1. If they want to loan tu money, tell them tu just filed for bankruptcy and tu could sure use some money.
2. If they start out with, "How are tu today?" say, "Why do tu want to know?" Alternately, tu can tell them, "I'm so glad tu asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is actuación up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."
3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them...
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