From: LLT Girls!♥
To:OTH’s “writer”, Mark Schwan!
Subject: ONE JAMIE HILL…Not to brag but we’re better than you!
Dear Mark,
I’m sure that when tu finish lectura this letter which, with so much love, I decided to write to you, in your mind there will be two thoughts: 1. SUICIDE! 2.Follow my advice! I hope you’ll do the second, not because I care about you, but because tu know I’m amazing! LOL! Well enough with that....Me and some of my uber special leyton fan friends decided that we had to give tu some help like we noticed that as time goes por tu kind of lose your..INSPIRATION! Thank God tu can still see that Leyton are meant to be and you’re giving us some cute scenes..but it’s only about the CUTENESS, man, the audience needs some HOTNESS too..that’s the key! So put first on your “have to write” lista a Leyton sex scene..and well, some NH buddies want a naley hot scene too so tu could give them a ducha, ducha de scene o smth! Should I remind tu how old the characters are? 22, yeah right…I know tu thought they were 42!I’m not good at maths either but S helped me to figure out their age!^^ I remember watching an interview of you, before tu decided to become the Mark tu are now, and had told that Brooke was added to the mostrar because we needed a FUN character! FUN definition: Certainly not what B.Davis is lately! I don’t see the point of wanting to adopt when she’s way too young and can have her own kids when she finds the amor of her life who BTW could have been Owen but tu messed him up! As a song says..IT’S NEVER TOO LATE Marky, tu can still bring the Owen we loved back, tu know not the one who tu want to kill por making him hook up with Millie but the sweet guy who could be the one for Brooke! Now, I have to explain why I changed the título of your mostrar “ONE árbol HILL” and made it “ONE JAMIE HILL”! I can asure tu that every single person that watches the mostrar could guess that it’s because your freaking hand which writed the script has decided to give to this 5-year-old ex-cute now-annoying boy más screentime than Lucas! PLEASE..You have to send him to a boarding school so he can make REAL friends of his age!(you seem not to pay attention on the AGE of your characters! Xdd) ..talking of Jamie I remember Haley, right, cause he's like the only thing she’s on the mostrar for! Not my fault! She could get a storyline that has nothing to do with her little blondie son o Nathan, couldn’t she? Just please not a psycho storyline..you’ve already done this! ;)
Another thing that tu are unaware of is that literally nobody cares about Mouth’s amor life so tu can give him&Millie their happily ever after with no fear of losing fans..I’ve heard that in Omaha there’s a inicial waiting for them..why keep them in árbol Hill? ALARM: Don’t forget to send Gigi accidentally with them so they can have their own “drama” mostrar named “Mouth :the Geek who became a Manwhore”! Do the ship-names Breyton,Paley and Neyton remind tu of anything? They do!I knew they would....Why the hell don’t tu give us some scenes of those amazing friendships? It’s más interesting watching Jamie’s awful jokes? Really Mark? It SO isn’t…Xddd Make naley más interesting like in S3 o S4 and stop making them seem a 50-year-old couple which seems to care only about what time will their fave mostrar begin! In which planet do tu live? Because I live on Earth and here 22 año old couples have FUN and are way más interesting than Nathan and Haley! EARTH CALLS MARK! I bet tu live somewhere really close to the place dead people go that’s why tu keep bringing them all the time back as GHOSTS! I know they’re your friends but what did we do to deserve something so horrible like seeing again a person that is supposed to be dead? Only Nanny Carrie hasn’t come back as a ghost (not to give tu ideas)..and I wish she will never do! tu know that If there was a category “ Less talented actress working at a really popular show” there would be only one person nominated? And the award goes to……SAM WALKER! tu need to pay her actuación classes because tu brought her there..but she’s the one who doesn’t know how to act so tu are to blame! Imagine her crying at 3.16..OMG..3.16 did I write? I have to congratulate tu for that episode even though I believe tu were high when tu wrote it so your talent came out!! This was amazing…Get some crack o something and write again something so GREAT! And with all that said..I think I’m done! Just to make clear that all I wrote is not only my own ideas..Sarah,Sabina and Addie helped and inspired me! tu know tu amor us, Mark and tu know what tu have to do! BRING THE mostrar WE LOVED BACK!
PS:If it’s really hard watch some Gossip Girl episodes to give tu some ideas but DON’T COPY! LMAO!
PS2♥:THANKS FOR 6.01!Best thing you’ve ever done! xD
PS3:if tu need any help getting inspiration, ask S for a bag of lavender! It's like LSD for law abiding citizens ;]
With….LOVE? (I’m a liar..Not a criminal! At least not YET)
Xoxo LLT girls!
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No offense to fans of the characters I'm kinda "bashing" up there! This was made only for fun and was just an entertaining way of expressing our opinions! ^^
I Give a rat ass about you
