Song (Start at 0:02): link
Sean: *Stops at a station*
Master Sword: *Standing siguiente to Tom* Hiya!
Sean: What are tu two doing back here?
Tom: I don't know about Master Sword, but I have returned to host Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. We'll be mostrando the parte superior, arriba four episodes of On The Block.
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I dicho last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick culo with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*
Assholes
Starring
Tom Foolery as Stanley Yelnats IV
Cosmic arco iris as Hector "Zero"
Blaze as David "Dave" Lizewski / Kick culo
Saten Twist as Damon Macready / Big Daddy
Master Sword as Chris D'Amico / Red Mist
Heartsong as Mindy Macready / Hit-Girl
Mortomis as Mr. Sir
Sunny as Louise Walker
Double Scoop as Dr. Pendanski
At Camp Greenlake, Stanley, and Zero were digging holes with other prisoners when...
Mr. Sir: *Bringing más prisoners to the hole* See what they're doing?! That's what tu need to do in order to build más character.
David: I thought tu were supposed to draw a character. Not build one.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Sir: tu assholes get into that hole, o I'll kick your culo in the asshole.
Audience: *Laughing*
David: Okay.
The new prisoners got in, and introduced themselves.
David: I'm David.
Damon: I'm Damon.
Chris: I'm Chris.
Mindy: I'm Mindy.
Stanley: Pretty generic introductions, but whatever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hector: What did tu get in trouble for?
David: Being superheroes.
Chris: They thought we were pretending.
David: And they didn't like my superhero name.
Stanley: What?
David: Kick ass.
Hector: Do tu really kick ass.
David: Do tu really wanna find out?
Audience: *Laughing*
Dr. Pendanski: *Arrives* hola Zero, can tu remember my name?
Hector: No. I'm leaving. *Runs away*
Damon: What's his problem?
Stanley: He's been getting insulted all of the time, because he doesn't know how to read.
Louise Walker: *Arrives* Where is Zero going?
Dr. Pendanski: I don't know. Who cares about him?
Stanley: I do. I'm going to save him. *Runs off*
Dr. Pendanski: Call in the guards.
David: Not so fast!
Then David, Chris, Damon, and Mindy got into their superhero costumes.
Mr. Sir: Wait a sec! You're not supposed to do that.
Kick Ass: And why not?
Mr. Sir: You're prisoners.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Daddy: Not anymore.
Louise Walker: *Sets Big Daddy on fire* Get back to being a hated actor Nicholas Cage.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Daddy: I don't know what you're talking about!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kick Ass: *Punches Louise Walker*
Red Mist: *Kicks Mr. Sir*
Hit Girl: *Shoots Dr. Pendanski*
Kick Ass: What was that for?
Hit Girl: I thought we were supposed to kill them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kick Ass: This is why female superheroes suck. They're clueless!
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Red Mist: Should we find Stanley, and Zero?
Kick Ass: No. He needs to save Zero, and do whatever it is he does in that movie. We have our own movie to worry about.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the siguiente part of this episode, Sunny tries to hire a cleaning maid for her home.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 8: Beggers Can't Be Choosers (And Vice Versa)
Sunny: *Watching TV, and hears somepony knocking on her door* Come in.
Mexican Mare: Hola, I am here for the cleaning job.
Sunny: Alright, let's start the interview.
Mexican Mare: No, no. Start it without me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: But you're supposed to be in it. Do tu want the job?
Mexican Mare: No, I forgot why I came here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: tu remind me of somepony from some mostrar I used to watch, but I can't remember.
Mexican Mare: No, I don't remind tu of anypony.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Alright, get outta here.
Half an hora later.
Sunny: *Playing Grand Theft Auto 5 on the PS4* I amor the new first person view for this game. *Hears somepony knocking on her door* Come in.
Annie: *Walks in*
Sunny: *Pauses game* Oh, Annie. How are you?
Annie: I'm good. I heard tu needed somepony to help clean, so I decided to come down, and apply for the job.
Sunny: Perfect. I'll start the interview.
Annie: Why interview me? tu know almost everything about me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Alright, tu got the job.
Audience: *Clapping*
Annie started to clean, while Sunny went back to playing GTA 5.
Sunny: *Flying an airplane*
Annie: *Sees televisión set, and starts to clean the screen while Sunny plays the game*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Can tu clean that later? I have to drop off weapons to some ponies.
Annie: Can't tu pause the game?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Ugh! *Pauses game. She grabs a nintendo 3DS, and starts playing Pokemon*
Annie: *Finishes cleaning television, but starts to clean the 3DS*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: What are tu doing?!
Annie: I have to clean your 3DS.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Clean something, that I'm not using. Okay?
Annie: Alright, fine. My god. *Goes to clean the bathroom*
Sunny: Finally. *Continues playing GTA 5*
A flushing noise was heard, but suddenly, water started coming out of the bathroom.
Sunny: What the f**k?!!?
Annie: I think your toilet is clogged!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: tu know what?! You're fired. tu suck at this job.
Annie: What did I do wrong?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: tu know what? Just drown in there.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Corporal Agarn was feeling bored, and decided to go see the Captain.
Captain Parmenter: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: I am sick, and tired of the army.
Captain Parmenter: What for?
Corporal Agarn: We're supposed to kill ponies right?
Captain Parmenter: Not necessarily. Only if they try to attack us.
Corporal Agarn: There's no action here! All we do is just stand around, watching for something that isn't even coming towards us, and hope that the comida is good. I'm just walking around in a circle, like a doughnut, with gelatina, jalea inside it of course.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: If tu were to leave the army, what would tu do?
Corporal Agarn: I don't know, but I know for a fact, that I won't have to deal with Dobbs, and his terrible skills with the bugle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Speaking of Dobbs playing his bugle, that's exactly what he was doing.
Corporal Agarn: tu see what I'm talking about?!
Captain Parmenter: Okay, so Dobbs is bad at playing at the bugle, but I'm not covinced about the no action thing happening.
Corporal Agarn: The last time somepony attacked us was two years ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks into office, and looks at Corporal Agarn* No sign of the enemy Captain!
Corporal Agarn: I'm Corporal Agarn Vanderbilt!
Corporal Vanderbilt: Ooh, Captain, I didn't know tu did impressions.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: I'm not impersonating anypony Vanderbilt. I'm over here.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks towards Captain Parmenter, walks into his desk, and falls on the ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Are tu alright Vanderbilt?
Vanderbilt: *Stands up* Yep. No sign of the enemy sir. *Walks away, and crashes into the door*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: tu see what I'm talking about here?!
Captain Parmenter: tu better talk to the sarge about it.
Corporal Agarn: But you're the commanding officer!
Captain Parmenter: But the sarge is older then I am, and has más knowledge on military regulations then I do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: How does that work out?!
Audience: *Laughing*
So Agarn went to Sargent O' Rourke
Sargent O' Rourke: tu can't leave the army. Not after the business we started.
Corporal Agarn: What business?
Sargent O' Rourke: O' Rourke Enterprises. We have so many valuables to sell, that we could be multimillionaires.
Corporal Agarn: What's a multimillionaire?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Why don't tu stay in the army, and find out?
Corporal Agarn: Okay, I will.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Shoots ground near Corporal Agarn*
Corporal Agarn: What are tu trying to do Vanderbilt?
Corporal Vanderbilt: Duffy estola my money, and now I'm going to murder him.
Corporal Agarn: That would work, if he was an ant.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning tu Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game mostrar wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
arco iris Dash as herself
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I'd like to once again remind our contestants that there are proper bathroom facilities located in the studio.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We have a real granero burner on our hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In the lead, we have arco iris Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
Audience: *Laughing*
arco iris Dash: Hey, who are tu calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: In segundo place with negative $46,700 is Tom Selleck.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: *Holding pen like a microphone* I am a little slow Alex, but I think I will catch up with Double Jeopardy.
Alex: I see you've managed to let most of your money, runaway.
