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Hawkeye: *Hears the song* Hm, a new song.
Captain Jefferson: Variety is good. That's why we have a new song. Get out there, and protect this town.
Tim: *Goes out with Julia, Toby, and Red*
Tom: Boo!!! *Throws a rock at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit por the rock* Yo! What's with tu man?!
Tom: *Laughing as he runs away*
James: *Stops, watching Tom run across his track* What's with him? *Clears his throat* Hello everyone, my name is James. Welcome to this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your host, James the red, and splendid engine.
Gordon: *Stops siguiente to him*...

Hilary was walking along the beach, wearing a rosado, rosa bikini. A 1955 Chevy was on the road siguiente to her, moving slowly.

Man 54: What's with that guy in the black car?
Man 69: *Looks at Hilary* Miss? I think someone's stalking you.
Hilary: Stalking me? *Looks at the driver of the Chevy*

She only saw a brief glimpse of the driver, before he pulled out a gun, and shot her twice. The first bullet hit her head, and the segundo went into her right breast. The car took off, leaving some smoke as it took off at high speed.

Alan: *In his car with Harry* Nothing's happening. Let's get some hot dogs.
Dispatch: Attention...

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James: *Singing along to the song* One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock. Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock. Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.
Duck, Oliver, & Henry: AH!!!!!
Tom: Make it stop!
Hawkeye: *Leaving with a freight train* It's a good thing I got in the cab of this freight train in time. Now I don't have to hear his terrible singing, unlike the others.
Master Sword: Hawkeye got lucky!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Gordon: James, stop singing!
James: When the clock strikes two, three and...

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Snow Wonder: *Hears the music* Oh, we're back to this song.
Annie: What's wrong with that? I like it.
Toad: We're making our first appearance with the other characters in this intro Mr. Oliver.
Oliver: I'm excited too Toad.
Toad: But I'm not excited. I'm nervous. *Begins to shake*
Oliver: You're shaking por yourself?!
Toad: I told tu I'm nervous! *Falls apart*
Oliver: There's a first.
Hawkeye: I thought we agreed to get a new opening song.
Pete: It seems that someone changed it.
Gordon: That's right. It was me, Gordon Suite!
Everyone: Boo!!! *Throwing tomatoes at Gordon*
Thomas: I wish we had...

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Tom, Master Sword, Saten Twist: *Standing on their back legs, doing hoof bumps in mid air* Yeah!!!
Hawkeye: Where does this música come from?
Percy: Welcome back everyone. We got My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & friends coming your way. Seriously, we need to get rid of these ponies..

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack...