This is self explanatory,I'm getting some form of closer here so oso, oso de with me whether either of tu two approve o not.It's pretty much following the story line we had planned before the falling out.)
Kaine sat on his chair staring down at Hell with his tired eyes,he poured red wine into his glass much like Azazel would do and drank out of the wine glass.Soon one sip became twenty,and twenty multiplied into forty.Soon enough he was almost falling out of his folding chair he set up on the large cliff he found that overlooked some parts of Hell.
"Obviously your have had too much to drink."Herman pulled the wine bottle away from Kaine and took a big gulp from it."You've helped save Hell!It's peaceful actually,you should registrarse the parades like the others have.I hear they have a lot of booze at those parades."
"Fuck that."Kaine did a large a burp."I should have killed them all while I had a chance!"He smashed his wine glass against the ground and pulled a cerveza out of a enfriador, refrigerador he had right siguiente to him and opened the beer,he then drank some of it."I could have done it,those fucking life ruiners!"He fell over in his chair only to have Herman pick him up."I had a perfect life until that mission!UNTIL THAT MISSION!IT RUINED ME!"He angrily breathed in and out."MY DREAMS!OF HELL BEING HELL AGAIN,DESTROYED!"
"Hey,hey!"He picked up the cerveza bottle and threw it over the cliff."Is your whole plan for the rest of the life to be drunk?"
Kaine burped loudly and did such a loud fart tu would wonder if he just actually shit himself."Yep."
Herman sat Kaine back in his chair."I have some things I need to attend to."He put a roofie in Kaine's wine."I'll see tu topside."He gave Kaine the wine bottle and walked away.
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Two hours later.
"Seems the drug worked."Herman walked over to Kaine and picked him up."Time to go topside."
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Sixteen hours later.
"AH!AH!AH NOT THE SCALPEL!"Kaine woke up out of cama in his dirty culo rags he was wearing."Where the fuck is this.."He looked outside of the buildings window,only to see snow.He then looked around in the building itself and realized it was a wood cabin,he then looked to the left and saw Herman."YOU!What the hell is this?"
Herman scratched his face."It's on the outskirts of a Canadian town called Greenwood.It's in the Canadian Province called British Columbia.You're up in the mountains and it's a twelve mile trip to town but tu can do the walk.Never change out of your demon form and make sure to not mask your french accent.You do it a lot.You'll do fine here as long as tu stick to yourself and don't become attached to people.No girlfriends,no anybody.No waitress at the cena, comedor who knows your name.And por the way,your new name is Antoine Auclair."He handed Kaine an idea."Your birthday is November 21st and your 53.Understood?I had to pull a lot of favors from the contacts I have up here."
Kaine nodded and wiped his eyes."Why Herman?You didn't need to."
"I didn't feel like watching tu rot in Hell tu depressed sack of depression."Herman hugged like how a son would hug a father Kaine and handed him 60 Canadian dollars."You also will need to be getting a job,anybody does a background check it says tu have a high school education and that's all.I'm going to be checking on tu once a month."He opened the cabin's door and left.
Kaine pulled the blanket up over his chest and yawned."Let's see how this human crap goes."
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Two years later.
Kaine was lectura the newspaper in a cena, comedor while waiting for his breakfast.He was wearing a red flannel shirt,a pair of black cargo paints,a gray beanie and a pair of brown workman's boots.He was lectura about the weather for the siguiente weeks.He sipped his coffee when suddenly his sunny side up eggs and tocino, bacon came.
"Happy birthday Mr.Auclair,isn't this your 21st?"The waitress dicho in a joking manner.
Kaine folded his news paper and set it down on the table."Thank tu Ms.Igraine.But no,it's my..Huh,my fifty fifth birthday,and still lumberjacking away."
Ms.Igraine patted his back."Well I hope tu have the best of birthdays."The waitress walked away.
A man in a black trench capa sat down in Kaine's booth.He had white hair and had a scar on his face,he had circular glasses and had a cruzar, cruz necklace.It could have only been Felix."Kai-Antoine,I came to say,I forgive you.For everything.It's in the doctrine,and I must follow gods word."Felix then walked away,out of the diner.
Kaine teared up a bit and then he went and ate his tocino, bacon and eggs then he loosened his belt,he slouched down a bit into his booth and began to fall asleep.He dreamed of his children playing in the yard,and with him watching them play.Then the dream stopped and everything went to darkness.Suddenly he had the sensation of leaving his body,then at the moment he realized he had just died.Not from anything,or from his age but from the fact that he had not been to hell in two years and that the energy demons get from hell had fully been dried up inside of him.Still,he was satisfied.He enjoyed being human for that time and he was happy going out that way.He looked from the cena, comedor and saw a man sit down in that booth,it was Herman.And he was calling for people to help him.But Kaine knew what was happening,and soon enough he went into a weird phase,almost like when he was reborn as a demon but,better feeling.And suddenly he went into darkness and saw light again,but instead of from the heavens it was from an hospital.And he realized he was just reborn as a human.