Tom: I'm sorry, what's that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Oh, I'm sorry. I was make a pun to the título of your movie, Runaway.
Tom: I don't know what that is.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The movie tu were in, Runaway.
Tom: *Continues holding pen like microphone* Oh, haha. Ha, I still don't understand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Sees Tom holding pen like a microphone* That's fine. Oh, and Tom, that is a pen, not a microphone.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: And, in last place with negative $69.. Oh brother, Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: Wooo!!! *Clapping*
Alex: *Notices Sean's score* Negative 69? Okay, that's not your score.
Sean: 69 is how I scored with your grand daughter last night.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Alex: Let's just mover on to the categories for double jeopardy. They are...
Potent Potables
Sounds That gatitos Make
Twinkle Twinkle Little Blank
Catch These Men
Alex: Every answer is a stallion on the FBI's most wanted list, so let's just forget that category. I'm not sure that would turn out well.
Sean: I turned out your grand daughter last night!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm ignoring you.
Sean: It's a prison term, it means I have her working as a prostitute for a job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm going to pretend I never heard that, and continue on with the rest of the categories for Double Jeopardy.
States That End In Hampshire
What Color Is Green
And Purple Alicorns
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Alex: arco iris Dash, let's start with you.
arco iris Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
arco iris Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
arco iris Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We don't have that.
arco iris Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Great. Fine. Okay, Tom, let's just go with you.
Tom: Well, where are we going?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No-nowhere. Pick a category.
Tom: Okay, I'll take 600.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For what category?
Tom: Video daily double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I had such high hopes for you. Let's just do states that end in Hampshire for 200. This is the only state that ends in Hampshire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Rings in* South Hampshire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Tom: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What is South Hampshire?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No, no.
arco iris Dash: *Rings in*
Alex: arco iris Dash.
arco iris Dash: Hampshire England.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No, no. That's not in the United States.
arco iris Dash: *Talks like an australian* I'm sorry govna, please get me más cider. Can I have some more?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No. Sean The Hedgehog, will tu pick a category?
Sean: I'll take Catch The Semen for 800!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: It's not Catch The Semen.
Sean: Is that why your mane is white Trebek?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Tom Selleck, will tu pick a category? And he has his hoof stuck in a conservar en vinagre, salmuera jar.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Uh, it's on my hoof.
Alex: Where did tu get that conservar en vinagre, salmuera jar?
Tom: Uh, I wanted a pickle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Tom Tom, let go of it.
Tom: *Grabs pickle, and let's go of jar*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No, not the jar. Let go of the pickle.
Tom: But I want a pickle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We can't keep playing if tu don't let go of the pickle.
Sean: That's what your grand daughter dicho last night!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: tu know what? arco iris Dash, tu take the board.
arco iris Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
Audience: *Laughing*
arco iris Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular, and Tom Selleck is caught in a dry cleaning bag.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Can someone help him?
Tom: *Stuck in bag*
Alex: No one can help him?
Tom: *Gets out of bag, and rings in*
Alex: I didn't ask tu anything yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: That's okay. Give me famous Chinese ponies for 200.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There is no category for chinese ponies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And there would never be anything that offensive.
Tom: *Rings in* Who is Pat Merida?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: First of all, Pat Merida was japanese, not chinese.
Tom: *Rings in* Who is Mel Gibson?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Good lord.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just mover onto final jeopardy. Nonsense words. Just write a series of letters. As long as it's not a word, tu will win.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And as I am reasonably certain, that tu will get this wrong, I want to get this over with as soon as possible.
The campana rang, and everypony ran out of time.
Alex: Let's see what rare gems our contestants have mined today.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: arco iris Dash, let's see your nonsense word. Hoda Kotb. That's not a nonsense word. She's the co host of The Today Show.
arco iris Dash: Kotb? That's a nonsense word. Where's the vowel?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And tu wagered.. tu wagered that you'll be passed out in an hour.
Audience: *Laughing*
arco iris Dash: *Talks with a southern accent* Yer darn tootin partner. I like cowboys.
Alex: Great. Tom Selleck, let's see what tu wrote down... Wait, Tom Selleck just disappeared.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: No, he was never here.
Alex: Yes he was.
Sean: No he wasn't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Alright then, let's see what tu wrote down. IOISSSB.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well. That is a nonsense word. Judges? Yes, this counts as a nonsense word.
Sean: Well, I thought tu could use it friend.
Alex: Well, thank you. Thank tu Sean.
Sean: You're welcome.
Alex: Let's see what my friend, Sean wagered.
IOISSSB turned out to be part of a drawing Sean made of himself taking a shit on Alex Trebek's grave.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: If I am looking at that correctly, that is tu letting out a number 2 on my grave.
Sean: It was right after I had sex with your grand daughter Trebek!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, that's it. Show's over, good night.
Audience: *Clapping*
culo culo Inn
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring arco iris Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic arco iris as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Idea for this skit por Purrloinedlove.
Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.
Mercury: I've been looking adelante, hacia adelante to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in cama together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: I know. I'm really looking adelante, hacia adelante to our camping trip.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lloyd: *Walks over to Mercury*
Marisa: Wait your turn Lloyd.
Lloyd: I came here to get a job from Mercury. I have plenty of time to do the "other" thing here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Alright. This job I have for tu maybe confusing.
Lloyd: Surprise me.
Mercury: There's this poni, pony that has a destroyed house. He prefers to live in it the way it is. Broken windows, chipping paint, and no electricity for watching television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: tu have just surprised me, and I am confused.
Mercury: That's why I'm the best boss around.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd went down into Compton where the poni, pony living in the destroyed house was located. Some workers were trying to repair the house, but they were getting shot at por the poni, pony living in the damaged house. He was using an UMP45 SMG.
House Pony: I don't want anypony to repair my house! I am Mr. Fail, and I will not succeed at anything!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: Then let's see if tu can fail at life. *Aiming rifle at Mr. Fail*
Workers: Sir, please let us fix your house.
Mr. Fail: *Shoots más workers* I will fail at having my house fixed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Pulls trigger*
Mr. Fail: *Gets shot*
Lloyd got away before anypony could see him with the gun.
Back at the culo culo Inn.
Marisa: I know we've been planning this for a long time, but I have to cancelar our camping trip.
George: What?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Your boss Mercury gave me a better deal. I'm sorry, but I could give tu a private mostrar for free.
George: Fine por me. What are we watching?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Walks towards Mercury* Mr. Fail has been assassinated.
Mercury: Excellent. Here's 20 grand. Make it last.
Lloyd: *Takes money* I appreciate it sir. Thank you.
Aina was escritura down a navidad list.
Aina: Dear Santa Claus, even though everypony calls this holiday Hearths Warming Eve, I want to remember this as Christmas.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: On the siguiente episode of this show, I want everything to be related to Christmas. The crossover parody, a few of the skits, and I want Master Sword, and Tom Foolery to be dressed like tu during the intro.
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: As for my presents, I only have one gift that I want, and that is a new set of headphones. I like Dr. Dre's beats, so could I have a pair of those in red? Thanks a lot. Sincerely, Aina.
Master Sword: *Walks in* That's a shitty navidad list!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Sad* Why?
Master Sword: tu need to have más then one thing tu want for Hearths Warming Eve!
Aina: It's Christmas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: And you're even trying to change the name of this glorious holiday. What is the matter with you?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Cries, and runs away*
Master Sword: *Writes down his Hearths Warming Eve list* Dear Santa, this letter is from a friend of Aina, but keep in mind that she is an idiot, and has no clue about the true meaning of this holiday.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I want a brand new laptop, a golden watch, a suit with a tie, and hat to go with it, a DVD with the first season of The Streets Of San Franciscolt on it, a box of legos, and a Glock 17.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Smith & Wesson is crap, unless it's a 500, o a .44.
Audience: *Laughing*
After escritura down his navidad list, Master Sword went to the nearest mailbox, so he could send his letter to Santa.
Master Sword: *About to put his letter in the mailbox*
Mortomis: *Pops out of the mailbox* Hi there!
