This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - aguardiente de manzana, applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hola Fluttershy, tu smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, tu are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Our story takes place in the año 1968. Twilight Sparkle has been a princess for an entire year, and America has experienced lots of change. As of right now, their army is fighting against the Vietnamese, and Shining Armor is one of the ponies that got drafted to fight in Vietnam.
American Ponies: *Running to cover while firing M16 rifles*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Returning fuego with AK47's*
But, everyone in Pornstarville would experience a new enemy. It all started when Applebloom arrived at her school.
Applebloom: Howdy Sweetie Belle. Why are all of the students standing outside? Shouldn't we be in the school?
Sweetie Belle: Oh Applebloom! It's terrible! Cheerilee got fired!
Applebloom: What? Who would do that to Cheerilee?
Sweetie Belle: Some stallion that drives an naranja car. Not only did he fuego Cheerilee, but he also took Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon away. No one has seen them since.
Applebloom: We might be next.
Sweetie Belle: We were told to stay here until he returned. You're lucky he hasn't seen tu yet.
Scootaloo: *Looks down the road, and sees an naranja car coming* I don't know about that.
Sweetie Belle: Applebloom, tu have to get out of here. Find someone to help us, and save Cheerilee, and the others if they haven't been killed yet.
Applebloom: Okay. *Sees a brown stallion get in a car, and hops in the back without the driver noticing*
Brown Stallion: *Drives the car with Applebloom in the back*
Sweetie Belle: Good luck Applebloom.
Stallion; *Sees Applebloom in the car, turns around, and chases it*
Song: link
Brown Stallion: *Sees the naranja car get closer to him, and floors it*
Stallion: *Follows the brown stallion's car*
Applebloom: *Looks at the naranja car*
Stallion: *Lightly taps the back of the car Applebloom is in*
Brown Stallion: *Turns left*
Stallion: *Gets to the right side of the car Applebloom is in, and pushes it to the left*
Brown Stallion: *Nearly hits a dark green Cadillac, then turns right*
Stallion: *Hits a fuego hydrant*
Brown Stallion: *Passes an intersection that has a red light*
Stallion: *About to cruzar, cruz the intersection, but gets hit on the right from a big rig hauling a flatbed. He then crashes into a black car that looks just like his*
Applebloom knew she was seguro now. She decided to go tell arco iris Dash about the horrible news.
Stop the song
Applebloom: *Hops out of the car as it passes arco iris Dash's cloudhouse* arco iris Dash?! *Stands on parte superior, arriba of an Oldsmobile* arco iris Dash, I need your help!!
arco iris Dash: *Comes out of her nube house, and lands in front of Applebloom* What's the problem? *Sees a purple car stop behind Applebloom* (Who's car could this be?)
Stallions: *Get out of the car, and walk toward Applebloom* tu there! We want to have a word with you!
Applebloom: Leave me alone!! *Running away*
Stallions: *Chasing Applebloom. They grab her, puñetazo, ponche her, and drag her toward the car*
Applebloom: This is a mad house!! A maad hooouse!!! *Gets placed in the el maletero, tronco of the car*
Stallions: *Drive away*
arco iris Dash decided to tell Princess Celestia about the horror that she just saw. She flew back into her cloudhouse, and made a call to the princess.
arco iris Dash: *Holding onto the phone* Please pick up.
Celestia: *Answers the call* Hello?
arco iris Dash: Princess? This is arco iris Dash-
Celestia: *Pleased* Dashie! What's happening my friend?
arco iris Dash: Nothing good. tu see-
Celestia: Have I ever introduced tu to my friend Tirek? We're coming down to Pornstarville to visit you, your friends, and see a new film called Where Eagles Dare. Care to registrarse us?
arco iris Dash: Okay.
Celestia: Good. *Hangs up*
6 hours later
arco iris Dash: *With Princess Celestia, and Tirek* It's great to see tu two, but I have something important to tell you. Applebloom, and her friends are in trouble.
Celestia: Oh don't worry about them arco iris Dash. Those three can get away with anything.
Tirek: Princess. The movie?
Celestia: Oh yes. We must get going arco iris Dash. Can tu go with us?
arco iris Dash: I'm sorry Celestia, but I have other things to do. Pinkie Pie, and Twilight want me to help them expand the library.
Celestia: Oh well. Perhaps another time. *Walks away with Tirek*
At the movie theater, Celestia, and Tirek were waiting for their popcorn.
Tirek: The movie starts in seven minutes. We have plenty of time.
Celestia: Okay. tu know Tirek, I want to tell tu something-
Movie Pony: Miss Celestia, do tu want mantequilla on your popcorn?
Celestia: Ugh, James! Please don't interrupt me while I'm talking!
Movie Pony: Fine, I'll just give tu the kernels! *Muttering to himself*
Tirek: tu were saying Celestia?
Celestia: So, if anything bad were to happen to me, god forbid, tu can take my place as princess of Pontiac.
Tirek: tu mean, be the prince of Pontiac? Do tu really mean that? It's a huge responsibility.
Celestia: Yes, I do mean it. You're a good guy, and I know you'll take good care of everyone.
Tirek: Thank tu Celestia. tu don't know how much this means to me. por the way, I have a really awesome barco that I want to take a ride on with you, after the movie.
Celestia: I'd be delighted.
After the movie, Celestia, and Tirek went to the harbor to ride on Tirek's boat. It was dark por the time they arrived.
Tirek: Are tu ready for the ride?
Celestia: Yes I am, and might I add, this is a very nice barco tu have.
They both got on board, and the barco left the harbor. They didn't go far though, because the barco started to sink. Tirek, and the driver of the barco swam to the harbor, but unfortunately, Celestia drowned.
Song (Start it at 1:31:52): link
Celestia's funeral was held in Pontiac. Everyone from all over America came to the funeral, including the mane 6. Many ponies had some things to say, including how much they loved Celestia, and how they were going to miss her. Everyone felt remorse, and sadness, and some had tears coming out of their eyes, including me. Yes, me! I'm the writer, and I'm crying about this! tu got a problem with that?!! *Sigh* Sorry. I'm not really crying, but I am sad Celestia died. Anyway, this is...
To be continued
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - aguardiente de manzana, applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hola Fluttershy, tu smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, tu are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Our story takes place in the año 1968. Twilight Sparkle has been a princess for an entire year, and America has experienced lots of change. As of right now, their army is fighting against the Vietnamese, and Shining Armor is one of the ponies that got drafted to fight in Vietnam.
American Ponies: *Running to cover while firing M16 rifles*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Returning fuego with AK47's*
But, everyone in Pornstarville would experience a new enemy. It all started when Applebloom arrived at her school.
Applebloom: Howdy Sweetie Belle. Why are all of the students standing outside? Shouldn't we be in the school?
Sweetie Belle: Oh Applebloom! It's terrible! Cheerilee got fired!
Applebloom: What? Who would do that to Cheerilee?
Sweetie Belle: Some stallion that drives an naranja car. Not only did he fuego Cheerilee, but he also took Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon away. No one has seen them since.
Applebloom: We might be next.
Sweetie Belle: We were told to stay here until he returned. You're lucky he hasn't seen tu yet.
Scootaloo: *Looks down the road, and sees an naranja car coming* I don't know about that.
Sweetie Belle: Applebloom, tu have to get out of here. Find someone to help us, and save Cheerilee, and the others if they haven't been killed yet.
Applebloom: Okay. *Sees a brown stallion get in a car, and hops in the back without the driver noticing*
Brown Stallion: *Drives the car with Applebloom in the back*
Sweetie Belle: Good luck Applebloom.
Stallion; *Sees Applebloom in the car, turns around, and chases it*
Song: link
Brown Stallion: *Sees the naranja car get closer to him, and floors it*
Stallion: *Follows the brown stallion's car*
Applebloom: *Looks at the naranja car*
Stallion: *Lightly taps the back of the car Applebloom is in*
Brown Stallion: *Turns left*
Stallion: *Gets to the right side of the car Applebloom is in, and pushes it to the left*
Brown Stallion: *Nearly hits a dark green Cadillac, then turns right*
Stallion: *Hits a fuego hydrant*
Brown Stallion: *Passes an intersection that has a red light*
Stallion: *About to cruzar, cruz the intersection, but gets hit on the right from a big rig hauling a flatbed. He then crashes into a black car that looks just like his*
Applebloom knew she was seguro now. She decided to go tell arco iris Dash about the horrible news.
