Skipper & Marlene kiss once again"

Zoo Animals: "Awwwww!"


(????): "Skipper? Wake up!"

Skipper: "What?" *wakes up slowly*

Private/Kowalski/Rico: *standing around him*

Kowalski: "You really like Marlene don't you?"

Skipper: "Why do tu ask?"

Kowalski: "Well...you were...sort of...kissing your pillow."

Skipper: D: "Um...Can we just pretend tu didn't see that?"

Kowalski: "If it will make tu más comfortable."

Private: "Aye, Skipper."...
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posted by SgtSkipper
Mechanical-Mayhem
MS stood motionless on the skateboard as Bandit tried to push it up a little hill, but it was proving very difficult even for her. “I don’t suppose tu could step off for a segundo could you?” She questioned, as the colina began to get steeper. Mech-Skipper jumped off and was once again motionless and simply stood there as Bandit passed him with the skateboard. She pushed it to the parte superior, arriba of the colina then called back down to him. “You can get back on the skateboard now!” She yelled, holding it steady. MS held his flippers out in front of him, making his way towards her...
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posted by SgtSkipper
Ninja's Never Change
The HQ was alive with excitement, as the countdown till the Shirtless Ninja Action marathon aired. Skipper was barking orders as usual and the others blindly followed. “GET THE POPCORN, THE SNOW CONES! RICO! STOP EATING THE SUPPLIES AND HOP TO IT!” He yelled, almost losing his voice. Private and Rune watched from the bunks as the penguins ran about gathering the ‘supplies, essential for full viewing experience’ o at least that’s what Kowalski said…
Bandit decided to take advantage of all the chaos to sneak outside, but CC, Rune and Private noticed her absence...
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posted by SgtSkipper
Shocking Events
Bandit felt restless tossing and turning in her bed, remembering the connection between her and MS. She just couldn’t help but feel that something bad was going to happen. After 10 minutos of intense thought and planning, Bandit got out of cama and sneaked out the HQ. Stood above ground, she looked up at the night sky, the moon and stars were thousands of miles away, yet their light still reached the small planet to which all life referred to as Earth… home.
The moment was interrupted as Rune appeared out of the HQ. “What are tu doing up so late Bandit?” She asked, rubbing...
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posted by SgtSkipper
A Passing Glance
Mech-Skipper glanced at Bandit, she looked back at him. If tu froze the universe at this point of time, tu would swear that tu could see a spark between them. A sudden realisation, a connection if tu will. It is only noticeable to those who feel it, Bandit and Mech-Skipper certainly felt it. They did not know it yet, but it would intertwine their fates and change their view of the world around them.
The glance only lasted one second, but it was enough to send them both reeling. Despite their brief connection, they both had a job to do. In the middle of a warzone, there is...
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posted by peacebaby7
SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:

--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness

--You may become so obsessed with the mostrar tu will dedicate your whole life to it

--You may become a sofa spud because tu will watch the mostrar nonstop for literally 24/7

--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger

--You may cause yourself to never speak again because tu will try to be like Rico

--Your house may explode because tu will try to make inventions like Kowalski

--Strained eyes because tu will be watching the mostrar with tape holding up your eyelids so tu don't miss a thing


Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.
Unbeknownst to them, they were being watched from atop a building...

Skipper felt the strange presence, and was constantly looking around him. He knew Rico felt it too, since the maniac was uncharacteristically quiet. He wasn't so sure about Private. The younger bird seemed completely uncharacteristic tonight.

Skipper once again looked along the parte superior, arriba of the buildings around them, and finally, his sharp eyes cuaght a glimpse of a shadowy figure, running along the top.

Like a ninja...

His first thoughts were on Bandit, but why would she come? Then he remembered. Bandit used to train CC to be a ninja...
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Clock Tower: Take 1

*BONG*

Private: "OW! MY EARHOLES!" *clenches side of head & falls off clock tower*

Director: "Private! I told tu it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What!?"

Director: "I dicho I told tu it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What do shrouds have to do with this?!"

Director: "NO! LOUD!"

Private: "What's loud?!"

Director: "The clock tower! I told tu to come prepared!"

