Alright, before I even say anything, (Although technically I just did say something XD) I need to get this out of the way. I don't care at all about Sonic couples, o even romance pairings in general. Maybe it's just the way I've never been the most interested in fan-made romance, o maybe because of those scarring terrible fan fictions, o the worst of all..... Let's just say disturbing pictures on google Images, (Seriously what the hell guys? X___X) But long story short, it's not my forte. In fact, this is probably the only time in my life I've talked about these and the only time tu ever will see me talk about them.

Let's start. And that's good because now I can finally go to my lame-comedy style of writing. HOORAY! ^___^

Sonadow: Alright, here's the one I don't get at all. I mean, a gay hedgehog couple is questionable enough but... It just doesn't make sense! I guess tu could say.... It's no use.......

HAHAHHAHAHAHASILVERHAHAHITSNOUSEHAHAHAHALOLOLOLSONIC06REFERENCELOLXD
IAMSOOMGLOLRIGHTNOWHAHAHABRUHLOLHHAA

Seriously though, Sonadow? Really guys? How do tu even come up with this crap?

Actually, pretty much any character in any series gets butchered por the internet. Although if one good thing came out of it, it was the fan fiction, "You Want Lemon?"

Yes, I am serious. Okay maybe not. At all. :P

Anyways, if it wasn't painfully obvious enough, (Like a tostadora to the head painful.) sonadow is a lame name pun on Sonic and Shadow. First time I ever saw this I thought it was something from a barbie show, I kid tu not.

I also have to say, why do they even name the couples? Wouldn't sonadow be the name of the son o something?

...

Alright let's not think about that. Seriously I got WAY side-tracked, sorry.

Anyways, well, uh, um, :P

God this is so awkward! What am I doing with my life? I could be making a parte superior, arriba 10 things I hate in video games list, o a review of Kid Chameleon! But of ALL THE THINGS......

I'm talking about a fan-made gay hedgehog video-game couple.

I'm not even kidding when I say this, WHAT IS THE POINT OF THESE!? Screw talking about each one, WHAT IS SO ENTERTAINING ABOUT THIS!? Is it just me? Am I the only one who doesn't get it?

I mean, I kind of get the Sonamy, the Silvaze, and the guy-girl couples, but why the hell would tu make something like Sonadow?

HOW HIGH WERE THEY!? DID THE SONIC fans JUST golondrina 20 GALLONS OF CORONA, WINE, BEER, AND VODKA!? HOW DOES THIS EVEN BECOME REALITY!? WHAT IS LIFE!? WHAT IS HOPE!? THERE WAS NO PAST, THERE IS NO FUTURE, THE PRESENT IS A JOKE, AND EVERYTHING IS HELL!

NOTHING MAKES SENSE, NOTHING HAS REASON, PURPOSE, WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN!? WHAT ARE PEOPLE DOING WITH THEIR LIVES!? THEY COULD BE ENDING WORLD HUNGER, THEY COULD BE HELPING THE HOMELESS, THEY COULD BE DOING ANYTHING ELSE!

BUT OF ALL THE DAMN THINGS THAT POP INTO YOUR MIND, tu THINK OF THIS.

2 VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS THAT ARE HEDGEHOGS THAT RUN REALLY FAST ARE NOW GAY AND MAKING OUT.

*Sigh* This didn't turn out the way I wanted it to...

I'll just end this now. In conclusion, what is the point? Is it fun? Is it entertaining? And god help tu if it turns tu on, seriously.

This isn't even really about Sonic anymore, but in this series especially, it seems that whenever I just want normal cool looking Sonic The Hedgehog pictures to put in artículos and relive nostalgia, I come across a picture of Silver having... tu know what with Shadow The Hedgehog.

It's gross, it ruins my childhood, it's pointless, and serves no purpose at all. Help the planet Earth and stop this mutiny!

Because fact is... This is madness...

This is madness!

THIS IS MADNESS!

THIS!

IS!

Absolute Bulls**t.