Different As Can Be Lyrics


QUIRRELL:
tu won't sleep on your tummy
VOLDEMORT:
tu won't sleep on your back
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree
QUIRRELL:
We share some hands and fingers

VOLDEMORT:
And yet the feeling lingers
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We're just about as different as anyone could be

VOLDEMORT:
tu like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill
QUIRRELL:
tu think that tu should rule the world, I think libros are a thrill!
Sipping té por the fires swell
VOLDEMORT:
Pushing people in is fun as well
I like folding all my ties
QUIRRELL:
And tu have no friends, hola thats a surprise

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
I guess its plain to see
when tu look at tu and me
were different
different
as can be

VOLDEMORT:
Youre a sissy, a twat a girl! Im the darkest of lords!
QUIRRELL:
Im the brightest professor here, Ive won several awards
VOLDEMORT:
My new world is about to unfold
QUIRRELL:
tu got beat por a two año old
VOLDEMORT:
Ill kill him this time through and through
QUIRRELL:
o tu might just give him another tattoo

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
tu really must agree
when tu look at tu and me
were different
different
as can-

VOLDEMORT:
Ill rise again and Ill rule the world
But tu must help me renew
For when our plan succeeds
QUIRRELL:
Prevails!
VOLDEMORT:
Part of that world goes to you

QUIRRELL:
When I rule the world Ill plant flowers
VOLDEMORT:
When I rule the world Ill have snakes
And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals,
a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters!
(QUIRRELL: And Jane Austin novels)

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
When I rule the world!! Hahahaha