Master Sword: AH!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: What are tu doing in there?
Mortomis: Playing hide & seek with Tom.
Master Sword: You're not exactly hiding with your head sticking out of there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I was checking to make sure he was not anywhere near me.
Tom: *Arrives* Found tu Mortomis.
Mortomis: *Glaring at Master Sword*
Master Sword: You're not going to do what I think you're going to do... Are you?
Mortomis: tu just f**ked up big time! *Dives onto Master Sword*
Tom: *Looks at Audience* Well, so much for no violence.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: That's all the time we have for today. See tu in the siguiente episode.
Audience: *Clapping*
The End
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, tu already dicho that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...
Three minutos later, this song was playing: link
Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Stop the song
Master Sword: *Next to Tom again in front of the house*
Tom: What can I say? tu told me to try to come up with something new, and I did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't think the audience will take too kindly on seeing one of the hosts get eaten por a shark.
Tom: But they were laughing. They did like it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm done talking to you. Today's crossover parody is James and The Giant Apple.
Tom: We combine the episode Apples To The Core with the disney movie, James and The Giant Peach.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Time to begin.
James and The Giant manzana, apple
Starring
Pipsqueak as James
Aina as Spiker
Mrs. Cake as Sponge
Tom Foolery as The Narrator
and everyone else as theirselves
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a young potro, colt that was abused por his two aunts. Where are his parents tu ask? They died.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: This ghost from the sky killed them, which honestly doesn't make any sense, but it's a disney film, so don't pregunta it's story line.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The ghost was a rhinoceros por the way, I think tu oughta know that. Anyway, after his daily slave labor, James was leaning on a stone wall, looking in front of him, seeing a nice city. The house he, and his aunts lived in was on parte superior, arriba of a hill, and both the house, and colina looked like shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: *Looking at everything down the hill* Every part of the world would be better for me to live in. I don't want to stay here forever. I want to leave as quickly as possible.
Narrator: *Appears siguiente to James* What's stopping you?
James: Ah! *Falls down*
Narrator: Don't be frightened, I'm just a narrator that appears out of nowhere to talk to others.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: I have something for you. *Gives James a bag* There's lots of magic in those bugs tu see. Take it to your room, and make your wish to leave this dreadful place as quickly as tu can. *Looks around him, and see that everything looks like shit* Actually, tu better make it quicker then quickly as tu can.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: *Runs toward his house, and trips*
Bugs: *Going into the ground*
James: Wait! Don't go!!
Spiker: Who are tu yelling at?!
James: Uh.....
Sponge: Get up!
James: *Gets up*
Then, an manzana, apple starts to grow off of the árbol near James.
Spiker: How is that happening?!
James: *Thinks* (It must be from those bugs in the bag the narrator gave to me.)
After supper, James went outside to investigate.
James: *Goes inside the apple. He starts to hear ponies arguing*
Twilight: Nigga, I still say this episode should be cancelled!
Applejack: Just because tu only appear in the beginning? That's a dumb reason to have somethin' cancelled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I don't want Apples To Zhe Core to be cancelled. Zhere is a wonderful song we sing together.
James: *Gets toward an edge, and falls down*
Big Macintosh: *Looks at James* Who the hell is that?
James: Wait! Don't hurt me. I was dado this bag of magic bugs, and it made this big manzana, apple appear.
Applejack: Actually, that all happened, because of Twilight's magic. As for those bugs, I ain't sure where they went.
Twilight: Sorry man, but they're probably gone.
Spiker: JAAAAAAMES?????!?!!?!
James: Uh oh.
His two aunts were outside looking for him.
Applebloom: We gotta get out of here.
Granny Smith: But how?
Twilight: Man, I got an idea. *Makes the stem of the manzana, apple disappear which makes the manzana, apple fall off the tree, and roll around the hill*
Spiker: *Runs toward the car*
Sponge: *Gets in the car* Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: I dicho start the damn car!
Spiker: tu shouldn't curse. We are in a disney movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sponge: Just start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start* I think it will only start if tu say please. Again, this is a disney movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sponge: *Sighs, annoyed* Please, start the car.
Spiker: *Starts the car, and drives away*
The manzana, apple crushed the car they were driving away in.
Spiker: *Sticks her head out of the car's roof* Oh, so this is what it feels like to be squashed por fruit. Get it? Squash?
Narrator: That wasn't funny. As for James, who met Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Applebloom, Big Macintosh, Granny Smith, and Twilight Sparkle, they got to Manehattan in the big apple.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Narrator: They live in Central Park, with the manzana, apple as their house. Twilight Sparkle used her magic to keep the manzana, apple fresh, so it won't expire, and turn into shit, like James' old house.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the siguiente part of this episode
Mortomis explains to us his favorite, and least favorito! time of history.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 25: por The Time We Get There...
Tom: *In a Prius being driven por Master Sword* It'll be too late.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Come on. We'll make it to Mortomis' house in time.
Tom: Not in this thing. Now if we had Saten Twist's car, we'd get there with no struggle.
Master Sword: It's too old. No, to get from one place to another, tu need a Prius. *Notices his car breaks down, then he catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Put yourself out before tu kill us.
43 minutos later at Mortomis' house
Mortomis: What the hell took tu two so long?
Tom: It's all Master Sword's fault. He drove us here in a Prius.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I'm sorry for your misfortune.
Master Sword: Why did tu invite us here anyway? On the phone, tu dicho tu had something special for us.
Mortomis: That I do. I'm working on a special project about my favorite, and least favorito! decades of the past. *Starts playing a video*
This was the entire video
Mortomis: *Narrating* Mortomis' favorite, and least favorito! decades of the past. One of my favorito! decades of the past is the 1870's. We got lots of cool movies, and TV shows about the wild west, and everything else that happened around that time period. My segundo favorito! is the 1940's.
Tom: (This is boring. I'd rather watch The Descendants.)
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: We won world war 2. That is all. My final favorito! is the 1980's. I was born in 1982, and got my first girlfriend three years after that. We had sex one week after we met
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Now for my least favorito! decades of the past, starting with the 1930's. Everything about this decade sucks, because of the Great Depression. And one más thing, Heil Hitler.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: segundo least favorito! is the 1990's. It was a very weird time. Everything was weird.
Master Sword: tu dicho weird twice.
Mortomis: Shut up, and watch the video. *Sees Tom, and Master Sword sleeping*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: F**k. We might as well get the skits started, beginning with The Story Of Corporal Agarn. Who knows? tu might see Master Sword catch on fuego again.
Audience: *Laughing*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Previously
Corporal Agarn: hola Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they dicho they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke: But I already have the forms filled out, and I'm taking them to be sent to Canterlot right now.
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Later, at the Hikawi Camp
Sargent O' Rourke: We just came por to see the ammunition tu have for us.
Wild Eagle: It's ready for twenty four dollars.
Corporal Agarn: See? I told tu Sarge. They give us our ammo for a fair price.
Wild Eagle: And two diamonds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: But, where are we going to get two diamonds?
Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat spotted ten Comanche Indians, protecting two diamonds in a cave. I want tu to get them for me.
Sargent O' Rourke: Okay. We'll find a way to sneak past them, and get the diamonds for you. *Leaves with Corporal Agarn*
Wild Eagle: *Walks over to Crazy Cat* You're good.
Crazy Cat: *Reveals the two diamonds* We'll be even richer now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Part 2
Corporal Agarn: *With Sargent O' Rourke* Wait, there's ten Comanches, and two of us. Shouldn't we have brought reinforcements with us?
Sargent O' Rourke: We're going to sneak past them. That can't be accomplished if we have más ponies with us.
Corporal Agarn: How do we sneak past them?
Sargent O' Rourke: I'll think of something.
Meanwhile at the Hikawi camp
Crazy Cat: This is great. We will have four diamonds, and we will be extremely rich.
Wild Eagle: I still feel bad about lying to Agarn, and O' Rourke.
