Song: link
Mike: *Stops in front of Saten Twist, seeing that he is exhausted* Heeey. What happened to you?
Saten Twist: I lost in a fight. Now I can't host tonight's episode.
Sean: Wouldn't matter if tu won anyway, cause I'm hosting. How tu guys doing tonight? I'm Sean from Trainz, and we got the segundo half of our mostrar here for tu tonight. It's My Little Pornstar, and Trainz.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - aguardiente de manzana, applejack
Now, let's begin. arco iris Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
arco iris Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
arco iris Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
arco iris Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
arco iris Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
arco iris Dash: Right. So now that tu know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
arco iris Dash: *Not amused* tu really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
arco iris Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do tu do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
arco iris Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hola Fluttershy, tu smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, tu are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An hora
arco iris Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
arco iris Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes tu have.
arco iris Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can tu hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
arco iris Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as arco iris Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
arco iris Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do tu have anything to say before tu do this?
arco iris Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
música Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
arco iris Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
As she started to practice, the música ponies were playing the instrumental part of One por Metallica.Meanwhile, a steam train could be heard somewhere, making chugging noises at the same beat as the song.
arco iris Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
música Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
arco iris Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If tu give them the stuff, yeah.
arco iris Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
arco iris Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did tu do that for?!
arco iris Dash: I have to tell tu guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
arco iris Dash: No!! I don't even know where tu got that from! Also, why did tu tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
arco iris Dash: It's disgusting! tu shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did tu crash into my house?
arco iris Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: tu have wings. How could tu lose control?
arco iris Dash: tu make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* arco iris Dash, I saw tu out there! That was awesome!
arco iris Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when tu brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, tu told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
arco iris Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't tu have something tu wanted to tell us?
arco iris Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are tu thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do tu read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then tu don't have to worry about it.
The siguiente day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving tu a pair of wings to compete against arco iris Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If tu win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There tu are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo culo out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think arco iris Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with arco iris Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her rifle at arco iris Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
arco iris Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at arco iris Dash, but misses*
arco iris Dash: *Nearly gets hit por the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
arco iris Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, o whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* tu muthafuckin' white culo cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on arco iris Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots arco iris Dash in the leg*
arco iris Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a nube fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
arco iris Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
arco iris Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! tu know what? I don't even know why I keep putting tu in this show!
arco iris Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: arco iris Dash, please save me!!!
arco iris Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope tu can!! I hope you're right!!!!
arco iris Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: tu know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
arco iris Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
arco iris Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing pistolas at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, tu ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. tu left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
arco iris Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her friends o not.
Now this is the end. If tu liked this episode, good for you. Become a fan of it, and leave a comment. If tu didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. tu should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope tu still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Sean: Enjoy seeing más of me in the siguiente episode of Trainz.
James: Hey. Only I can boast like that. I am splendid after all.
Sean: Let's argue about this some other time James.
Theme Song: link
Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run por five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
Stop the song
Episode 8: Contract
The Mossberg Harbor is where freight cars get loaded with railroad supplies for the Hunterdon Central Railway. The boats are brought into the harbor por a small barco called a tugboat.
When a tugboat recieves a job, it's called a contract. One of the tugboats from the California Tugboat Facility, named Jim had the contract on bringing in the barco with the railway supplies, as well as some other boats. The engines on the Eastern Pacific like Jim.
Shayne: The Hunterdon Central's Railway supplies arrived ahead schedule five days in a row thanks to tu Jim.
Sean: And I've been getting a lot of passengers to take around the island.
Carter: We're glad to have tu bringing all these things for us Jim.
Jerry: Yeah man, you're the best.
Jim: *Smiles* tu guys are too kind. I'm just doing my job, and I like working with tu all.
Sean: We like working with tu too.
Shayne: Listen, me, Jerry, and Carter need to get going with our train.
Sean: Yeah, and I better pick up más passengers at Bellette station before it's too late.
Jim: Alright tu guys. I'll see tu tomorrow.
Jim watched his friends leave the harbor as they continued on with their work.
Jim: I like all of those guys. I wish I could work here for the rest of my life.
But another tugboat company bought the contract from Jim's company, and he was no longer able to work at the harbor.
siguiente morning, as Sean arrived at the harbor to pick up más passengers to bring into Impala Station, he saw two tugboats siguiente to each other. One had a cigar, and the other was just smiling.
Sean: Hey. What happened to Jim?
Palmetto: That old piece of basura has been replaced por us.
Bradenton: Now that there's two of us, más work can be done.
Sean: I don't believe it. Jim could do más work here then tu ever could.
Palmetto: tu better keep your mouth shut stripe face, o tu won't get any passengers.
Sean: *Angry* tu have to get my passengers off of that ship, o you'll get fired!
Bradenton: Seems like someone has a bad temper.
Sean: tu haven't seen anything yet. I'm telling Mr. Baldwin about this! *Goes to Mr. Baldwin*
As for the other engines, they were not pleased por Palmetto, and Bradenton's attitude. They refused to do anything. The situation was so serious that the Eastern Pacific engines decided to registrarse forces with the Northern Errol Line engines. Sean, Nikki, Jeff, and Bryce were talking to Robert, Kenny, and Tony.
