Save the Bumble Monkeys

Scene: Chatta's House
Caramel: Come on! Let's hurry up doing cleaning! This house is a real mess!
Chatta: My house is NOT a mess! Fixit! tu are such a disaster! tu broke my computer!
Fixit: It's not my fault! This computer is older than my Grandma! tu should get a new one!
Chatta: Well, now I have to! Thanks to you!
Lockette: You'll never guess who's coming to Pixieville!
Fixit: Steven Appleman, the creator of the I-Pixie communications Pod?
Martino: David Peckham, international Pixie ball star?
Amore: Don't tell me David Peckham is coming? When's he gonna be here?
Caramel: Maybe Martha rayo, ray Dean is coming! I just amor her Peat Floral upside down cake!
Lockette: No, no, no! It's even better than that! Justin Nimble is coming to do a benefit concierto for Bumble Monkey Awareness!
Chatta: Justin Nimble!
Fixit: Girls's stuff!
Pam: I just picked up the newest issue of...
Lockette: To raise awareness of the plight of the Bumble Monkeys, Pixieville welcomes...
Chatta: The sensational Justin Nimble! This is the best día of my life! I know every word of every song on every album he has ever made! Ever!
Pixies (singing): I amor the sun of the summer, baby I amor girls. So c'mon baby, baby, come on.
Martino: tu better hope he doesn't hear tu sing, 'cause it might make him hurl, hurl, hurl!
Chatta: Be quiet! You're just jealous! I'll wear something gorgeous, like my yellow sunflower dress, o the blue sapphire dress! Wait! Wait! Wait! I need something fun, but serious! Something that says, "Bumble Monkeys... I care," but also says "Hiiii, Justin."
Fixit: But tu can't go to the concert. tu don't know a thing about Bumble Monkeys.
Chatta: You... you... you're right, Fixit!
Martino: And not if you're gonna do that!
Fixit: Yeah, gross! Nice one though!
Chatta: That wasn't me! Bumble Monkey Safari!? That's perfect! We can learn everything we need to know! Justin will be so impressed, he'll ask "Are tu single?" and I'll say "Yes," and he'll say "'Cause girl I want tu to be my girl" and I'll say...

Scene: Bumble Monkey Safari
Driver: Ready for the tour? As tu can see, the stalagmites are really quite fascinating!
Martino: I've had enough of this!
Fixit: Let's go on our own tour!
Driver: tu do know the difference between a stalactite and a stalagmite, don't you?
Pixies: No!
Driver: That is a stalactite! And that Bumble Monkey just found us a stalagmite. Bumble Monkeys are born with crossed eyes, two left feet and a larger than normal right ear. They have problems walking and eating, even caring for their young!
Martino: Why are tu hitting yourself, Bumble Monkey? Wait! What? No!
Fixit: Bad Bumble Monkey! Put him down!
Martino: Don't just stand there! Do something!
Driver: We estimate there are only three hundred Bumble Monkeys left in existence! Make that two hundred and ninety-nine! Bumble Monkeys don't communicate verbally, but through sign language... Observe! hola you! Hey, Bumble Monkey... Hungry? Food! Make that two hundred and ninety-eight!
Fixit: Hold on! Wait a minute! Let's see... Quiet, Martino! This oughta free tu from that Bumble Monkey!
Driver: It's a miracle they've survived at all.
Amore: Is there anything that can be done to help them?
Driver: We believe their only hope is for Pixies and celebridades to adopt them! Ah, boys come here. What do tu say? Would tu like to adopt a sweet, innocent, little Bumble Monkey? Poor monkey! Oh, well, guess I'll just have to give tu to Justin Nimble. Such a nice fellow! He's adopted twenty of them this mes alone!
Chatta: Give me the baby monkey! I'll be happy to adopt him! Oh, yes! This is perfect! Now I'm sure to win Justin's heart.... Mmmmmm! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Amore: Chatta, have tu always had those blue polka dots?
Driver: Hold on! Watery eyes, itchy skin, bright blue dots? Fascinating!
Chatta: What?!
Driver: tu are one of the rare Pixies who are allergic to Bumble Monkeys!
Amore: What does that mean?
Lockette: Is she gonna die?
Driver: Oh no, it's completely harmless. Well, other than making tu look like an itchy, big-eyed, blue-dotted Pixie, so repulsive that no one will ever want to be your boyfriend. That, and it makes tu incredibly gassy, like myself!
Chatta: What?!

Scene: Hospital
Amore: Don't worry, Chatta! According to "Pixieville Fashion," blue dots are in this year!
Chatta: Yeah, on your dress! Not on your face! What am I gonna do?
Lockette: Here's a thought, why don't tu get rid of that?
Chatta: I can't! He's going to help me win Justin's heart!
Pam: Don't worry, sweetie! I'll make tu a dress out of Irona-Root. You'll look wonderful and it'll keep tu from scratching! Tada!
Chatta: Well? What do tu think? Uh, oh, guys! I feel an itch coming on!
Pam: Don't worry! The Irona-Root is the strongest substance in Pixieville. You'll never be able to... hmm?

Scene: Chatta's House
Amore: Do tu know what, Chatta? I have one word for you, "Blending!" Blend, blend, blend... and done!
Fixit: I got it!
Chatta: What is it?
Fixit: It's a portable digital pathogen neural blocker bracelet. As long as it's on, it neutralizes the symptoms of your allergy, see? Just make sure tu wear it to the concert!
Chatta: Thank tu so much! Now let's go raise Bumble Monkey awareness! Justin Nimble, here we come!

Scene: concierto Hall
Gnome: So tu don't give discounts for the fans older than fifty centuries? I'll give tu three used tickets for a new one!
Ticket Seller: Hey!
Justin: *sing* I amor the sun of the summer. Baby I amor girls.
Fixit: Girly stuff!
Martino: Do tu wanna be my surprise, girl?!
Justin: Every día a Bumble Monkey is in danger of walking off a cliff, o walking into a stalactite, o suffocating from shoving a plátano up its nose. So girls, let's do something about it! See your awareness? YO! I just raised it... GIRL!
Chatta: He's so deep! He's so cute! He's so compassionate!
Justin: And now, girls... I got a special treat for you! One of tu Pixies is gonna come backstage with me to meet my crew. And the lucky lady is... YOU! The Bumble Monkey you've adopted tells me that tu are a real and true fan of Bumble Monkeys!
Chatta: No way, I can't... I can... not believe it!
Justin: Girl, fly up here and get your prize! Girl, tu came to the concierto even though tu were allergic? Girl, that's deep! Wow! You're the dreamiest!
Chatta: I just wanted to meet you! You're the dreamiest!
Justin: Girl, tu impress me, girl. I'm gonna write a song about you! *sing* amor me baby, kiss me, baby, one más time. Because tu are my Bumble Monkey. I was looking for something, looking for someone...
Amore: That is so romantic! He's allergic too!
Justin: Because tu are my Bumble Monkey...
Chatta: This is the best día of my life!
Justin: Bumble Monkey!

Scene: Bumble Monkey Safari
Driver: Two ninety-seven!