Crazy Cat: They're soldiers. They can defend themselves.
Wild Eagle: Against the Comanches? They're animals. Even a real animal can see that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives with Vanderbilt* Hello chief.
Wild Eagle: Ah, Captain. We haven't seen much of you. How goes everything at Fort Courage?
Captain Parmenter: Everything is fine, but we're missing Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke.
Corporal Vanderbilt: I think I see them Captain. *Walks toward a tree, and shakes a low branch* Agarn, how nice to see tu again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Vanderbilt, that's a tree.
Corporal Vanderbilt: Oh, I knew that. *Walks to a bush* Hi Sargent.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Do tu know where they might be?
Wild Eagle: I sent them to find two diamonds, in a cave, protected por Comanche Indians.
Captain Parmenter: por theirselves?!
Crazy Cat: They'll be alright captain.
Captain Parmenter: I know O' Rourke is good negotiating with Indians, but he's with Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wild Eagle: So?
Captain Parmenter: tu clearly don't know Agarn as well as I do.
Audience: *Laughing*
To be continued in the siguiente episode.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning tu Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's Video Game Troll
Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed por any actors.
Today's game: Gran Turismo 6
Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is registrarse this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when tu get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, tu get kicked out of the lobby por the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
Audience: *Laughing*
As the camera switches to game footage from Sean's TV, they both registrarse the cop server.
Mortomis: tu know how some people don't have those safety cars?
Sean: Yeah, they have to use a car with a certain color.
Mortomis: If it's black, I'm using my Cadillac. The Cien.
Sean: Well, that oughta be fun.
Mortomis: But not for the racers.
Audience: *Laughing*
The cargando... screen goes away, and it shows the main menu for the online server they're in.
Fox335: We're in. Hi everyone.
Players: Hello.
Kadillack: Can we be cops?
Ghost-Toast: Sure.
Fox335: *Driving a bmw M4 Safety Car*
Kadillack: *Driving a black Cadillac Cien*
Brother92: Kadillack, I thought tu wanted to be a cop.
Kadillack: I am, I'm undercover.
Ghost-Toast: tu need a car like Fox's. It has to have the lights on parte superior, arriba of it.
Kadillack: Can't I go undercover? *The pitch in his voice gets higher* Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ghost-Toast: *Annoyed* Okay, tu can use the Caddy.
Kadillack: *Sends a message to Fox335*
Fox335: *Reads the message. It says, We got him angry already.*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
The track they were driving on was Circuit De La Sarthe
Fox335: *Sees a car parked in the grass, and stops in front of it* What are tu doing?
VGV85: I'm waiting for a friend.
Fox335: What for?
VGV85: So he can mostrar me this car he has.
Fox335: I don't believe you. Is he giving tu drugs?
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: tu mean illegal drugs?
Fox335: Yes, illegal drugs. That's the only kind of drugs there are.
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: No tu bastard.
Fox335: Okay, I'm going to give tu two tickets. One for dealing with illegal drugs-
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: -and the other one is for calling me a bastard. If tu get one más ticket, the host will kick tu out of here.
VGV85: This is bullshit!
Fox335: Use of profanity, that's your third ticket. Host! Kick this guy! He got three tickets.
VGV85: But I didn't do anything! *Gets kicked out of the lobby*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Kadillack: *On the straightaway, he pushes an audi into the muro which makes him stop. He stops right in front of him.*
98349834: What the hell was that man?
Kadillack: Can I see your driver's license, and registration sir?
98349834: Why did tu push me into the wall?
Kadillack: tu were speeding.
98349834: Yeah, but tu ruined the front end of my car.
Kadillack: Well, you're driving an Audi, tu do that to everyone else.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: What's that supposed to mean?!
Kadillack: You're a douchebag, that's what it means.
Players: *Laughing*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Guys, this isn't funny!
Kadillack: Sure it is. I'm giving tu a ticket for speeding, and a ticket for driving an Audi. Get a different car now.
98349834: Fine!
90 segundos later
98349834: *Driving a 1966 Volkswagen Beetle*
Fox335: *Pushes the Volkswagen into the sand*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Really?!!?
Fox335: That's even worse then an Audi. I'm giving tu a 3rd ticket for driving a piece of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: NO!!
Ghost-Toast: tu got three tickets man, you're getting kicked.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: *Gets kicked*
Fox335: That was fun, but I have to go now.
Kadillack: Yeah, me too.
Ghost-Toast: Aw man. I hope tu registrarse my lobby again.
Up siguiente is Golfing
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arco iris as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.
Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? tu do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm más used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: tu know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could work.
Chip: *Hits the ball* Get in the hole tu white bastard.
But a breeze pushed the ball back, and it landed in the bunker.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: And, what tu dicho to the golf ball sounded strange. It would make más sense if the ball was black, and tu dicho black bastard.
Audience: *Whistling, cheering, and clapping*
Chip: *Looks at the bunker* That's not our only problem. We're short on sand.
After the match, they talked to Olson, and Caddy about it while sitting at a mesa, tabla in the club.
Olson: We were just dealing with the same thing.
Caddy: I talked to the owner, but he didn't say a word back.
Otis: Perhaps he was too nervous.
Caddy: He looked más angry to me.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Chip: Do tu think he'll do anything about it?
Otis: He was angry. I doubt it.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Otis: Then we'll have to do it for him.
siguiente day, they were at the bunker with the short amount of sand. Each poni, pony was carrying two buckets of sand.
Chip: Hold up, I think we have the wrong type of sand.
Otis: Wrong type? There's only one type of sand. The type that prevents golf balls from going to the right place!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Caddy: They both look the same to me.
Chip: I will be the judge of that.
Otis: Fine. tu want to make things complicated? Be my guess.
Olson: If that sand is different from the one we have, we'll get different sand. Satisfied?
Chip: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: We should have gotten the right sand in the first place. *Gets into the bunker, and feels the sand* It's very smooth. Now let's feel the sand we have in our buckets. *Puts his hoof in the bucket* Wrong sand!
Otis: Really, let me try. *Feels the sand in the bucket* Oh. It feels different, because it's wet.
Chip: So we can't use it.
But the others poured the sand into the sand trap anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: *Shocked, making a face just like this: link *
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Otis: Okay Chip, time to go home. *Leaves with Olson, and Caddy*
Chip: *Stands still like a statue, and falls down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, Tom has some things to tell tu
At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword
Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, tu need to screw up más when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to tu buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll mostrar an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, o just give tu the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we talking about again?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Actually, the way it really works is this.
A cartoon comic book now appears with the título being...
Tom: Facts on CHiPs.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: *Flips some pages in the comic book* Did tu know that when Jebediah Turner first appeared in Season 3, he never had a single accident while driving around in his police car? Then in Season 4, this happened.
Jebediah: *His car was airborne, but it crashes on a street, damaging the front end severly. Next, he's looking for something in the backyard of an abandoned house, but three guys steal his police car*
Tom: I guess he ran out of luck, just like all of us sometimes.
Jebediah: *Appears siguiente to Tom* Wait. Why are cartoon caballos doing a review on a mostrar about humans, from 38 years ago?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Who gives a damn? siguiente on the facts is Watchmojo.com. They say that araña Man 3 is terrible, because there's too many villains. Well what the hell is wrong with tu guys?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: tu got the sand man, and that homosexual photographer, I think his name is Ed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just two villains. That's it, and the segundo guy doesn't even turn evil until the ending after araña Man gets rid of the black costume. These guys at Watchmojo.com are idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: araña Man gets a real bad culo costume from whatever that black shit is, and James Franco's performance as Harry Osborne was also bad ass. araña Man 3 is a good movie. Case dismissed.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Finally on The Facts, the My Little Pornstar movie is finally finished. Tirek is much better in this then he is in the season 4 finale of My Little Pony. And that's the end.
The comic book closes, and we return to Tom, and Master Sword in the house.
Master Sword: That's all we have for today. We'll see tu in the siguiente episode.
