tu wake up in jail with Jessie, James, Meowth, Butch, and Cassidy. What do tu do and/or say?

Me:Oh..... shit.*sits between Butch and James
Jessie and Cassidy:WHAT ARE tu DOING!
Me:Hey, hey, girls. I was here first so If we are all going to be stuck in here together, I get to choose which man i get. Hm, james o Butch ...hm, they are both pretty hot .....
Meowth: What about me, doll face?
Me: Once i chose a guy, then tu will be my pet. We ca all be a big happy family!

AHHHH!*screems*STUPID PEOPLE!

I would be like: "Ummmmmmmmmmmm, how did I get to the Pokemon dimention, how did I get in jail, and why am I surrounded por Team Rocket?" o something like that.

what did tu do this time ^.^

Slap all of them, then use Jessie's hair to pull down the bars.

get in misceláneo fist fights with them just to kill the time

*pulls out Masterball and catches Meowth, then flies magicially away*

Me: IVE BEEN WAITING ALL LIFE FOR THIS DAY

Me: I will stalk tu all till tu say I am a Rocket-supporter. o I WILL KILL ALL OF tu WITH A CHAINSAW. AND DON'T EVEN THINK ITS ILLEGAL TO KILL A CELL-MATE IN JAIL CUZ IT IS NOT.

I'd also say....

The Rockets? I always thought tu guys were on some kind of drug when tu guys captured Pokemon.

This is our current dialogue

Me: I have homework....

James: Do your homework.

Me: Nope.

Jessie: DO YUR HOMEWORK.

Me: Nupe.

Butch: Do it.... WHAT IS IT ABOUT?

Me: Division. Estimating it exactly.

Cassidy: 1 ,000 ÷1,000?

Me: 1......

James: She is smart o.o

Me: Well, time to go watch me some YouTube :P *le gets Android Ellipsis 7 tablet out of nowhere* I got this for free.

James: o.o Lucky son of a bitch!

Me: *Watches Scare cam compilations* I amor scare cams....

Butch: I did a scare cam to Cassidy before :D

Me: Nice to know...

Jessie: Who wants taco Bell?

Me: NOBODY WANTS taco campana I WANT MOZERELLA STICKS.

Da fuck??? Then I'd magically let out a arco iris fart that blows me into Lumiose City.