Sean: Alright. Those two tugboats won't give us any freight, o passengers. Jim was much más useful then those two combined, and was nicer. Now how do we get rid of those two tugs?
Robert: We could use a gun, and sink them.
Jeff: We're trains. We have no hands.
Bryce: We can't use pistolas even if we wanted to.
Tony: This is tough.
Sean: *Thinking* It is, but I think I have a solution.
Kenny: Tell us.
Sean: *Whispers to the other engines*
siguiente day, Sean brought in passengers, while Nikki, and Tony brought tank cars full of gasoline.
Sean: hola Palmetto!
Palmetto: What do tu trains want now?
Sean: We're bringing in people, and supplies that have to go off the island. Is there any ship around here?
Bradenton: No, and tu won't get one unless tu get angry like last time!
Mr. Baldwin: *Sticks microphone out of passenger car* I don't think so. Your behavior is unnacceptable, both of you! Instead of getting más work done, you've been getting less done. Things were going much better with Jim around, and I'll do whatever it takes to get him back here.
Palmetto: We're not afraid of you.
Bradenton: All tu do is stick your microphone out misceláneo places, and stay indoors.
Mr. Baldwin: That maybe true, but I have several workers here that will be más then happy to put hoses in the tank cars full of gasoline. With it, they will spray it on you, then light a match, and throw it at you, causing the both of tu to catch on fire.
Palmetto: tu know what? Forget this.
Bardenton: We never asked to be here in the first place. *Leaves*
Palmetto: *Follows Bradenton*
Sean: Nice work Mr. Baldwin.
Tony: Were tu serious about setting them on fire?
Mr. Baldwin: Of course not. I knew if I told them that, they'd think I was serious, and leave.
Two days later, Jim returned. All of the engines were glad to see him back, and things at the harbor were running smoothly.
The End.
Song: link
Sean: Okay. Still wanna have that argument?
James: There's no need. I am the nicest looking engine around. No doubt about it.
Sean: The British have no clue how to build trains. I'm the nicest looking engine around, and I'm also pretty powerful.
James: Oh please. All trains are.
Sean: Yeah, but not all trains have a tractive effort of 68,440 pounds. That's how strong I am por the way. Since I clearly beat James, and since we also finished all our shows for the night, it's time to end. We'll be back on the 11th. See tu then.
Mike: *Stops in front of Saten Twist, seeing that he is exhausted* Heeey. What happened to you?
Saten Twist: I lost in a fight. Now I can't host tonight's episode.
Sean: Wouldn't matter if tu won anyway, cause I'm hosting. How tu guys doing tonight? I'm Sean from Trainz, and we got the segundo half of our mostrar here for tu tonight. It's My Little Pornstar, and Trainz.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - aguardiente de manzana, applejack
Now, let's begin. arco iris Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
arco iris Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
arco iris Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
arco iris Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
arco iris Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
arco iris Dash: Right. So now that tu know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
arco iris Dash: *Not amused* tu really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
arco iris Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do tu do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
arco iris Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hola Fluttershy, tu smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, tu are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An hora
arco iris Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
arco iris Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes tu have.
arco iris Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can tu hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
arco iris Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as arco iris Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
arco iris Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do tu have anything to say before tu do this?
arco iris Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
música Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
arco iris Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
As she started to practice, the música ponies were playing the instrumental part of One por Metallica.Meanwhile, a steam train could be heard somewhere, making chugging noises at the same beat as the song.
arco iris Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
música Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
arco iris Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If tu give them the stuff, yeah.
arco iris Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
arco iris Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did tu do that for?!
arco iris Dash: I have to tell tu guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
arco iris Dash: No!! I don't even know where tu got that from! Also, why did tu tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
arco iris Dash: It's disgusting! tu shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did tu crash into my house?
arco iris Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: tu have wings. How could tu lose control?
arco iris Dash: tu make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* arco iris Dash, I saw tu out there! That was awesome!
arco iris Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when tu brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, tu told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
arco iris Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't tu have something tu wanted to tell us?
arco iris Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are tu thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do tu read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then tu don't have to worry about it.
The siguiente day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving tu a pair of wings to compete against arco iris Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If tu win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There tu are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo culo out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think arco iris Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with arco iris Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her rifle at arco iris Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
arco iris Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at arco iris Dash, but misses*
arco iris Dash: *Nearly gets hit por the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
arco iris Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, o whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* tu muthafuckin' white culo cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on arco iris Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots arco iris Dash in the leg*
arco iris Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a nube fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
arco iris Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
arco iris Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! tu know what? I don't even know why I keep putting tu in this show!
arco iris Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: arco iris Dash, please save me!!!
arco iris Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope tu can!! I hope you're right!!!!
arco iris Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: tu know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
arco iris Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
arco iris Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing pistolas at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, tu ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. tu left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
arco iris Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her friends o not.
Now this is the end. If tu liked this episode, good for you. Become a fan of it, and leave a comment. If tu didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. tu should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope tu still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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Sean: Enjoy seeing más of me in the siguiente episode of Trainz.
James: Hey. Only I can boast like that. I am splendid after all.
Sean: Let's argue about this some other time James.
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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run por five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
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Episode 8: Contract
The Mossberg Harbor is where freight cars get loaded with railroad supplies for the Hunterdon Central Railway. The boats are brought into the harbor por a small barco called a tugboat.
When a tugboat recieves a job, it's called a contract. One of the tugboats from the California Tugboat Facility, named Jim had the contract on bringing in the barco with the railway supplies, as well as some other boats. The engines on the Eastern Pacific like Jim.
Shayne: The Hunterdon Central's Railway supplies arrived ahead schedule five days in a row thanks to tu Jim.
Sean: And I've been getting a lot of passengers to take around the island.
Carter: We're glad to have tu bringing all these things for us Jim.
Jerry: Yeah man, you're the best.
Jim: *Smiles* tu guys are too kind. I'm just doing my job, and I like working with tu all.
Sean: We like working with tu too.
Shayne: Listen, me, Jerry, and Carter need to get going with our train.
Sean: Yeah, and I better pick up más passengers at Bellette station before it's too late.
Jim: Alright tu guys. I'll see tu tomorrow.
Jim watched his friends leave the harbor as they continued on with their work.
Jim: I like all of those guys. I wish I could work here for the rest of my life.
But another tugboat company bought the contract from Jim's company, and he was no longer able to work at the harbor.
siguiente morning, as Sean arrived at the harbor to pick up más passengers to bring into Impala Station, he saw two tugboats siguiente to each other. One had a cigar, and the other was just smiling.
Sean: Hey. What happened to Jim?
Palmetto: That old piece of basura has been replaced por us.
Bradenton: Now that there's two of us, más work can be done.
Sean: I don't believe it. Jim could do más work here then tu ever could.
Palmetto: tu better keep your mouth shut stripe face, o tu won't get any passengers.
Sean: *Angry* tu have to get my passengers off of that ship, o you'll get fired!
Bradenton: Seems like someone has a bad temper.
Sean: tu haven't seen anything yet. I'm telling Mr. Baldwin about this! *Goes to Mr. Baldwin*
As for the other engines, they were not pleased por Palmetto, and Bradenton's attitude. They refused to do anything. The situation was so serious that the Eastern Pacific engines decided to registrarse forces with the Northern Errol Line engines. Sean, Nikki, Jeff, and Bryce were talking to Robert, Kenny, and Tony.
Sean: Alright. Those two tugboats won't give us any freight, o passengers. Jim was much más useful then those two combined, and was nicer. Now how do we get rid of those two tugs?
Robert: We could use a gun, and sink them.
Jeff: We're trains. We have no hands.
Bryce: We can't use pistolas even if we wanted to.
Tony: This is tough.
Sean: *Thinking* It is, but I think I have a solution.
Kenny: Tell us.
Sean: *Whispers to the other engines*
siguiente day, Sean brought in passengers, while Nikki, and Tony brought tank cars full of gasoline.
Sean: hola Palmetto!
Palmetto: What do tu trains want now?
Sean: We're bringing in people, and supplies that have to go off the island. Is there any ship around here?
Bradenton: No, and tu won't get one unless tu get angry like last time!
Mr. Baldwin: *Sticks microphone out of passenger car* I don't think so. Your behavior is unnacceptable, both of you! Instead of getting más work done, you've been getting less done. Things were going much better with Jim around, and I'll do whatever it takes to get him back here.
Palmetto: We're not afraid of you.
Bradenton: All tu do is stick your microphone out misceláneo places, and stay indoors.
Mr. Baldwin: That maybe true, but I have several workers here that will be más then happy to put hoses in the tank cars full of gasoline. With it, they will spray it on you, then light a match, and throw it at you, causing the both of tu to catch on fire.
Palmetto: tu know what? Forget this.
Bardenton: We never asked to be here in the first place. *Leaves*
Palmetto: *Follows Bradenton*
Sean: Nice work Mr. Baldwin.
Tony: Were tu serious about setting them on fire?
Mr. Baldwin: Of course not. I knew if I told them that, they'd think I was serious, and leave.
Two days later, Jim returned. All of the engines were glad to see him back, and things at the harbor were running smoothly.
The End.
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Sean: Okay. Still wanna have that argument?
James: There's no need. I am the nicest looking engine around. No doubt about it.
Sean: The British have no clue how to build trains. I'm the nicest looking engine around, and I'm also pretty powerful.
James: Oh please. All trains are.
Sean: Yeah, but not all trains have a tractive effort of 68,440 pounds. That's how strong I am por the way. Since I clearly beat James, and since we also finished all our shows for the night, it's time to end. We'll be back on the 11th. See tu then.