if tu saw shadow appear right in your room what would tu do? and how would it go?

My dog would eat him.
The end.

id be like: *drinking cream soda*
*shadow chaos controls here*
me: holy motha fuka! *spits soda like sopa de pescado did once*
Shadow: *wtf?*
Me: ok, what the hell? I thought shadow was just a fictional character made por sega to make profit.
Shadow: How the hell should I know!? Damn chaos control malfunctioned!

O__O your a overreacted fan girl AND REMEMBER YOUR MY GIRLFRIEND!

me:drinking dr.pepper
shadow:sorry i crashed to your room,but eggman fought that im a bird(thats weird)
me:spits dr.pepper on shadow and opend mouth
shadow:ok that i wasent expectink anyway where the fuck am i?
me:czech republic
shadow:ty(thanks) and does chaos control to sonic
me:wtf?

Me:ahhh-*mumble mouth covered por shadows hand*
Shadow:shhhhh don't wake up your parents.
Me:*whispers*what are tu doing here*blushes*
Shadow:because uhhh I amor you*starts leaning for kiss*
Me:*close eyes and kiss and blushes even more* I-I- I amor tu too

Me:holy cuss! Emo! Emo! Be gone, foul beast!

(I throw misceláneo stuff at shadow)

Shadow:ahh! What if your problem?!

Me:be gone!

Shadow:be quiet!

Me:why should I?

(shadow pulls out gun)

(I pull out bigger gun)

Shadow:O.O

(I shoot shadow with almohada gun)

Me:die!!!!!!!!!!!

The end