Sonic getting fucked

last time: ..... stuff happened.

sonic: oooooooooh. my stomach.
shadow: whats wrong with your stomach?
sonic: i dont kno- { vomit}
shadow!
sonic: it hurts so much. shadow, please help me!
shadow: { poor guy, must have morning sickness}

shadow: go eat an apple.
sonic:{ damn}
shadow: if i see a chili dog. ill beat you.
sonic: b-beat?
shadow: tu know?, sex.
sonic: oh.

sonic then eats an apple.

shadow: did tu eat anything for breakfast?
sonic: no i did- GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

shadow: thats it im taking tu to the hospital.
sonic: h-hospital.

shadow: CHAOS- { boom}

at the hospital:

shadow: CONTORL!

nurse: hello, are you...