1. “We can't giggle, it's a crime scene.”
2. “This is how tu get your kicks, isn't it? tu risk your life to prove you're clever."
3. “We're not a couple.”
4. “Because I had a row... in the shop... with a chip and pin machine!”
5. “You, ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool. People might talk.”
6. “You being all mysterious with your... cheekbones. And turning your capa collar up so tu look cool.”
7. “There is a mute button and I will use it.”
8. “I'm just saying... it's all fine.”
9. “Apparently it's against the law to chin the Chief Superintendent.”
10. “I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're talking but its usually subtext.”
11. “I know tu for real.”
12. “We solve crimes. I blog about it, and he forgets his pants. I wouldn't hold out too much hope.”
13. “I'm the great Sherlock Holmes, I work alone 'cause no one can compete with my massive intellect!"
14. "Let him go o I will kill you."
15. “Hamish. John Hamish Watson. Just if tu were looking for baby names.”
16. “It was extraordinary. It was quite... extraordinary.”
17. “Friends protect people.”
18. “There were times I didn't even think tu were human. But let me tell tu this, tu were the best man, the most human... human being that I've ever known, and no-one will ever convince me that tu told me a lie, so there.”
19. “I was so alone and I owe tu so much.”
20. “Don't be... dead.”
