one direction Article: 1D versus Jimmy Carr

posted by xMrsNiallHoranx

JIMMY Carr hammered One Direction before cena at the GQ Awards last night.

He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' mesa, tabla for tu tonight?

"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? pescado fingers and chips?"

Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.

He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are tu working as a nurse during the day? tu look like you've escaped from a mental institution."

But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death por monkeys in Toy Story 3.

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one direction fan fic part 29!!!

posted by johncenaw85oi

I walked on my own to school, because kate went with harry. I was met por david on the way. Oh no. “hey babes, tu really hurt me the other day. tu man is such a wimp though.” He teased. I grabbed his camisa, camiseta and pulled him towards me.

“you better shut up about niall, he is the world’s best boyfriend and i couldn’t care less if he is a wimp. tu cant say anything, tu were the one who practically cried when i kicked you. And im a GIRL. So stay away from me and leave niall alone.” I warned him. He pulled me into kiss him.

I just got away and slapped him across the face.
“have tu been...

one direction fan fic part 28!!!

posted by johncenaw85oi

When we got there, harry asked: “so, what did tu want to tell me?” i froze. I didn’t really want to tell him something, i just wanted to go to his house! “oh, um.... about that.....” harry rolled his eyes.

“you just wanted to come over didn’t you?” he asked. “yaaaa.” I smiled cheekily. Harry looked at me funnily. “then why wouldn’t tu let leah come?” he asked. “oh, she would just get on my nerves and i’d end up injuring her again.” I told him.

“right. Ok. What do tu think about throwing a suprise ‘welcome home’ party for niall?” he said. i groaned....

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one direction fan fic part 26!!!

posted by johncenaw85oi

I had a spare key so i just opened the door. Ross was out with his friends so my mom and sister were just home. “mum! Kates here for the night!” i said, hoping it would be ok.

“alright, no high-jinks though!” my mom roared down from up stairs. We fell to the flor laughing. I cant BELIEVE my mom just dicho that! Oh god. How embarrassing!

After me and kate recovered from our little laughing fit, we ran upstairs and watched one direction’s video diarys. Oh how i missed them so much!

Kate kicked off her shoes and hit the door por accident. “whoops!” she said. i don’t think she cares!...

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fan fiction part.7

posted by harry98

I woke up attached to wires and Leah was there. 'Kate?' she said. 'Wheres' Harry? I want Harry!' I demanded. I tried to mover but it hurt so much I screamed. Then everything went black again.
When I woke up again Harry was there. 'Harry you're here!' I said. 'Why wouldnt I be?' he asked. 'You weren't the last time I woke up'I told him. 'I was in the toilet'he told me. The doctor came in 'You can go inicial now Ms.Dinneen' she told me. 'Thanks' I mumbled getting up. On the way inicial (Liam was driving this time not Harry.I didn't want to go back to the hospital!) I cuddled into Harry the whole time....

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one direction fan fic part 18!!!

posted by johncenaw85oi

I actually got up in time the siguiente morning, but that was because i had got a text from niall! It said:

“hey! Call over around 6 ok?x”

That didn’t seem like niall, because he NEVER spells things correctly! But maybe he wanted to? Im not sure. I replied:

“ya dats perfect;) xx”

I put down my phone and quickly got ready. I didn’t feel like breakfast, so i just grabbed an manzana, apple to eat on my way up. I called for kate, and she came outside.

She told me that she was going out with harry on Friday and i told her that i was going over to nialls. The two of us were like jumping up and down!

We met...

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one direction fan fic part 17!!

posted by johncenaw85oi

“well hello, niall and leah.” Ross said, smirking. *prepare for embarrassment!* “hi ross.” I said, trying to keep calm. “um hi, ross, sir.” Niall said, very frightened. Niall gave ross a weird look. “are tu por any chance, ross nagle?” niall asked.

“why i am. Why?” ross looked surprised and so did i! How does my SUPERSTAR boyfriend know my stepdad? I know he is a well known tattooist and all that. But i didn’t think he was that well known!

“ah cool! Leah how come tu never told me that your stepdad is famous?” niall was beaming. “i don’t really think of ross as ‘famous’...

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one direction fan fic part 16!!

posted by johncenaw85oi

“carrots! Yay!” Louis was clearly happy. I handed the box to zayn and he laid it on the table. “how did tu pay?” asked harry.

