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posted by deathding
HAHHHAH, Opinion, right. Whatever.

So I decided to also post my Pokemon rant here, tu can also see it on AlphaWhiteWolfs wall, Enjoy. :)

(Warning, Cursing Ahead. o_____O)

Pokemon. I just have to say this. Pokemon is nowhere NEAR evil. Big deal, it has fighting in it, what game series doesn't?

The PETA says that trainers force their Pokemon to battle, and that is 100% Guaranteed artificial absolute BULLSHIT!

tu NEVER SEE A POKEMON IN PAIN BEGGING NOT TO FIGHT! They amor their trainers, and if ANYBODY READ THE F**KING MANUAL, IT SAYS,

"Pokemon amor to test their skills and have friendly fights all the time!" AND POKEMON DON'T DIE, they just faint. Screw the PETA.

ALSO, People actually mostrar strong affection for those games.

It finally gives the kids a chance to have best friends. Pokemon aren't just for fighting damnit, they want to be loved!

And become loyal companions! They WANT to do things their trainer says, because they amor them!

And they know when a trainer is evil! They know when a trainer is good! Why not let the kids have some F*KING FUN for once?

And people from all around the world KNOW that Pokemon is for people wanting to go on an adventure!

KIDS WANT TO HAVE A SNOTTY RIVAL, THEY WANT TO HAVE EPIC BATTLES, THEY WANT TO FEEL LIKE THEY ARE ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING!

People just don't understand! Racist? BULLSHIT. Satanic? BULLSHIT.

I have studied Pokemon TO THE POINT OF ME FAINTING, and I KNOW that all of this is just a stupid excuse to get people from playing Pokemon.

All those serious meetings and interviews on the dark side of pokemon, all those creepypastas and theories, ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT!!!!! *Sigh*

Kids, all they want to do is be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them is their real test, and to train them is their cause!

They will travel across the land, searching far and wide, each pokemon to understand, the power that's inside!

And every challenge along the way, with courage they are faced, they will battle every day, to claim their rightful place!

They want to come with them, the time was right, and they couldn't have a better team!

On and on, they'll win the fight! It's always been their dream! It's Pokemon!

It's tu and me! They know it's their destiny! Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend, in a world we must defend!

It's Pokemon! (Gotta catch them,) A corazón so true! Your courage will pull them through! tu teach them and they'll teach you! It's POKEMON!

Pokemon amor their trainers! And kids like me want to stop the ABUSE of them por the evil people in the game!

THAT'S THE F**KING POINT! HOW CAN WE STOP EVIL IF tu TAKE AWAY OUR GAMEBOYS! SCREW YOURSELVES PETA! tu HAVE NO SOUL!

And I swear, if ONE person says, "Pokemon is evil! tu don't know!" I DO FUCKING KNOW,
AND I WILL GLADLY HIT YOUR HEAD WITH A METAL HAMMER.

NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE amor THAT POKEMON HAS! Probably because THEY DON'T PLAY THE ***KING GAMES!

Pokemon is a wonderful world of creatures far and wide that really do amor good trainers!

THEY WANT TO BE IN BATTLES, GOD! WHY DON'T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THIS!?

And guess what? REAL LIFE IS THE F**KING SAME ASSHATS!

There is creatures in real life, they fight, they want to be loved! SEE THE DIFFERENCE tu IDIOTS!?

NOBODY KNOWS HOW SENTIMENTAL WE ARE WITH POKEMON! THEY ARE OUR FRIENDS! WE amor THEM!

Like pets in real life, WHICH IS WHAT POKEMON ARE! jesús WHERE DID HUMANITY GO SO F**KING WRONG!?

AND tu KNOW WHAT!? I DON'T CARE WHAT tu SAY, BECAUSE POKEMON MADE MY CHILDHOOD DAMMIT!

AND I WILL GLADLY DEFEND IT EVEN AFTER THE día I DIE!!!!

DOES HUMANITY HAVE NO SOUL!? DO THEY WANT OUR BEST friends TO DIE!?? tu KNOW WHAT, I THINK PETA IS EVIL!

