tu say you've got no emotion, but I know that can't be true
'Cuz I see the way tu look at me when tu think I can't see you
Just put your hand in mine and we'll kiss all night long
Oh, why won't tu be my Vulcan lover?
Don't tu raise an eyebrow at me
Just be my Vulcan lover
I think your pointy ears are sexy
Be my Vulcan lover
If tu don't believe me, try a mind meld and I think you'll see
That I really want you
To be my Vulcan lover
I'll help tu out every seven years when it's time to go through pon farr
We won't have to take tu to Vulcan when your behavior gets bizarre
Your higher body temperature...
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