AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) - tu have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. tu lie a great deal. tu make the same mistakes repeatedly because tu are stupid. Everyone thinks tu are a jerk.
PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) - tu have a vivid imagination and often think tu are being followed por the FBI o CIA. tu have a minor influence on your friends, and people resent tu for flaunting your power. tu lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 20) - tu are the pioneer type and think most people are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. tu too are a jerk....
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