supernatural

Sam: That cuchillo tu had... tu can kill demons with that thing?
Ruby: Sure comes in handy when tu have to swoop in and save the damsel in distress.
Sam: Where tu get it?
Ruby: Skymail.
Dean:Is that Humphrey? The one that needs to lay off the burgers?
Ben: tu know who else thinks they're awesome? Chicks! It's like hot-chick city out there!
Dean: What? Someone had to teach him to kick a bully in the nads
Sam: How many dying wishes are tu going to get?
Dean: As many as I can squeeze out.
Sam: Why are tu following me?
Ruby: I'm interested in you.
Sam: Why?
Ruby: Because you're tall. I amor a tall man!...

Ranger Wilkinson : tu boys aren’t planning to go out near Black Water Ridge por any chance?
Sam: Oh, no sir. We’re Environmental Study Majors from UC Boulder, just working on a paper.
Dean: Recycle, man.
Ranger Wilkinson : Bull.
Sam: So, Black Water Ridge is pretty remote. It’s cut off por these canyons, here. The rough terrain, dense forest, abandoned silver and oro mines all over the place.
Dean: Dude, check out the size of this frigin’ bear.
Sam: And a dozen o más grizzlies in the area. It’s no nature hike, that’s for sure
Sam: We cannot let that Hailey girl go out there.
Dean: Oh...