Stop the song
Applebloom: *Hops out of the car as it passes arco iris Dash's cloudhouse* arco iris Dash?! *Stands on parte superior, arriba of an Oldsmobile* arco iris Dash, I need your help!!
arco iris Dash: *Comes out of her nube house, and lands in front of Applebloom* What's the problem? *Sees a purple car stop behind Applebloom* (Who's car could this be?)
Stallions: *Get out of the car, and walk toward Applebloom* tu there! We want to have a word with you!
Applebloom: Leave me alone!! *Running away*
Stallions: *Chasing Applebloom. They grab her, puñetazo, ponche her, and drag her toward the car*
Applebloom: This is a mad house!! A maad hooouse!!! *Gets placed in the el maletero, tronco of the car*
Stallions: *Drive away*
arco iris Dash decided to tell Princess Celestia about the horror that she just saw. She flew back into her cloudhouse, and made a call to the princess.
arco iris Dash: *Holding onto the phone* Please pick up.
Celestia: *Answers the call* Hello?
arco iris Dash: Princess? This is arco iris Dash-
Celestia: *Pleased* Dashie! What's happening my friend?
arco iris Dash: Nothing good. tu see-
Celestia: Have I ever introduced tu to my friend Tirek? We're coming down to Pornstarville to visit you, your friends, and see a new film called Where Eagles Dare. Care to registrarse us?
arco iris Dash: Okay.
Celestia: Good. *Hangs up*
6 hours later
arco iris Dash: *With Princess Celestia, and Tirek* It's great to see tu two, but I have something important to tell you. Applebloom, and her friends are in trouble.
Celestia: Oh don't worry about them arco iris Dash. Those three can get away with anything.
Tirek: Princess. The movie?
Celestia: Oh yes. We must get going arco iris Dash. Can tu go with us?
arco iris Dash: I'm sorry Celestia, but I have other things to do. Pinkie Pie, and Twilight want me to help them expand the library.
Celestia: Oh well. Perhaps another time. *Walks away with Tirek*
At the movie theater, Celestia, and Tirek were waiting for their popcorn.
Tirek: The movie starts in seven minutes. We have plenty of time.
Celestia: Okay. tu know Tirek, I want to tell tu something-
Movie Pony: Miss Celestia, do tu want mantequilla on your popcorn?
Celestia: Ugh, James! Please don't interrupt me while I'm talking!
Movie Pony: Fine, I'll just give tu the kernels! *Muttering to himself*
Tirek: tu were saying Celestia?
Celestia: So, if anything bad were to happen to me, god forbid, tu can take my place as princess of Pontiac.
Tirek: tu mean, be the prince of Pontiac? Do tu really mean that? It's a huge responsibility.
Celestia: Yes, I do mean it. You're a good guy, and I know you'll take good care of everyone.
Tirek: Thank tu Celestia. tu don't know how much this means to me. por the way, I have a really awesome barco that I want to take a ride on with you, after the movie.
Celestia: I'd be delighted.
After the movie, Celestia, and Tirek went to the harbor to ride on Tirek's boat. It was dark por the time they arrived.
Tirek: Are tu ready for the ride?
Celestia: Yes I am, and might I add, this is a very nice barco tu have.
They both got on board, and the barco left the harbor. They didn't go far though, because the barco started to sink. Tirek, and the driver of the barco swam to the harbor, but unfortunately, Celestia drowned.
Song (Start it at 1:31:52): link
Celestia's funeral was held in Pontiac. Everyone from all over America came to the funeral, including the mane 6. Many ponies had some things to say, including how much they loved Celestia, and how they were going to miss her. Everyone felt remorse, and sadness, and some had tears coming out of their eyes, including me. Yes, me! I'm the writer, and I'm crying about this! tu got a problem with that?!! *Sigh* Sorry. I'm not really crying, but I am sad Celestia died. Anyway, this is...
To be continued