[South Park Elementary. The kids arrive at the classroom and they all talk. Mr Garrison arrives]
Mr Garrison: Okay, class, take your seats. We have-
[the kids ignore him and they keep ralking]
Mr Garrison: I dicho take your goddamn seats!!
[the kids stop talking and they sit down]
Mr Garrison: Alright. So as I was saying, we have a new student that will be joining in our class.
Cartman: What? New student?
Butters: Is it a boy?
Clyde: If it is, we can mostrar him how to throw rocks at people's trucks!
All boys: Yeah!
Mr Garrison: Okay! That's enough! Anyways, to answer your question, no. It's not a boy.
Cartman:...
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