ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.
CONSCIENCE: tu are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET tu FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: tu pardo, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought tu picked a día out of a hat for that o something.
ME: dulces día is when I say it is dulces Day. It's when I say it is dulces Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: tu thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas friends to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through halloween without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes tu have been in today.
ME: Midget día Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were tu gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess tu were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could tu possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: tu can't sing. tu can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, tu mostrar me what tu got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks o so but monsters were around
A Million years hace but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the canto birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when tu share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what tu feel inside is not just amor persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone tu knew and If tu had a calabaza they might like that too
And although tu may scare them, they won't go away, because we all amor on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: tu have no holiday spirit.
CONSCIENCE: tu are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET tu FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: tu pardo, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought tu picked a día out of a hat for that o something.
ME: dulces día is when I say it is dulces Day. It's when I say it is dulces Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: tu thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas friends to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through halloween without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes tu have been in today.
ME: Midget día Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were tu gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess tu were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could tu possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: tu can't sing. tu can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, tu mostrar me what tu got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks o so but monsters were around
A Million years hace but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the canto birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when tu share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what tu feel inside is not just amor persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone tu knew and If tu had a calabaza they might like that too
And although tu may scare them, they won't go away, because we all amor on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: tu have no holiday spirit.
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do tu want?" "I'm calling to reportar my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank tu very much for the call, sir." The siguiente day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your lectura my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even lectura this.
4. tu didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did tu notice I skipped number three.
7. tu don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that tu silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then tu realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But tu remember that a fact is something that can be proven right o wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. tu wish tu never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch tu with the missing number this time. o did I?
14. tu wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind lectura powers amaze you.
16. tu totally forgot I was only supposed to tell tu ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even lectura this.
4. tu didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did tu notice I skipped number three.
7. tu don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that tu silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then tu realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But tu remember that a fact is something that can be proven right o wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. tu wish tu never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch tu with the missing number this time. o did I?
14. tu wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind lectura powers amaze you.
16. tu totally forgot I was only supposed to tell tu ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children canto in a row, then tu sneeze and tu fall down. Did tu ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - tu used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how tu knew tu had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - tu know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children canto in a row, then tu sneeze and tu fall down. Did tu ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - tu used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how tu knew tu had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - tu know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.