Tom: Which is also the season 2 finale.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production
The Leader In fan Fictions
Sean: *Stops at a station*
Master Sword: *Standing siguiente to Tom* Hiya!
Sean: What are tu two doing back here?
Tom: I don't know about Master Sword, but I have returned to host Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. We'll be mostrando the parte superior, arriba four episodes of On The Block.
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I dicho last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick culo with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*
Assholes
Starring
Tom Foolery as Stanley Yelnats IV
Cosmic arco iris as Hector "Zero"
Blaze as David "Dave" Lizewski / Kick culo
Saten Twist as Damon Macready / Big Daddy
Master Sword as Chris D'Amico / Red Mist
Heartsong as Mindy Macready / Hit-Girl
Mortomis as Mr. Sir
Sunny as Louise Walker
Double Scoop as Dr. Pendanski
At Camp Greenlake, Stanley, and Zero were digging holes with other prisoners when...
Mr. Sir: *Bringing más prisoners to the hole* See what they're doing?! That's what tu need to do in order to build más character.
David: I thought tu were supposed to draw a character. Not build one.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Sir: tu assholes get into that hole, o I'll kick your culo in the asshole.
Audience: *Laughing*
David: Okay.
The new prisoners got in, and introduced themselves.
David: I'm David.
Damon: I'm Damon.
Chris: I'm Chris.
Mindy: I'm Mindy.
Stanley: Pretty generic introductions, but whatever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hector: What did tu get in trouble for?
David: Being superheroes.
Chris: They thought we were pretending.
David: And they didn't like my superhero name.
Stanley: What?
David: Kick ass.
Hector: Do tu really kick ass.
David: Do tu really wanna find out?
Audience: *Laughing*
Dr. Pendanski: *Arrives* hola Zero, can tu remember my name?
Hector: No. I'm leaving. *Runs away*
Damon: What's his problem?
Stanley: He's been getting insulted all of the time, because he doesn't know how to read.
Louise Walker: *Arrives* Where is Zero going?
Dr. Pendanski: I don't know. Who cares about him?
Stanley: I do. I'm going to save him. *Runs off*
Dr. Pendanski: Call in the guards.
David: Not so fast!
Then David, Chris, Damon, and Mindy got into their superhero costumes.
Mr. Sir: Wait a sec! You're not supposed to do that.
Kick Ass: And why not?
Mr. Sir: You're prisoners.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Daddy: Not anymore.
Louise Walker: *Sets Big Daddy on fire* Get back to being a hated actor Nicholas Cage.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Daddy: I don't know what you're talking about!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kick Ass: *Punches Louise Walker*
Red Mist: *Kicks Mr. Sir*
Hit Girl: *Shoots Dr. Pendanski*
Kick Ass: What was that for?
Hit Girl: I thought we were supposed to kill them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kick Ass: This is why female superheroes suck. They're clueless!
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Red Mist: Should we find Stanley, and Zero?
Kick Ass: No. He needs to save Zero, and do whatever it is he does in that movie. We have our own movie to worry about.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the siguiente part of this episode, Sunny tries to hire a cleaning maid for her home.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 8: Beggers Can't Be Choosers (And Vice Versa)
Sunny: *Watching TV, and hears somepony knocking on her door* Come in.
Mexican Mare: Hola, I am here for the cleaning job.
Sunny: Alright, let's start the interview.
Mexican Mare: No, no. Start it without me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: But you're supposed to be in it. Do tu want the job?
Mexican Mare: No, I forgot why I came here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: tu remind me of somepony from some mostrar I used to watch, but I can't remember.
Mexican Mare: No, I don't remind tu of anypony.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Alright, get outta here.
Half an hora later.
Sunny: *Playing Grand Theft Auto 5 on the PS4* I amor the new first person view for this game. *Hears somepony knocking on her door* Come in.
Annie: *Walks in*
Sunny: *Pauses game* Oh, Annie. How are you?
Annie: I'm good. I heard tu needed somepony to help clean, so I decided to come down, and apply for the job.
Sunny: Perfect. I'll start the interview.
Annie: Why interview me? tu know almost everything about me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Alright, tu got the job.
Audience: *Clapping*
Annie started to clean, while Sunny went back to playing GTA 5.
Sunny: *Flying an airplane*
Annie: *Sees televisión set, and starts to clean the screen while Sunny plays the game*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Can tu clean that later? I have to drop off weapons to some ponies.
Annie: Can't tu pause the game?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Ugh! *Pauses game. She grabs a nintendo 3DS, and starts playing Pokemon*
Annie: *Finishes cleaning television, but starts to clean the 3DS*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: What are tu doing?!
Annie: I have to clean your 3DS.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Clean something, that I'm not using. Okay?
Annie: Alright, fine. My god. *Goes to clean the bathroom*
Sunny: Finally. *Continues playing GTA 5*
A flushing noise was heard, but suddenly, water started coming out of the bathroom.
Sunny: What the f**k?!!?
Annie: I think your toilet is clogged!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: tu know what?! You're fired. tu suck at this job.
Annie: What did I do wrong?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: tu know what? Just drown in there.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Corporal Agarn was feeling bored, and decided to go see the Captain.
Captain Parmenter: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: I am sick, and tired of the army.
Captain Parmenter: What for?
Corporal Agarn: We're supposed to kill ponies right?
Captain Parmenter: Not necessarily. Only if they try to attack us.
Corporal Agarn: There's no action here! All we do is just stand around, watching for something that isn't even coming towards us, and hope that the comida is good. I'm just walking around in a circle, like a doughnut, with gelatina, jalea inside it of course.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: If tu were to leave the army, what would tu do?
Corporal Agarn: I don't know, but I know for a fact, that I won't have to deal with Dobbs, and his terrible skills with the bugle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Speaking of Dobbs playing his bugle, that's exactly what he was doing.
Corporal Agarn: tu see what I'm talking about?!
Captain Parmenter: Okay, so Dobbs is bad at playing at the bugle, but I'm not covinced about the no action thing happening.
Corporal Agarn: The last time somepony attacked us was two years ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks into office, and looks at Corporal Agarn* No sign of the enemy Captain!
Corporal Agarn: I'm Corporal Agarn Vanderbilt!
Corporal Vanderbilt: Ooh, Captain, I didn't know tu did impressions.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: I'm not impersonating anypony Vanderbilt. I'm over here.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks towards Captain Parmenter, walks into his desk, and falls on the ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Are tu alright Vanderbilt?
Vanderbilt: *Stands up* Yep. No sign of the enemy sir. *Walks away, and crashes into the door*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: tu see what I'm talking about here?!
Captain Parmenter: tu better talk to the sarge about it.
Corporal Agarn: But you're the commanding officer!
Captain Parmenter: But the sarge is older then I am, and has más knowledge on military regulations then I do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: How does that work out?!
Audience: *Laughing*
So Agarn went to Sargent O' Rourke
Sargent O' Rourke: tu can't leave the army. Not after the business we started.
Corporal Agarn: What business?
Sargent O' Rourke: O' Rourke Enterprises. We have so many valuables to sell, that we could be multimillionaires.
Corporal Agarn: What's a multimillionaire?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Why don't tu stay in the army, and find out?
Corporal Agarn: Okay, I will.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Shoots ground near Corporal Agarn*
Corporal Agarn: What are tu trying to do Vanderbilt?
Corporal Vanderbilt: Duffy estola my money, and now I'm going to murder him.
Corporal Agarn: That would work, if he was an ant.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning tu Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game mostrar wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
arco iris Dash as herself
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I'd like to once again remind our contestants that there are proper bathroom facilities located in the studio.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We have a real granero burner on our hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In the lead, we have arco iris Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
Audience: *Laughing*
arco iris Dash: Hey, who are tu calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: In segundo place with negative $46,700 is Tom Selleck.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: *Holding pen like a microphone* I am a little slow Alex, but I think I will catch up with Double Jeopardy.
Alex: I see you've managed to let most of your money, runaway.
