I found a link with all S.B. frases but my stupid computer didn't let me subir so I thought it would be funny to write some of her frases here and btw I choose the most funny so they might not be all...
Let's see...:
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: [hands Stella a spleen from a victim] Oh, I've got something else.
Detective Stella Bonasera: Don't make me hold something again!
[examining the woman who was hit por a car]
Detective Mac Taylor: No clothes, no shoes, no handbag, just lace.
Detective Stella Bonasera: If this is the new look for spring, tu can count me out.
[Stella is speaking in Greek]
Detective Stella Bonasera: Pou eisai esi vre file? Skeftesei kat kai ksero pou thelis na me to pis.
Detective Mac Taylor: And in English?
Detective Stella Bonasera: What the hell's buggin' ya Mac?
Detective Mac Taylor: Sounds so much better in Greek.
Detective Stella Bonasera: [Smiles] Yeah, most things do.
[Stella sees a Derek Jeter bobblehead on the dashboard of an SUV she and Mac are processing]
Det. Stella Bonasera: Who is that on the dashboard? Mickey Mantle?
Det. Mac Taylor: I dunno. Looks kind of like Derek Jeter.
Det. Stella Bonasera: Derek Jeter from the Yankees, right?
Det. Mac Taylor: Yeah.
Det. Stella Bonasera: Didn't they get beat por Boston o something?
Det. Mac Taylor: We were up three to zero and then we got swept. But we're trying to forget that.
Det. Stella Bonasera: [after winning a bet with Mac] Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant.
Det. Stella Bonasera: [Stella comes in, sees Danny browsing a women's magazine] If tu wanted beauty tips, all tu had to do was ask.
Danny Messer: Did tu know that waterproof mascara dries out your lashes? That's amazing.
Detective Lindsay Monroe: I'll do a little demonstration.
Detective Stella Bonasera: I amor it when she does this.
Detective Stella Bonasera: What do tu do when tu can't sleep?
Det. Mac Taylor: Work.
Detective Stella Bonasera: No, I mean, what do normal people do when they can't sleep?
Dr. Sid Hammerback: Sorry for the delay, QT and I were necking.
Detective Stella Bonasera: Come again?
Dr. Sid Hammerback: Necking... looking at his neck.
Detective Stella Bonasera: [makes sound of understanding and slight relief]
Dr. Sid Hammerback: tu don't think I would kiss a corpse, do you?
Detective Stella Bonasera: No, no. Of course not.
Dr. Sid Hammerback: That's disgusting.
Detective Stella Bonasera: I agree.
Dr. Sid Hammerback: Long as we got that straight.
Detective Stella Bonasera: Sid, cause of death?
Detective Stella Bonasera: I think the Italians got it right. Live to eat, not eat to live. A/N hola I'm italian what was she suppose to say with that??Lol!
Tom Fester: Welcome to Peeking Tom's. tu all looking for anything in particular?
Detective Stella Bonasera: Let me guess, Tom?
Tom Fester: The man, the myth.
Det.Stella Bonasera[shows her badge] Detective Bonasera. The Law, the Order.
Detective Stella Bonasera: It's a to-do lista for tomorrow. If you're going to kill yourself, why spend time planning to pay bills and do laundry?
Detective Stella BonaseraI'm driving
Detective Don Flack: No! Please let me drive?
Detective Stella Bonasera: No.
Detective Don Flack: Do tu at least got a galleta o a piece of dulces in the guante box?
Detective Stella Bonasera: Why?
Detective Don Flack: Because, when tu drive, we don't eat!
[referring to the New York Marathon]
Detective Stella Bonasera: What makes someone want to run 26.2 miles anyway?
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: What causes high blood pressure in an 18 año old girl?
Det. Stella Bonasera: Uh, just about everything.
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: What have we got?
Detective Stella Bonasera: A woman says she saw, what she claims was, a giant cigarette on fire, running for its life.
Detective Stella Bonasera: College tuition: $40,000. Room and Board: $10,000. Puking and passing out on your parent's dime: Priceless.
Detective Stella Bonasera: tu let a lady walk inicial drunk? What a gentleman tu are.
Detective Lindsay Monroe:I'll do a little demonstration.
Detective Stella Bonasera: I amor it when she does this.
