The hilarious language of Seinfeld (15 Photos) 

The Master of my Domain A polite way to say that you are refraining from pleasuring yourself.

Soup Nazi A soup salesman who is stringent about the conditions in which he sells his soup.

Man hands A woman whose large and masculine hands don’t match the rest of her body.

Serenity Now A phrase to calm and sooth you when you are agitated.

Yada yada The long and boring part of a story summed up.

Festivus A December 23rd holiday alternative to Christmas, Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa.

Regift Taking a gift that was given to you, rewrapping it, and gifting it to someone else.

Double dip Dipping already-bitten food into dip.

Spongeworthy A sexual partner who is worth using one of a limited supply of contraceptive sponges on.

Shiksappeal The appeal of a non-Jewish woman to a Jewish man.