Tom: I'm sorry, what's that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Oh, I'm sorry. I was make a pun to the título of your movie, Runaway.
Tom: I don't know what that is.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The movie tu were in, Runaway.
Tom: *Continues holding pen like microphone* Oh, haha. Ha, I still don't understand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Sees Tom holding pen like a microphone* That's fine. Oh, and Tom, that is a pen, not a microphone.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: And, in last place with negative $69.. Oh brother, Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: Wooo!!! *Clapping*
Alex: *Notices Sean's score* Negative 69? Okay, that's not your score.
Sean: 69 is how I scored with your grand daughter last night.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Alex: Let's just mover on to the categories for double jeopardy. They are...
Potent Potables
Sounds That gatitos Make
Twinkle Twinkle Little Blank
Catch These Men
Alex: Every answer is a stallion on the FBI's most wanted list, so let's just forget that category. I'm not sure that would turn out well.
Sean: I turned out your grand daughter last night!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm ignoring you.
Sean: It's a prison term, it means I have her working as a prostitute for a job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm going to pretend I never heard that, and continue on with the rest of the categories for Double Jeopardy.
States That End In Hampshire
What Color Is Green
And Purple Alicorns
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Alex: arco iris Dash, let's start with you.
arco iris Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
arco iris Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
arco iris Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We don't have that.
arco iris Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Great. Fine. Okay, Tom, let's just go with you.
Tom: Well, where are we going?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No-nowhere. Pick a category.
Tom: Okay, I'll take 600.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For what category?
Tom: Video daily double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I had such high hopes for you. Let's just do states that end in Hampshire for 200. This is the only state that ends in Hampshire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Rings in* South Hampshire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Tom: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What is South Hampshire?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No, no.
arco iris Dash: *Rings in*
Alex: arco iris Dash.
arco iris Dash: Hampshire England.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No, no. That's not in the United States.
arco iris Dash: *Talks like an australian* I'm sorry govna, please get me más cider. Can I have some more?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No. Sean The Hedgehog, will tu pick a category?
Sean: I'll take Catch The Semen for 800!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: It's not Catch The Semen.
Sean: Is that why your mane is white Trebek?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Tom Selleck, will tu pick a category? And he has his hoof stuck in a conservar en vinagre, salmuera jar.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Uh, it's on my hoof.
Alex: Where did tu get that conservar en vinagre, salmuera jar?
Tom: Uh, I wanted a pickle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Tom Tom, let go of it.
Tom: *Grabs pickle, and let's go of jar*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No, not the jar. Let go of the pickle.
Tom: But I want a pickle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We can't keep playing if tu don't let go of the pickle.
Sean: That's what your grand daughter dicho last night!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: tu know what? arco iris Dash, tu take the board.
arco iris Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
Audience: *Laughing*
arco iris Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular, and Tom Selleck is caught in a dry cleaning bag.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Can someone help him?
Tom: *Stuck in bag*
Alex: No one can help him?
Tom: *Gets out of bag, and rings in*
Alex: I didn't ask tu anything yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: That's okay. Give me famous Chinese ponies for 200.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There is no category for chinese ponies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And there would never be anything that offensive.
Tom: *Rings in* Who is Pat Merida?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: First of all, Pat Merida was japanese, not chinese.
Tom: *Rings in* Who is Mel Gibson?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Good lord.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just mover onto final jeopardy. Nonsense words. Just write a series of letters. As long as it's not a word, tu will win.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And as I am reasonably certain, that tu will get this wrong, I want to get this over with as soon as possible.
The campana rang, and everypony ran out of time.
Alex: Let's see what rare gems our contestants have mined today.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: arco iris Dash, let's see your nonsense word. Hoda Kotb. That's not a nonsense word. She's the co host of The Today Show.
arco iris Dash: Kotb? That's a nonsense word. Where's the vowel?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And tu wagered.. tu wagered that you'll be passed out in an hour.
Audience: *Laughing*
arco iris Dash: *Talks with a southern accent* Yer darn tootin partner. I like cowboys.
Alex: Great. Tom Selleck, let's see what tu wrote down... Wait, Tom Selleck just disappeared.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: No, he was never here.
Alex: Yes he was.
Sean: No he wasn't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Alright then, let's see what tu wrote down. IOISSSB.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well. That is a nonsense word. Judges? Yes, this counts as a nonsense word.
Sean: Well, I thought tu could use it friend.
Alex: Well, thank you. Thank tu Sean.
Sean: You're welcome.
Alex: Let's see what my friend, Sean wagered.
IOISSSB turned out to be part of a drawing Sean made of himself taking a shit on Alex Trebek's grave.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: If I am looking at that correctly, that is tu letting out a number 2 on my grave.
Sean: It was right after I had sex with your grand daughter Trebek!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, that's it. Show's over, good night.
Audience: *Clapping*
culo culo Inn
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring arco iris Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic arco iris as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Idea for this skit por Purrloinedlove.
Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.
Mercury: I've been looking adelante, hacia adelante to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in cama together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: I know. I'm really looking adelante, hacia adelante to our camping trip.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lloyd: *Walks over to Mercury*
Marisa: Wait your turn Lloyd.
Lloyd: I came here to get a job from Mercury. I have plenty of time to do the "other" thing here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Alright. This job I have for tu maybe confusing.
Lloyd: Surprise me.
Mercury: There's this poni, pony that has a destroyed house. He prefers to live in it the way it is. Broken windows, chipping paint, and no electricity for watching television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: tu have just surprised me, and I am confused.
Mercury: That's why I'm the best boss around.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd went down into Compton where the poni, pony living in the destroyed house was located. Some workers were trying to repair the house, but they were getting shot at por the poni, pony living in the damaged house. He was using an UMP45 SMG.
House Pony: I don't want anypony to repair my house! I am Mr. Fail, and I will not succeed at anything!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: Then let's see if tu can fail at life. *Aiming rifle at Mr. Fail*
Workers: Sir, please let us fix your house.
Mr. Fail: *Shoots más workers* I will fail at having my house fixed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Pulls trigger*
Mr. Fail: *Gets shot*
Lloyd got away before anypony could see him with the gun.
Back at the culo culo Inn.
Marisa: I know we've been planning this for a long time, but I have to cancelar our camping trip.
George: What?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Your boss Mercury gave me a better deal. I'm sorry, but I could give tu a private mostrar for free.
George: Fine por me. What are we watching?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Walks towards Mercury* Mr. Fail has been assassinated.
Mercury: Excellent. Here's 20 grand. Make it last.
Lloyd: *Takes money* I appreciate it sir. Thank you.
Aina was escritura down a navidad list.
Aina: Dear Santa Claus, even though everypony calls this holiday Hearths Warming Eve, I want to remember this as Christmas.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: On the siguiente episode of this show, I want everything to be related to Christmas. The crossover parody, a few of the skits, and I want Master Sword, and Tom Foolery to be dressed like tu during the intro.
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: As for my presents, I only have one gift that I want, and that is a new set of headphones. I like Dr. Dre's beats, so could I have a pair of those in red? Thanks a lot. Sincerely, Aina.
Master Sword: *Walks in* That's a shitty navidad list!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Sad* Why?
Master Sword: tu need to have más then one thing tu want for Hearths Warming Eve!
Aina: It's Christmas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: And you're even trying to change the name of this glorious holiday. What is the matter with you?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Cries, and runs away*
Master Sword: *Writes down his Hearths Warming Eve list* Dear Santa, this letter is from a friend of Aina, but keep in mind that she is an idiot, and has no clue about the true meaning of this holiday.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I want a brand new laptop, a golden watch, a suit with a tie, and hat to go with it, a DVD with the first season of The Streets Of San Franciscolt on it, a box of legos, and a Glock 17.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Smith & Wesson is crap, unless it's a 500, o a .44.
Audience: *Laughing*
After escritura down his navidad list, Master Sword went to the nearest mailbox, so he could send his letter to Santa.
Master Sword: *About to put his letter in the mailbox*
Mortomis: *Pops out of the mailbox* Hi there!