THEY ARE THE EVIL ONES TAKING AWAY OUR PRECIOUS CHILDHOOD!

THEY ARE THE MOTHERFUCKERS WITH THE NERVE TO TAKE AWAY WHAT WAS ALL WE HAD WHEN WE WERE JUST LITTLE KIDS!

DIE PETA, AND ANYBODY ELSE WHO WANTS TO GO WITH THEM!? FINE!


NOBODY THESE DAYS KNOWS!!!!!!!! WHAT HAS HAPPENED!?

Jigglypuff is the devil MY FUCKING ASSHOLE! Sorry for the language but GOD DAMN IT!

HOW DARE THEY HAVE THE BALLS TO TAKE AWAY WHAT WAS OUR CHILDHOOD, OUR LIFE, OUR BEST VIRTUAL FRIENDS, WHOS THE FUCKING EVIL ONE NOW PETA!? tu GUYS!!!!!

HOW ARE tu GUYS SO OBLIVIOUS TO THE MOST PAINFULLY FUCKING OBVIOUS!?

tu BETTER NOT LOCK UP OUR BEST FUCKING FRIENDS, PEOPLE amor POKEMON!

AND NOT JUST FOR THE GAMEPLAY, BUT THE BUDDIES THAT MADE BECOMING A CHAMPION POSSIBLE!

AND I WOULD THROW MYSELF ON THE LINE JUST TO GETS THESE RETARDED BASTARDS TO FINALLY SEE STRAIGHT!

GEE, WHO'S THE SATANIC ONES NOW PETA!??!?! I FUCKING WONDER!!!!!

*Sigh* Pokemon will always be a beloved part of my childhood, and it always will be. I amor my Starmie, I amor my Primeape, I amor my Pokemon!

They are very compassionate and will always stay por my side. And to anybody that rejects, PREPARE TO GET cruzar, cruz CHOPPED AND HYDRO PUMPED!

I would rather GIVE AN ICE COLD limonada TO THE CREATOR OF, "Creation Of A Dry Bones," THEN EVER WORK WITH THOSE INSANE ASSHOLES!

THEY ARE THE EVIL ONES NOW, TAKING AWAY OUR PRECIOUS MEMORIES AND FRIENDS, FUCK tu POKEMON HATERS, FUCK. YOU!!!!!!!

And to anybody who has the f**king ballsack to deny what I am saying, I WILL FIGHT tu ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET.

And I am a Black Belt. No joke, I do Karate. Guess what inspired me to? POKEMON. Specifically my Fighting-Type Primeape.

I will always amor Pokemon. And no satanic bullshit is ever going to change that.

Game Freak knows the truth, nintendo knows the truth, and only TRUE Pokemon fans, know the truth. Fucking Big Black PERIOD.

And maybe, just maybe, my non stop ranting, will finally get people to look at the bright side of Pokemon.

What Pokemon REALLY is. Maybe they will finally understand that Pokemon are our best and most dearest friends. For example, ProJared's Nuzlocke Challenge!

When a Pokemon Faints, tu can't use it anymore, and "Dies" (Not really.) And whenever one he lost one, he gets very sad!

No joke, he lost so many friends in that challenge. And I will not let that amor go to waste. DONE.

It hurts me deeply to see even my best friends thinking that Pokemon is so evil and satanic and dark!

When all it really is, Pokemon are like wild animales looking for a friend. A kind gentle buddy to have fun with.

Peta, tu sick bastards, realize the truth, o DIE por MY ARCANINE'S fuego BLAST.

Why do people disagree with me? I am starting to think that my own species is against me!
Seriously, whatever happened to humanity!?

20% People Are Sadistic Writers Of Horrible Fanfics, 20% Are lying bastard hypocrites, 20% are stereotypes, 20% are true believers, 10% SHOULD GO INTO THE FIERY DARK PITS OF THE UNDERWORLD, and the last 10% are really kind honest people that know what's right and wrong.

And maybe, just maybe, we have all learned a little bit more, about our friendly Pokemon friends. :)
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