Lei's Audition
Chapter 5
Lei: Hey. I come heyre fo audition.
Jin: Great!
Hwo: NO MAN!
Jin: Why not.
Hwo: Because…he's not "our image".
Jin : What do tu mean?
Hwo: Dude, look at him! He's a cop!
Jin: And so?
Hwo: I have a bad boy image to maintain!
Jin: Whatever, you're an idiot.
Hwo: Well, what about his accent?
Lei: Yu maki fun of mi assen?
Hwo: See?
Jin: Hwoa, tu can't go criticizing people just because they have broken English. Just because tu can speak it better than everyone else doesn't make tu any better.
Lei: Ya preddi boy!
Hwo: Okay, tu shut up over there. No one was talking to tu in the first place!
Lei: Yu wanna mess wi me? I brake yo face! Make yu, chop suey!
Hwo: WOULD tu PLEASE SHUT UP? tu CANT EVEN TELL A DECENT JOKE FOR CRING OUT LOUD!
Lei: Wa? Yu gada promblem?
Hwo: Yes I have a "promblem".
Jin: Hwoa, cool it. I don't think this is such a good idea.
Hwo: No dude! His broken English is getting to me, It's driving me CRAZY!
JIN SLAPS HWOARANG.
Hwo: Thanks, I needed that.
Jin: tu have major issues man.
Hwo: Don't sweat it. Besides, what's he gonna do? Beat me with his cane?
Lei: I du moch wurse!
Hwo: Oh yeah? What are tu gonna do? Have an uncontrollable bladder problem and pee me to death?
Lei: Wan ta fiyt preddi boy?
Hwo: Let's go old man!
Lei: I kick yo $$!
Hwo: Whatever. Just don't throw out your back. Lets-GO!
HE THREW A PUNCH, BUT STUMBLED AS HE MISSED.
Hwo: Hey, where'd he go?
Lei: Doawn heyre!
Lei kicked him in the "you know where".
Hwo: Hey, your on the ground. That's-not—OWW!
Hwo: OWWWW!
Hwo: Hey! That's my—
Hwo: AHHHHHHHH
Lei: Yu wan sommoar?
Hwo: No! Please DON'T—
Hwo: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Lei: Hu's old man noaw?
Hwo: OWW! PLEASE NOT THE—
Hwo: NOOOOOO! MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL—
Hwo: AHHHH!
Jin: He never learns.
Hwo: AHHHHH! JIN! HELLLLLLLLP!
Jin: tu brought this on yourself man.
Hwo: JIN? HEY! GET BACK HERE AND KICK THIS GUY'S—
THE PAIN! THE MISERY! MY FACE! NOOOOOOOO!
Hwo: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! MOMMMMMMY!
********************THE END**********************
Chapter 5
Lei: Hey. I come heyre fo audition.
Jin: Great!
Hwo: NO MAN!
Jin: Why not.
Hwo: Because…he's not "our image".
Jin : What do tu mean?
Hwo: Dude, look at him! He's a cop!
Jin: And so?
Hwo: I have a bad boy image to maintain!
Jin: Whatever, you're an idiot.
Hwo: Well, what about his accent?
Lei: Yu maki fun of mi assen?
Hwo: See?
Jin: Hwoa, tu can't go criticizing people just because they have broken English. Just because tu can speak it better than everyone else doesn't make tu any better.
Lei: Ya preddi boy!
Hwo: Okay, tu shut up over there. No one was talking to tu in the first place!
Lei: Yu wanna mess wi me? I brake yo face! Make yu, chop suey!
Hwo: WOULD tu PLEASE SHUT UP? tu CANT EVEN TELL A DECENT JOKE FOR CRING OUT LOUD!
Lei: Wa? Yu gada promblem?
Hwo: Yes I have a "promblem".
Jin: Hwoa, cool it. I don't think this is such a good idea.
Hwo: No dude! His broken English is getting to me, It's driving me CRAZY!
JIN SLAPS HWOARANG.
Hwo: Thanks, I needed that.
Jin: tu have major issues man.
Hwo: Don't sweat it. Besides, what's he gonna do? Beat me with his cane?
Lei: I du moch wurse!
Hwo: Oh yeah? What are tu gonna do? Have an uncontrollable bladder problem and pee me to death?
Lei: Wan ta fiyt preddi boy?
Hwo: Let's go old man!
Lei: I kick yo $$!
Hwo: Whatever. Just don't throw out your back. Lets-GO!
HE THREW A PUNCH, BUT STUMBLED AS HE MISSED.
Hwo: Hey, where'd he go?
Lei: Doawn heyre!
Lei kicked him in the "you know where".
Hwo: Hey, your on the ground. That's-not—OWW!
Hwo: OWWWW!
Hwo: Hey! That's my—
Hwo: AHHHHHHHH
Lei: Yu wan sommoar?
Hwo: No! Please DON'T—
Hwo: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Lei: Hu's old man noaw?
Hwo: OWW! PLEASE NOT THE—
Hwo: NOOOOOO! MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL—
Hwo: AHHHH!
Jin: He never learns.
Hwo: AHHHHH! JIN! HELLLLLLLLP!
Jin: tu brought this on yourself man.
Hwo: JIN? HEY! GET BACK HERE AND KICK THIS GUY'S—
THE PAIN! THE MISERY! MY FACE! NOOOOOOOO!
Hwo: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! MOMMMMMMY!
********************THE END**********************