“with money.” I said, jokingly. “ah leah, tu didn’t have to buy it!” Amanda said, sweetly. “but i wanted to!” i smiled. “aw thank you!” niall came over and gave me a hug.

“aww!” everyone said. i blushed. Then i saw a big bump on nialls head. “kate! How hard is your shoe?” i aked her. “i don’t know, why?” she answered. “niall has a massive bump on his head because of you!” i said, angrily.

“whoops!” kate didn’t seem to...

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one direction fan fic part 10!!

posted by johncenaw85oi

I walked to the principals office with kate, clutching my head. We knocked on the door. “come in!” a voice called from inside. We walked in. The principal was sitting down with a cruzar, cruz look on his face.

Vicky was sitting down to, looking very happy with herself. “sit down girls.” He dicho in a stern voice. There was only one asiento so i had to stand.
“now girls, i heard that tu have been at my daughter lately.” He wasn’t pleased.

“are tu sure its not the other way around, sir?” kate asked, angrily. He looked shocked. “excuse me? are tu say my daughter would dare to lay a...

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One direction fan fic part 4!!

posted by johncenaw85oi

The rest of the school día went really fast and before i knew it, i was waiting outside for niall with my soccer gear on. I waited for an hour. I decided maybe i should go home. ‘he isn’t gonna come anyway’ i thought to myself. I bent down to pick up my bags. There was a very fit figure standing over me.

“hi!” the fit figure said. I looked up. it was niall! “oh hey! I thought tu weren’t coming.” I looked down on the floor. “sorry, Louis estola my gym clothes and he ran around the school with them.” Niall said, as his face went red. “oh poor you!” i dicho looking up at...

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one direction sign 'tell-all' book deal

posted by johncenaw85oi

One Direction sign 'tell-all' book deal
X Factor heartthrobs One Direction have signed a deal to pen a "tell-all" book about their journey to fame.
.22 January 2011 00:00 GMT
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One Direction: Will pen 'tell-all' book. Pic: TalkbackThames

X Factor heartthrobs One Direction have signed a deal to pen a "tell-all" book about their journey to fame.

The teens have agreed a deal with HarperCollins which will see them publishing a book about their time on the reality TV talent show.

Natalie Jerome, publishing director for non-fiction, confirmed in a statement that the firm had secured the...

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harpercollins acquires one direction!!

posted by johncenaw85oi

HarperCollins acquires 'X Factor' boyband one direction!

HarperCollins is publishing a book por "X Factor" finalists One Direction siguiente mes to coincide with the "X Factor" tour.

Natalie Jerome, publishing director for non-fiction, bought world rights to the book from Fremantle Media Enterprises (FME), Syco Entertainment and Modest! management. Forever Young: Our Official X Factor Story will be published on 17th February.

Jerome said: "One Direction are a brilliant group who stormed their way through the show, establishing an incredibly enthusiastic fan base along the way.

"We all witnessed that...

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Rio Ferdinand with One Direction

posted by lois4

Rio Ferdinand out partying with boyband One Direction at his restaurant Rosso

As a fan and champion of rap and urban music, we didn't have Manchester United defender Rio Ferdinand down as a boyband kind of guy.

But here is Rio partying with the lads from X Factor pop band One Direction after the big game at Old Trafford this week.

Heart-throb youngster Harry Styles, from Holmes Chapel had been to watch the Reds beat Stoke 2-1 with his dad and his bandmate Louis Tomlinson, and they bumped into Rio in the players' lounge.

Rio swiftly updated his Twitter web page with the historic meeting, saying:...

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Nobody Compares Chapter Fifteen

posted by SapphireCat22

When I woke up the siguiente morning, I realized I had fallen asleep siguiente to Niall. His arm was still around me. "Hey." I whispered. "It's time to wake up." He fluttered open his blue eyes and looked at me. "Good morning, beautiful." I smiled at him shyly. "We've got to get up for school." I tell him. "Speaking of, what time is it?" my sister groggily asks. "It's 9:45." I say. "Wait, 9:45? Oh no! We're really late!" I leapt of the sofá and ran up to my room with my sister. "What will the principal say when we come in tardy? She'll be so mad." Grace says, looking through clothes. I quickly throw...