From an correo electrónico I got.
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until tu hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A día without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live por the sword get shot por those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime tu have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is dicho that if tu line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left behind por those who got there first.
12. Give a man a pescado and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to pescado and he will sit in a barco all día drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When tu go into court, tu are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until tu hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A día without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live por the sword get shot por those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime tu have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is dicho that if tu line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left behind por those who got there first.
12. Give a man a pescado and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to pescado and he will sit in a barco all día drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When tu go into court, tu are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.