(WARNING: Cussing is in this article, so be cautious of that. If swearing turns tu off, then please leave now.)

tu know what? If the Sonic series does ONE thing I really loathe, it's getting rid of things I liked from it. I mean, seriously, what kind of a game series gets rid of some things that make it good!? But I digress.

And although there's those things we're glad never came back....



That doesn't change my opinion one bit. But hey, in the words of Steven Wright, tu can't have everything! Where would tu put it?

Seriously though, the Sonic series tends to tick a hell of a lot of people off por getting rid of elements of the franchise that we really liked, and it makes me want to scream out-

SEGA, YOU'RE DESPICABLE! (Daffy pato for the fucking win.)

And that's what brought me to making this list. So, without further ado, get your popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else tu have with you, because WE'RE COUNTING DOWN.....

The parte superior, arriba 5 Things I Want Back In The Sonic Series!

#5. Mighty The Armadillo.

Quoting my Crushing The Classics article, WHY TAKE THE TIME TO MAKE AN ORIGINAL DETAILED CHARACTER AND DO NOTHING WITH THEM!?

Yes, at #5 we have everyone's favorito! armadillo, Mighty.

Seriously though, (Get ready to hear that a lot.) Why did Mighty vanish into obscurity? Dare I say it, he was one of the better members of the Chaotix!

And I swear the división, split SUPERSONIC segundo the Chaotix game was released, Mighty completely disappeared. Fast. Like a bowling ball off of a rascacielos fast.

He was cool, strong, had a great personality, and had so much potential! So why'd they get rid of him? The only logical answer to this situation is......

ALIENS TEMPTED SEGA TO GET RID OF MIGHTY o THEY WILL BURN SEGA WITH THEIR TESLA cañón OF DOOM AND-

I have no idea why. It's a mystery that'll probably never be solved.

#4. The Super Emeralds And The Master Emerald.

Let's take a trip down memory lane. In the third Sonic game, Knuckles' duty was to protect this massive power fuente known as the Master Emerald. Also in that game were the super emeralds, which could be obtained por beating even FUCKING HARDER SPECIAL STAGES.

Sorry, I got terrible flashbacks of the genesis special stages...

But basic idea, WHY'D THEY GO? IT WAS SO EPIC HAVING SUPER EMERALDS AND THE MASTER EMERALD, BUT THEY WERE JUST THROWN IN THE TRASH NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN!

Maybe it's because they wanted the normal Chaos Emeralds to seem más epic, but still! tu just gotta amor those massive gems for being so powerful!

Also, this entry is a foreshadowing to the number one spot on this list. Just saying.

#3. Emerl.

ALMOTHERFUCKINRIGHTYO, so in Sonic Battle for the GBA there was a legendary robot that if tampered with carelessly, could destroy the entire world. This ancient being is one of the most devastating weapons ever created, and should never be messed with at a-



Yep. That's Emerl for you. But hey, tu know what they say, never judge a book por it's cover! :D

o THEY WILL HUNT tu DOWN......

This robot also happens to be one of my favorito! characters in the entire series, it's just so cool!

It also has the ability to copy it's opponent and do anything the foe did, no matter WHAT THE FUCK it is.

ITZ LIKEEE MEGERMAN! ^____^

For más info on Emerl, play the game Sonic Battle! Buy your copy today for only $100,952,634,772,908,402 Dollars! :D

tu can use your lunch money, I don't know. :P

#2. The Spring Yard Zone.

Seriously, this zone has got to make a comeback.

Spring Yard Zone: Why don't tu get a LIFE!? >:D

Me: NOT THAT KIND OF COMEBACK! >.<

Seriously though, (What'd I tell ya. -___-) I really like the Spring Yard Zone. It's probably the most unique stage in the series, at least in my opinion.

It had epic music, a ton of bouncy springs, an avant-garde level design, great structure, and LOTS AND LOTS OF POINTS! ^___^

Because points are awesome, right?

.....

Of course, you're right. I mean, what kind of 14 año old nerd would amor points these days....

*Cries*

Also, as stupid as the boss was, tu have to admit it, THE BOSS WAS EPIC AS SHIT.

Seriously, out of almost EVERY single boss in the entire Sonic series, we've never had a boss that tu HAD to beat in a time limit, at least out of the normal fights. And I don't mean an actual time with a counter, I'm talking if tu had to beat the boss in a certain amount of time.

This boss literally RIPS OFF the platforms tu stand on, and you're dead if tu take too long.

That. Is. EPIC.

In conclusion, I amor the Spring Yard Zone. From it's colorful and pinball-like graphics to it's awesome theme, tu just have to amor it. I really do hope this stage gets remade someday. In the meantime....

Me: *Refreshing the Sega page every 2 seconds* COME ON! >.<

#1. Hyper Sonic.

tu SAW THIS ONE COMING, DIDN'T YOU!? Yes, at number 1, we have the MOST EPIC GODDAMN FORM IN ANY GAME SERIES TO DATE.

SUPER SAIYEN 4? WHAT HENTAI WAS THAT!? >:D

SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS NOT TO LOVE! HE GETS A arco iris COLOR PALLETE SWAP, tu HAVE ACCESS TO ALL THE ELEMENTAL SHIELDS, YOU'RE FUCKING INVINCIBLE, AND tu GO SO GODDAMN FAST tu CAN SEE THE HOLOGRAMS OF SONIC BEHIND HIM!

I'M SORRY FOR FANBOYING HERE, BUT WHY DID SEGA HAVE TO ONLY PUT THIS AWESOME NEW FORM IN ONLY ONE GAME!?

That's like putting the fuego flor in only one Mario game, it's retarded. -___-

I can't stress this enough, Hyper Sonic shouldn't just "Should" return, IT FUCKING HAS TO.

And I have to say, after all these Sonic games, Super Sonic just doesn't cut it anymore. I mean hell, he's been in over 10 Sonic games already, why NOT put Hyper Sonic back in?

Wait.... I have an idea! SOMETHING EVEN BETTER THAN PUTTING IN HYPER SONIC!

WHY NOT ZOIDBERG? :D

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Comments: *Stabs me in the heart*

(Hey there! I hope tu enjoyed the first installment in the Super Sonic Mega Marathon Month! Come back every week for more! For más info on this special event, check out my last articulo in this club. Thanks for reading, and until siguiente time! :D)

(FUN FACT: The word I dicho earlier is pronounced "All/Mother/Fuckin/Righty/O" For the people who were wondering. Not that anyone really was wondering... XD)