Private: "THERE'S A oso, oso de ON THE CLOCK TOWER?!"

Director: *slaps forehead*

Clock Tower: Take 2

*BONG*

*penguins are shown on the clock tower & jumping off*

Skipper/Private/Rico: *land...
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Source: Me :)
"Like Sleeping Beauty?" Private asked. "Maybe a kiss from her true love'll-"
"Nonsense, Private," Skipper snapped, slapping him. "That's just a silly, old fairy tale, and no-one knows who her true amor is, anyway!"
"But, Skippah, I-"
"No buts, Private," Skipper warned. Private sighed, and wandered off.


"Its nearly zoo opening hours, Skipper," Kowalski commented, looking at the large clock on the zoo tower. "We should get back."
"What about CC?" Private whined, coming back.
"Alice won't noticed the absence of two penguins," Kowalski replied.
"What? Two?" Skipper asked.
"Yes," Kowalski replied. "Private's...
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Arlene: Take 1

Marlene: "Hey, guys!"

*penguins turn to look at her*

Kowalski: "Great balls of fire!"

Marlene: "You will never believe this--"

Skipper: *drops wrench on foot* "OW! Stupid...wrench!" *looks at Marlene* "Uh, I mean...I'm fine. That didn't hurt at all..."

Marlene: "Really? I hadn't noticed..." *looks away*

Skipper: *clenches foot & begins hopping up & down*

Marlene: *looks back at him*

Skipper: *abruptly stops & begins whistling*

Marlene: T_T

Arlene: Take 2

Kowalski: "There is only one explanation for this...our zoo is now inicial to an Arctic mink!"

Marlene: "What?"

Kowalski: *starts...
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..."STAY BACK!!" Skipper shouted, louder now. "STAY! BAAACCCKKK!!!" The figure had them cornered, and seemed ready to pounce...

The figure stopped, its flipper outstretched. Wait... Flipper?

Skipper approached the figure. Private followed close behind, feeling too exposed in the corner alone. Skipper stopped a couple feet from the figure, and held out his flipper. The shadow regurgitated a torch, and Skipper held the beam to shine on its face.

Rico's creppy and usettling smiled seemed warm and inviting to Private at the moment. He sighed with relief, and saw Skipper relax too.
"Rico!" Skipper and...
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added by SgtSkipper
My video on YouTube, depicting the funny 'belch-fuel' scene from 'Operation: Big Blue Marble'. Enjoy!
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Last scene of It's About Time: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Eventually it will golondrina the whole universe!"

Rico: *gets angry & throws chronotron into black hole*

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all...it breaks all...uh, LINE PLEASE!"

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 2

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all known rules of the universe!"

Skipper: "That's why we call Rico a maverick. He makes his own rules."

Rico: "K-k...Yea!"

Kowalski: "But...But...The uni...uni...ACHOO! Aw, crud."

Last scene of It's About...
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Source: MEEE!!!!
posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

Kowalski: "Private...How do tu feel?"

Private: "I...I don't know...I feel...weird..."

Kowalski: "Weird how?"

Private: "I...I don't really remember much of what went on in there..."

Kowalski: "What do tu remember?"

Private: "Um...I remember bits & pieces..."

Kowalski: "What do tu mean?"

Private: "There are a lot of things a bit fuzzy..."

Skipper: "Well, I'm sure it'll come back to you." *slaps on back*

Private: Hmmm, I'm sure there was something about my uncle...oh well, I'd remember if it were that important...

Skipper: "You know? We make a good team."

Kowalski: "Agreed. We handled that...
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posted by peacebaby7
Underground Lair

Skipper: "Um...It's not working..."

Blowhole: "You think I don't know that!" *presses button frantically*

"I think your little contraption will be a little hard to operate without these!"

Blowhole: "Hey! Grab him! Get those wires!"

Skipper: *jumps out of chair & heads toward Kowalski & Rico to untie them* Thank tu for that long flashback Blowhole! Gave me just enough time to get the ropes around my flippers untied...

Minions: *tries to stop them, but Skipper & Private take them out*

Skipper: "I was beginning to think tu weren't going to follow through with that little...
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