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Kaine sat on his chair staring down at Hell with his tired eyes,he poured red wine into his glass much like Azazel would do and drank out of the wine glass.Soon one sip became twenty,and twenty multiplied into forty.Soon enough he was almost falling out of his folding chair he set up on the large cliff he found that overlooked some parts of Hell.
"Obviously your have had too much to drink."Herman pulled the wine bottle away from Kaine and took a big gulp from it."You've helped save Hell!It's peaceful actually,you should registrarse the parades like the others have.I hear they have a lot of booze at those parades."
"Fuck that."Kaine did a large a burp."I should have killed them all while I had a chance!"He smashed his wine glass against the ground and pulled a cerveza out of a enfriador, refrigerador he had right siguiente to him and opened the beer,he then drank some of it."I could have done it,those fucking life ruiners!"He fell over in his chair only to have Herman pick him up."I had a perfect life until that mission!UNTIL THAT MISSION!IT RUINED ME!"He angrily breathed in and out."MY DREAMS!OF HELL BEING HELL AGAIN,DESTROYED!"
"Hey,hey!"He picked up the cerveza bottle and threw it over the cliff."Is your whole plan for the rest of the life to be drunk?"
Kaine burped loudly and did such a loud fart tu would wonder if he just actually shit himself."Yep."
Herman sat Kaine back in his chair."I have some things I need to attend to."He put a roofie in Kaine's wine."I'll see tu topside."He gave Kaine the wine bottle and walked away.
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Two hours later.
"Seems the drug worked."Herman walked over to Kaine and picked him up."Time to go topside."
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Sixteen hours later.
"AH!AH!AH NOT THE SCALPEL!"Kaine woke up out of cama in his dirty culo rags he was wearing."Where the fuck is this.."He looked outside of the buildings window,only to see snow.He then looked around in the building itself and realized it was a wood cabin,he then looked to the left and saw Herman."YOU!What the hell is this?"
Herman scratched his face."It's on the outskirts of a Canadian town called Greenwood.It's in the Canadian Province called British Columbia.You're up in the mountains and it's a twelve mile trip to town but tu can do the walk.Never change out of your demon form and make sure to not mask your french accent.You do it a lot.You'll do fine here as long as tu stick to yourself and don't become attached to people.No girlfriends,no anybody.No waitress at the cena, comedor who knows your name.And por the way,your new name is Antoine Auclair."He handed Kaine an idea."Your birthday is November 21st and your 53.Understood?I had to pull a lot of favors from the contacts I have up here."
Kaine nodded and wiped his eyes."Why Herman?You didn't need to."
"I didn't feel like watching tu rot in Hell tu depressed sack of depression."Herman hugged like how a son would hug a father Kaine and handed him 60 Canadian dollars."You also will need to be getting a job,anybody does a background check it says tu have a high school education and that's all.I'm going to be checking on tu once a month."He opened the cabin's door and left.
Kaine pulled the blanket up over his chest and yawned."Let's see how this human crap goes."
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Two years later.
Kaine was lectura the newspaper in a cena, comedor while waiting for his breakfast.He was wearing a red flannel shirt,a pair of black cargo paints,a gray beanie and a pair of brown workman's boots.He was lectura about the weather for the siguiente weeks.He sipped his coffee when suddenly his sunny side up eggs and tocino, bacon came.
"Happy birthday Mr.Auclair,isn't this your 21st?"The waitress dicho in a joking manner.
Kaine folded his news paper and set it down on the table."Thank tu Ms.Igraine.But no,it's my..Huh,my fifty fifth birthday,and still lumberjacking away."
Ms.Igraine patted his back."Well I hope tu have the best of birthdays."The waitress walked away.
A man in a black trench capa sat down in Kaine's booth.He had white hair and had a scar on his face,he had circular glasses and had a cruzar, cruz necklace.It could have only been Felix."Kai-Antoine,I came to say,I forgive you.For everything.It's in the doctrine,and I must follow gods word."Felix then walked away,out of the diner.
Kaine teared up a bit and then he went and ate his tocino, bacon and eggs then he loosened his belt,he slouched down a bit into his booth and began to fall asleep.He dreamed of his children playing in the yard,and with him watching them play.Then the dream stopped and everything went to darkness.Suddenly he had the sensation of leaving his body,then at the moment he realized he had just died.Not from anything,or from his age but from the fact that he had not been to hell in two years and that the energy demons get from hell had fully been dried up inside of him.Still,he was satisfied.He enjoyed being human for that time and he was happy going out that way.He looked from the cena, comedor and saw a man sit down in that booth,it was Herman.And he was calling for people to help him.But Kaine knew what was happening,and soon enough he went into a weird phase,almost like when he was reborn as a demon but,better feeling.And suddenly he went into darkness and saw light again,but instead of from the heavens it was from an hospital.And he realized he was just reborn as a human.
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