| I WISH I was the office slut. |
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I WISH I was the office slut.
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| &# 39; This just in&# 39; is what I&# 39; m going to say when I&# 39; m... |
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'This just in' is what I'm going to say when I'm stabbing you.
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| The never ending battle of my life. Career vs.... |
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The never ending battle of my life. Career vs. romance.
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| I think the smaller turkey just tried to crawl... |
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I think the smaller turkey just tried to crawl further inside the bigger turkey.
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| Desperation dí a had come and gone and tu have... |
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Desperation día had come and gone and tu have neither gone nor come.
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| hola Don here&# 39; s some breaking news ... there&# 39; s a zit... |
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hola Don here's some breaking news ...there's a zit breaking out on your forehead!
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| I am never gonna have closure. Closure doesn&# 39; t... |
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I am never gonna have closure. Closure doesn't exist.
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| tu sent a wang out and got a wang back. |
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tu sent a wang out and got a wang back.
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| So that&# 39; s it? A couple of white Urkels offer you... |
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So that's it? A couple of white Urkels offer tu sausages and you're gone?
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| You&# 39; re looking at the new coin flip bimbo, POW POW... |
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You're looking at the new coin flip bimbo, POW POW POW POW POW.
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