Master Sword: AH!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: What are tu doing in there?
Mortomis: Playing hide & seek with Tom.
Master Sword: You're not exactly hiding with your head sticking out of there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I was checking to make sure he was not anywhere near me.
Tom: *Arrives* Found tu Mortomis.
Mortomis: *Glaring at Master Sword*
Master Sword: You're not going to do what I think you're going to do... Are you?
Mortomis: tu just f**ked up big time! *Dives onto Master Sword*
Tom: *Looks at Audience* Well, so much for no violence.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: That's all the time we have for today. See tu in the siguiente episode.
Audience: *Clapping*
The End
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, tu already dicho that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...
Three minutos later, this song was playing: link
Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Stop the song
Master Sword: *Next to Tom again in front of the house*
Tom: What can I say? tu told me to try to come up with something new, and I did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't think the audience will take too kindly on seeing one of the hosts get eaten por a shark.
Tom: But they were laughing. They did like it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm done talking to you. Today's crossover parody is James and The Giant Apple.
Tom: We combine the episode Apples To The Core with the disney movie, James and The Giant Peach.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Time to begin.
James and The Giant manzana, apple
Starring
Pipsqueak as James
Aina as Spiker
Mrs. Cake as Sponge
Tom Foolery as The Narrator
and everyone else as theirselves
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a young potro, colt that was abused por his two aunts. Where are his parents tu ask? They died.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: This ghost from the sky killed them, which honestly doesn't make any sense, but it's a disney film, so don't pregunta it's story line.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The ghost was a rhinoceros por the way, I think tu oughta know that. Anyway, after his daily slave labor, James was leaning on a stone wall, looking in front of him, seeing a nice city. The house he, and his aunts lived in was on parte superior, arriba of a hill, and both the house, and colina looked like shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: *Looking at everything down the hill* Every part of the world would be better for me to live in. I don't want to stay here forever. I want to leave as quickly as possible.
Narrator: *Appears siguiente to James* What's stopping you?
James: Ah! *Falls down*
Narrator: Don't be frightened, I'm just a narrator that appears out of nowhere to talk to others.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: I have something for you. *Gives James a bag* There's lots of magic in those bugs tu see. Take it to your room, and make your wish to leave this dreadful place as quickly as tu can. *Looks around him, and see that everything looks like shit* Actually, tu better make it quicker then quickly as tu can.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: *Runs toward his house, and trips*
Bugs: *Going into the ground*
James: Wait! Don't go!!
Spiker: Who are tu yelling at?!
James: Uh.....
Sponge: Get up!
James: *Gets up*
Then, an manzana, apple starts to grow off of the árbol near James.
Spiker: How is that happening?!
James: *Thinks* (It must be from those bugs in the bag the narrator gave to me.)
After supper, James went outside to investigate.
James: *Goes inside the apple. He starts to hear ponies arguing*
Twilight: Nigga, I still say this episode should be cancelled!
Applejack: Just because tu only appear in the beginning? That's a dumb reason to have somethin' cancelled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I don't want Apples To Zhe Core to be cancelled. Zhere is a wonderful song we sing together.
James: *Gets toward an edge, and falls down*
Big Macintosh: *Looks at James* Who the hell is that?
James: Wait! Don't hurt me. I was dado this bag of magic bugs, and it made this big manzana, apple appear.
Applejack: Actually, that all happened, because of Twilight's magic. As for those bugs, I ain't sure where they went.
Twilight: Sorry man, but they're probably gone.
Spiker: JAAAAAAMES?????!?!!?!
James: Uh oh.
His two aunts were outside looking for him.
Applebloom: We gotta get out of here.
Granny Smith: But how?
Twilight: Man, I got an idea. *Makes the stem of the manzana, apple disappear which makes the manzana, apple fall off the tree, and roll around the hill*
Spiker: *Runs toward the car*
Sponge: *Gets in the car* Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: I dicho start the damn car!
Spiker: tu shouldn't curse. We are in a disney movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sponge: Just start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start* I think it will only start if tu say please. Again, this is a disney movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sponge: *Sighs, annoyed* Please, start the car.
Spiker: *Starts the car, and drives away*
The manzana, apple crushed the car they were driving away in.
Spiker: *Sticks her head out of the car's roof* Oh, so this is what it feels like to be squashed por fruit. Get it? Squash?
Narrator: That wasn't funny. As for James, who met Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Applebloom, Big Macintosh, Granny Smith, and Twilight Sparkle, they got to Manehattan in the big apple.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Narrator: They live in Central Park, with the manzana, apple as their house. Twilight Sparkle used her magic to keep the manzana, apple fresh, so it won't expire, and turn into shit, like James' old house.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the siguiente part of this episode
Mortomis explains to us his favorite, and least favorito! time of history.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 25: por The Time We Get There...
Tom: *In a Prius being driven por Master Sword* It'll be too late.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Come on. We'll make it to Mortomis' house in time.
Tom: Not in this thing. Now if we had Saten Twist's car, we'd get there with no struggle.
Master Sword: It's too old. No, to get from one place to another, tu need a Prius. *Notices his car breaks down, then he catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Put yourself out before tu kill us.
43 minutos later at Mortomis' house
Mortomis: What the hell took tu two so long?
Tom: It's all Master Sword's fault. He drove us here in a Prius.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I'm sorry for your misfortune.
Master Sword: Why did tu invite us here anyway? On the phone, tu dicho tu had something special for us.
Mortomis: That I do. I'm working on a special project about my favorite, and least favorito! decades of the past. *Starts playing a video*
This was the entire video
Mortomis: *Narrating* Mortomis' favorite, and least favorito! decades of the past. One of my favorito! decades of the past is the 1870's. We got lots of cool movies, and TV shows about the wild west, and everything else that happened around that time period. My segundo favorito! is the 1940's.
Tom: (This is boring. I'd rather watch The Descendants.)
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: We won world war 2. That is all. My final favorito! is the 1980's. I was born in 1982, and got my first girlfriend three years after that. We had sex one week after we met
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Now for my least favorito! decades of the past, starting with the 1930's. Everything about this decade sucks, because of the Great Depression. And one más thing, Heil Hitler.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: segundo least favorito! is the 1990's. It was a very weird time. Everything was weird.
Master Sword: tu dicho weird twice.
Mortomis: Shut up, and watch the video. *Sees Tom, and Master Sword sleeping*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: F**k. We might as well get the skits started, beginning with The Story Of Corporal Agarn. Who knows? tu might see Master Sword catch on fuego again.
Audience: *Laughing*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Previously
Corporal Agarn: hola Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they dicho they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke: But I already have the forms filled out, and I'm taking them to be sent to Canterlot right now.
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Later, at the Hikawi Camp
Sargent O' Rourke: We just came por to see the ammunition tu have for us.
Wild Eagle: It's ready for twenty four dollars.
Corporal Agarn: See? I told tu Sarge. They give us our ammo for a fair price.
Wild Eagle: And two diamonds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: But, where are we going to get two diamonds?
Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat spotted ten Comanche Indians, protecting two diamonds in a cave. I want tu to get them for me.
Sargent O' Rourke: Okay. We'll find a way to sneak past them, and get the diamonds for you. *Leaves with Corporal Agarn*
Wild Eagle: *Walks over to Crazy Cat* You're good.
Crazy Cat: *Reveals the two diamonds* We'll be even richer now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Part 2
Corporal Agarn: *With Sargent O' Rourke* Wait, there's ten Comanches, and two of us. Shouldn't we have brought reinforcements with us?
Sargent O' Rourke: We're going to sneak past them. That can't be accomplished if we have más ponies with us.
Corporal Agarn: How do we sneak past them?
Sargent O' Rourke: I'll think of something.
Meanwhile at the Hikawi camp
Crazy Cat: This is great. We will have four diamonds, and we will be extremely rich.
Wild Eagle: I still feel bad about lying to Agarn, and O' Rourke.
Crazy Cat: They're soldiers. They can defend themselves.