That's all, but remember that those are just few :):)
Hope tu enjoyed them!! :D
Let's see...:
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: [hands Stella a spleen from a victim] Oh, I've got something else.
Detective Stella Bonasera: Don't make me hold something again!
[examining the woman who was hit por a car]
Detective Mac Taylor: No clothes, no shoes, no handbag, just lace.
Detective Stella Bonasera: If this is the new look for spring, tu can count me out.
[Stella is speaking in Greek]
Detective Stella Bonasera: Pou eisai esi vre file? Skeftesei kat kai ksero pou thelis na me to pis.
Detective Mac Taylor: And in English?
Detective Stella Bonasera: What the hell's buggin' ya Mac?
Detective Mac Taylor: Sounds so much better in Greek.
Detective Stella Bonasera: [Smiles] Yeah, most things do.
[Stella sees a Derek Jeter bobblehead on the dashboard of an SUV she and Mac are processing]
Det. Stella Bonasera: Who is that on the dashboard? Mickey Mantle?
Det. Mac Taylor: I dunno. Looks kind of like Derek Jeter.
Det. Stella Bonasera: Derek Jeter from the Yankees, right?
Det. Mac Taylor: Yeah.
Det. Stella Bonasera: Didn't they get beat por Boston o something?
Det. Mac Taylor: We were up three to zero and then we got swept. But we're trying to forget that.
Det. Stella Bonasera: [after winning a bet with Mac] Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant.
Det. Stella Bonasera: [Stella comes in, sees Danny browsing a women's magazine] If tu wanted beauty tips, all tu had to do was ask.
Danny Messer: Did tu know that waterproof mascara dries out your lashes? That's amazing.
Detective Lindsay Monroe: I'll do a little demonstration.
Detective Stella Bonasera: I amor it when she does this.
Detective Stella Bonasera: What do tu do when tu can't sleep?
Det. Mac Taylor: Work.
Detective Stella Bonasera: No, I mean, what do normal people do when they can't sleep?
Dr. Sid Hammerback: Sorry for the delay, QT and I were necking.
Detective Stella Bonasera: Come again?
Dr. Sid Hammerback: Necking... looking at his neck.
Detective Stella Bonasera: [makes sound of understanding and slight relief]
Dr. Sid Hammerback: tu don't think I would kiss a corpse, do you?
Detective Stella Bonasera: No, no. Of course not.
Dr. Sid Hammerback: That's disgusting.
Detective Stella Bonasera: I agree.
Dr. Sid Hammerback: Long as we got that straight.
Detective Stella Bonasera: Sid, cause of death?
Detective Stella Bonasera: I think the Italians got it right. Live to eat, not eat to live. A/N hola I'm italian what was she suppose to say with that??Lol!
Tom Fester: Welcome to Peeking Tom's. tu all looking for anything in particular?
Detective Stella Bonasera: Let me guess, Tom?
Tom Fester: The man, the myth.
Det.Stella Bonasera[shows her badge] Detective Bonasera. The Law, the Order.
Detective Stella Bonasera: It's a to-do lista for tomorrow. If you're going to kill yourself, why spend time planning to pay bills and do laundry?
Detective Stella BonaseraI'm driving
Detective Don Flack: No! Please let me drive?
Detective Stella Bonasera: No.
Detective Don Flack: Do tu at least got a galleta o a piece of dulces in the guante box?
Detective Stella Bonasera: Why?
Detective Don Flack: Because, when tu drive, we don't eat!
[referring to the New York Marathon]
Detective Stella Bonasera: What makes someone want to run 26.2 miles anyway?
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: What causes high blood pressure in an 18 año old girl?
Det. Stella Bonasera: Uh, just about everything.
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: What have we got?
Detective Stella Bonasera: A woman says she saw, what she claims was, a giant cigarette on fire, running for its life.
Detective Stella Bonasera: College tuition: $40,000. Room and Board: $10,000. Puking and passing out on your parent's dime: Priceless.
Detective Stella Bonasera: tu let a lady walk inicial drunk? What a gentleman tu are.
Detective Lindsay Monroe:I'll do a little demonstration.
Detective Stella Bonasera: I amor it when she does this.
That's all, but remember that those are just few :):)
Hope tu enjoyed them!! :D