So I went to this club and saw how dead it was, and I thought to myself: "It would be nice to start off this club with an EPIC article! :D Why not be a nice person? Why not be a gentlemen? Why not help out a friend for a good cause?"
I laughed after that. For over four hours.
Then a "Friend" of mine tied me in a chair and wouldn't let me go until I wrote something here. So here I am now.
Anyways, let's skip the intro this time, shall we? We know what a character is and we know that I don't have much oxygen in my lungs left so let's cut to the chase.
Here it is! My parte superior, arriba 5 favorito! Sonic The Hedgehog Characters!
#5. Shadow The Hedgehog.
I'm not going to lie when I say Shadow is OVERRATED AS FUCKING HELL, but I can't deny...... Maybe he is kinda sorta maybe a little bit EPIC.
His diseño spells out "Bad-ass", his chaos powers are some of the most broken damn abilities I've ever seen, and he's arguably better than THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE SERIES.
That. Is. COOL.
I can't even say anything else, Shadow is just cool. And that's why he makes #5 on this list.
#4. Silver The Hedgehog.
tu thought Shadow was broken? Then GET A LOAD OF THIS!
Silver controls the power of time.
...........
I'm going to say that again, SILVER HAS THE POWER TO MANIPULATE TIME ITSELF.
.........................
AND I THOUGHT CHAOS CONTROL WAS OVERPOWERED.
Also worth noting is Silver himself. His diseño is pretty cool, he's one of the funnier characters of the series, and overall, Silver is a pretty damn awesome character.
Only the most epic people on epic avenue can CONTROL FUCKING TIME, THAT is some admirable stuff. And that's why Silver makes #4 on this list.
#3. Knuckles The Echidna.
Alright, I admit it. THE ONLY reason Knuckles is so high on this lista is because HE IS SO RIDICULOUSLY GODDAMN FUNNY N FAN-FICTIONS AND ROLE-PLAYS.
Call it cheating, but I don't care. Knuckles is hilarious and tu KNOW IT.
I like the obligatory things about him, like design, abilities, personality, but it's just how often he makes me laugh in fan-made stories that ranks him this high.
And that's it. I'm serious. XD
#2. Dr. Ivo Robotnik/The Eggman.
HOLY SHIT, WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN!?
Dr. Ivo Robotnik, later known as Eggman, IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST VILLAINS THAT HAS EVER BEEN INVENTED IN RECORDED VIDEO-GAME HISTORY.
His diseño in The Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog made tu want to laugh your eyes out, and Eggman has such a damn funny personality.
He's also a genius, as he's made some pretty damn impressive inventions both in the past AND present.
From "The Hyper Metal Sonic" to "The Egg Emperor", tu can't deny that Eggman is a smart little bastard.
He's funny, cool, smart, and has all the qualities of a great villain. And that's why he's number 2 on this list.
Haha, number two. HAHAHAHAHAHA :D
#1. Snively.
AND NOW WE GET THE MOST HILARIOUS ANTI-HERO HUMANITY HAS EVER SEEN, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR SNIVELLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! :D
He's funny as fucking hell. Bye.
(Sorry I rushed this. xD)
I laughed after that. For over four hours.
Then a "Friend" of mine tied me in a chair and wouldn't let me go until I wrote something here. So here I am now.
Anyways, let's skip the intro this time, shall we? We know what a character is and we know that I don't have much oxygen in my lungs left so let's cut to the chase.
Here it is! My parte superior, arriba 5 favorito! Sonic The Hedgehog Characters!
#5. Shadow The Hedgehog.
I'm not going to lie when I say Shadow is OVERRATED AS FUCKING HELL, but I can't deny...... Maybe he is kinda sorta maybe a little bit EPIC.
His diseño spells out "Bad-ass", his chaos powers are some of the most broken damn abilities I've ever seen, and he's arguably better than THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE SERIES.
That. Is. COOL.
I can't even say anything else, Shadow is just cool. And that's why he makes #5 on this list.
#4. Silver The Hedgehog.
tu thought Shadow was broken? Then GET A LOAD OF THIS!
Silver controls the power of time.
...........
I'm going to say that again, SILVER HAS THE POWER TO MANIPULATE TIME ITSELF.
.........................
AND I THOUGHT CHAOS CONTROL WAS OVERPOWERED.
Also worth noting is Silver himself. His diseño is pretty cool, he's one of the funnier characters of the series, and overall, Silver is a pretty damn awesome character.
Only the most epic people on epic avenue can CONTROL FUCKING TIME, THAT is some admirable stuff. And that's why Silver makes #4 on this list.
#3. Knuckles The Echidna.
Alright, I admit it. THE ONLY reason Knuckles is so high on this lista is because HE IS SO RIDICULOUSLY GODDAMN FUNNY N FAN-FICTIONS AND ROLE-PLAYS.
Call it cheating, but I don't care. Knuckles is hilarious and tu KNOW IT.
I like the obligatory things about him, like design, abilities, personality, but it's just how often he makes me laugh in fan-made stories that ranks him this high.
And that's it. I'm serious. XD
#2. Dr. Ivo Robotnik/The Eggman.
HOLY SHIT, WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN!?
Dr. Ivo Robotnik, later known as Eggman, IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST VILLAINS THAT HAS EVER BEEN INVENTED IN RECORDED VIDEO-GAME HISTORY.
His diseño in The Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog made tu want to laugh your eyes out, and Eggman has such a damn funny personality.
He's also a genius, as he's made some pretty damn impressive inventions both in the past AND present.
From "The Hyper Metal Sonic" to "The Egg Emperor", tu can't deny that Eggman is a smart little bastard.
He's funny, cool, smart, and has all the qualities of a great villain. And that's why he's number 2 on this list.
Haha, number two. HAHAHAHAHAHA :D
#1. Snively.
AND NOW WE GET THE MOST HILARIOUS ANTI-HERO HUMANITY HAS EVER SEEN, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR SNIVELLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! :D
He's funny as fucking hell. Bye.
(Sorry I rushed this. xD)