Wild Eagle: Against the Comanches? They're animals. Even a real animal can see that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives with Vanderbilt* Hello chief.
Wild Eagle: Ah, Captain. We haven't seen much of you. How goes everything at Fort Courage?
Captain Parmenter: Everything is fine, but we're missing Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke.
Corporal Vanderbilt: I think I see them Captain. *Walks toward a tree, and shakes a low branch* Agarn, how nice to see tu again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Vanderbilt, that's a tree.
Corporal Vanderbilt: Oh, I knew that. *Walks to a bush* Hi Sargent.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Do tu know where they might be?
Wild Eagle: I sent them to find two diamonds, in a cave, protected por Comanche Indians.
Captain Parmenter: por theirselves?!
Crazy Cat: They'll be alright captain.
Captain Parmenter: I know O' Rourke is good negotiating with Indians, but he's with Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wild Eagle: So?
Captain Parmenter: tu clearly don't know Agarn as well as I do.
Audience: *Laughing*
To be continued in the siguiente episode.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning tu Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's Video Game Troll
Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed por any actors.
Today's game: Gran Turismo 6
Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is registrarse this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when tu get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, tu get kicked out of the lobby por the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
Audience: *Laughing*
As the camera switches to game footage from Sean's TV, they both registrarse the cop server.
Mortomis: tu know how some people don't have those safety cars?
Sean: Yeah, they have to use a car with a certain color.
Mortomis: If it's black, I'm using my Cadillac. The Cien.
Sean: Well, that oughta be fun.
Mortomis: But not for the racers.
Audience: *Laughing*
The cargando... screen goes away, and it shows the main menu for the online server they're in.
Fox335: We're in. Hi everyone.
Players: Hello.
Kadillack: Can we be cops?
Ghost-Toast: Sure.
Fox335: *Driving a bmw M4 Safety Car*
Kadillack: *Driving a black Cadillac Cien*
Brother92: Kadillack, I thought tu wanted to be a cop.
Kadillack: I am, I'm undercover.
Ghost-Toast: tu need a car like Fox's. It has to have the lights on parte superior, arriba of it.
Kadillack: Can't I go undercover? *The pitch in his voice gets higher* Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ghost-Toast: *Annoyed* Okay, tu can use the Caddy.
Kadillack: *Sends a message to Fox335*
Fox335: *Reads the message. It says, We got him angry already.*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
The track they were driving on was Circuit De La Sarthe
Fox335: *Sees a car parked in the grass, and stops in front of it* What are tu doing?
VGV85: I'm waiting for a friend.
Fox335: What for?
VGV85: So he can mostrar me this car he has.
Fox335: I don't believe you. Is he giving tu drugs?
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: tu mean illegal drugs?
Fox335: Yes, illegal drugs. That's the only kind of drugs there are.
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: No tu bastard.
Fox335: Okay, I'm going to give tu two tickets. One for dealing with illegal drugs-
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: -and the other one is for calling me a bastard. If tu get one más ticket, the host will kick tu out of here.
VGV85: This is bullshit!
Fox335: Use of profanity, that's your third ticket. Host! Kick this guy! He got three tickets.
VGV85: But I didn't do anything! *Gets kicked out of the lobby*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Kadillack: *On the straightaway, he pushes an audi into the muro which makes him stop. He stops right in front of him.*
98349834: What the hell was that man?
Kadillack: Can I see your driver's license, and registration sir?
98349834: Why did tu push me into the wall?
Kadillack: tu were speeding.
98349834: Yeah, but tu ruined the front end of my car.
Kadillack: Well, you're driving an Audi, tu do that to everyone else.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: What's that supposed to mean?!
Kadillack: You're a douchebag, that's what it means.
Players: *Laughing*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Guys, this isn't funny!
Kadillack: Sure it is. I'm giving tu a ticket for speeding, and a ticket for driving an Audi. Get a different car now.
98349834: Fine!
90 segundos later
98349834: *Driving a 1966 Volkswagen Beetle*
Fox335: *Pushes the Volkswagen into the sand*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Really?!!?
Fox335: That's even worse then an Audi. I'm giving tu a 3rd ticket for driving a piece of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: NO!!
Ghost-Toast: tu got three tickets man, you're getting kicked.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: *Gets kicked*
Fox335: That was fun, but I have to go now.
Kadillack: Yeah, me too.
Ghost-Toast: Aw man. I hope tu registrarse my lobby again.
Up siguiente is Golfing
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arco iris as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.
Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? tu do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm más used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: tu know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could work.
Chip: *Hits the ball* Get in the hole tu white bastard.
But a breeze pushed the ball back, and it landed in the bunker.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: And, what tu dicho to the golf ball sounded strange. It would make más sense if the ball was black, and tu dicho black bastard.
Audience: *Whistling, cheering, and clapping*
Chip: *Looks at the bunker* That's not our only problem. We're short on sand.
After the match, they talked to Olson, and Caddy about it while sitting at a mesa, tabla in the club.
Olson: We were just dealing with the same thing.
Caddy: I talked to the owner, but he didn't say a word back.
Otis: Perhaps he was too nervous.
Caddy: He looked más angry to me.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Chip: Do tu think he'll do anything about it?
Otis: He was angry. I doubt it.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Otis: Then we'll have to do it for him.
siguiente day, they were at the bunker with the short amount of sand. Each poni, pony was carrying two buckets of sand.
Chip: Hold up, I think we have the wrong type of sand.
Otis: Wrong type? There's only one type of sand. The type that prevents golf balls from going to the right place!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Caddy: They both look the same to me.
Chip: I will be the judge of that.
Otis: Fine. tu want to make things complicated? Be my guess.
Olson: If that sand is different from the one we have, we'll get different sand. Satisfied?
Chip: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: We should have gotten the right sand in the first place. *Gets into the bunker, and feels the sand* It's very smooth. Now let's feel the sand we have in our buckets. *Puts his hoof in the bucket* Wrong sand!
Otis: Really, let me try. *Feels the sand in the bucket* Oh. It feels different, because it's wet.
Chip: So we can't use it.
But the others poured the sand into the sand trap anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: *Shocked, making a face just like this: link *
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Otis: Okay Chip, time to go home. *Leaves with Olson, and Caddy*
Chip: *Stands still like a statue, and falls down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, Tom has some things to tell tu
At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword
Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, tu need to screw up más when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to tu buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll mostrar an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, o just give tu the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we talking about again?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Actually, the way it really works is this.
A cartoon comic book now appears with the título being...
Tom: Facts on CHiPs.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: *Flips some pages in the comic book* Did tu know that when Jebediah Turner first appeared in Season 3, he never had a single accident while driving around in his police car? Then in Season 4, this happened.
Jebediah: *His car was airborne, but it crashes on a street, damaging the front end severly. Next, he's looking for something in the backyard of an abandoned house, but three guys steal his police car*
Tom: I guess he ran out of luck, just like all of us sometimes.
Jebediah: *Appears siguiente to Tom* Wait. Why are cartoon caballos doing a review on a mostrar about humans, from 38 years ago?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Who gives a damn? siguiente on the facts is Watchmojo.com. They say that araña Man 3 is terrible, because there's too many villains. Well what the hell is wrong with tu guys?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: tu got the sand man, and that homosexual photographer, I think his name is Ed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just two villains. That's it, and the segundo guy doesn't even turn evil until the ending after araña Man gets rid of the black costume. These guys at Watchmojo.com are idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: araña Man gets a real bad culo costume from whatever that black shit is, and James Franco's performance as Harry Osborne was also bad ass. araña Man 3 is a good movie. Case dismissed.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Finally on The Facts, the My Little Pornstar movie is finally finished. Tirek is much better in this then he is in the season 4 finale of My Little Pony. And that's the end.
The comic book closes, and we return to Tom, and Master Sword in the house.
Master Sword: That's all we have for today. We'll see tu in the siguiente episode.
Tom: Which is also the season 2 finale.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
The End
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