1x01 Pilot:
"So you're quitting to registrarse Homo Explosion?"
"Dude! Chicks don't have prostates. I looked it up!"
"He's already in a wheelchair."
"Look. If I joined the flag team, you'd beat the crap out of me!"
1x03 Acafellas:
"Yeah...I'm kinda Rock'n'Roll"
1x04 Preggers:
"Sup, MILF?"
"Well, call the Vatican! We got ourselves another immaculate conception!"
"Hey ankle grabber...I had sex with your mother, no seriously....I cleaned your pool, and then I had sex with her in your bed. Oh, and nice estrella Wars sheets."
1x05 The Rhodes not taken:
"The wheelchair kid's right. That Rachel chick makes me...
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