Before any assumptions are made; I amor OQ with all my heart, but this had to be done!
Robin looked over at Regina. She was sitting in the cena, comedor looking rather lonely.
Perhaps he should have spent less time on his clothing...
But it was his first genuine fecha with the mayor, so he had to look at his best--clad in an unbuttoned tux, a white shirt, and sunglasses--that outta do it.
Mustering up all the courage he had, Robin made his way over to the booth. As it would seem, the woman hadn't even noticed his presence. He leaned in closer to the woman. And in what was probably the creepiest tone ever greeted her; "Hey, hey, hey."
Regina gave a slight jump. "Robin what are tu doing!?"
"Getting your attention."
"Why are tu wearing a tux...and sunglasses. Inside?"
"Why aren't tu wearing sunglasses inside." Robin winked.
"Robin, are tu feeling alright dear?" She asked. "What's going on?"
"Maybe I'm going deaf, maybe I'm going blind, maybe I'm out of my mind." Robin started.
"Everybody get up!" Granny shouted from across the diner.
Regina sighed, this was going to be a long date.
"So milady, drinks on me?"
"I thought I told you, I don't daytime drink." Regina replied.
"I know tu want it."
"Robin. No, I just want a glass of water."
"I know tu want it."
"Robin dear." Regina hugged.
"I know tu want it."
"Robin. I'm serious."
"You're a good girl." Robin noted
"That has nothing to do with the fact that I don't daytime drink."
"Can't let it get past me. I know tu want it."
"Robin Hood." Regina muttered. "Can tu just order our drinks?"
"Wine o water?"
"I think tu know the answer to that." Regina rolled her eyes.
"I hate these blurred lines." Robin frowned.
"There was nothing 'blurred' when I dicho I wanted water!" Regina muttered.
"I know tu want it." Robin nodded.
Regina exhaled, pinching the bridge of her nose. "Then order. The water Robin."
"Everybody get up!" Granny shouted again.
"For Christ's sake Granny!" Ruby hollered."I'm up!" She walked over to their table. "What can I get for you?"
"Two wines!" Robin declared. Before Regina could proteset, Robin turned to her, lowered his shades, raised an eyebrow and dicho "I know tu want it."
"Hey look what I learned to do!" Emma burst into the diner. She ran straight up to Robin, and waved her hand over him.
The word #Hood appeared over his head in bold red letters. "Magical picadillo, hash tags!" Emma shouted.
"Yup. That does it." Regina scoffed as she got up from her seat.
"What are tu leaving. It's really hard to tell!" Robin asked as Emma made another picadillo, hash tag; #BlurredLines.
Regina glared at Robin. "Yes. I'm leaving. And I'm going to find out just what Zelena did to you..."
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"So I saw this amazing música video." Zelena shared with Rumple. "It was called fuzzy lines o something. And so I thought it was really inspiring! So I put a curse on Robin capucha, campana to make him act like Robin Thicke!"
"Lovely." Rumple replied not even sparing the witch a glance.
"Rumple." Zelena pouted "I don't get it."
"Don't get what?" Rumple muttered.
"How tu can resist me. I mean, not many men can refuse this pimpin'." Zelena declared.
"Get back to time traveling Doctor Who." Rumple scowled.
Robin looked over at Regina. She was sitting in the cena, comedor looking rather lonely.
Perhaps he should have spent less time on his clothing...
But it was his first genuine fecha with the mayor, so he had to look at his best--clad in an unbuttoned tux, a white shirt, and sunglasses--that outta do it.
Mustering up all the courage he had, Robin made his way over to the booth. As it would seem, the woman hadn't even noticed his presence. He leaned in closer to the woman. And in what was probably the creepiest tone ever greeted her; "Hey, hey, hey."
Regina gave a slight jump. "Robin what are tu doing!?"
"Getting your attention."
"Why are tu wearing a tux...and sunglasses. Inside?"
"Why aren't tu wearing sunglasses inside." Robin winked.
"Robin, are tu feeling alright dear?" She asked. "What's going on?"
"Maybe I'm going deaf, maybe I'm going blind, maybe I'm out of my mind." Robin started.
"Everybody get up!" Granny shouted from across the diner.
Regina sighed, this was going to be a long date.
"So milady, drinks on me?"
"I thought I told you, I don't daytime drink." Regina replied.
"I know tu want it."
"Robin. No, I just want a glass of water."
"I know tu want it."
"Robin dear." Regina hugged.
"I know tu want it."
"Robin. I'm serious."
"You're a good girl." Robin noted
"That has nothing to do with the fact that I don't daytime drink."
"Can't let it get past me. I know tu want it."
"Robin Hood." Regina muttered. "Can tu just order our drinks?"
"Wine o water?"
"I think tu know the answer to that." Regina rolled her eyes.
"I hate these blurred lines." Robin frowned.
"There was nothing 'blurred' when I dicho I wanted water!" Regina muttered.
"I know tu want it." Robin nodded.
Regina exhaled, pinching the bridge of her nose. "Then order. The water Robin."
"Everybody get up!" Granny shouted again.
"For Christ's sake Granny!" Ruby hollered."I'm up!" She walked over to their table. "What can I get for you?"
"Two wines!" Robin declared. Before Regina could proteset, Robin turned to her, lowered his shades, raised an eyebrow and dicho "I know tu want it."
"Hey look what I learned to do!" Emma burst into the diner. She ran straight up to Robin, and waved her hand over him.
The word #Hood appeared over his head in bold red letters. "Magical picadillo, hash tags!" Emma shouted.
"Yup. That does it." Regina scoffed as she got up from her seat.
"What are tu leaving. It's really hard to tell!" Robin asked as Emma made another picadillo, hash tag; #BlurredLines.
Regina glared at Robin. "Yes. I'm leaving. And I'm going to find out just what Zelena did to you..."
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"So I saw this amazing música video." Zelena shared with Rumple. "It was called fuzzy lines o something. And so I thought it was really inspiring! So I put a curse on Robin capucha, campana to make him act like Robin Thicke!"
"Lovely." Rumple replied not even sparing the witch a glance.
"Rumple." Zelena pouted "I don't get it."
"Don't get what?" Rumple muttered.
"How tu can resist me. I mean, not many men can refuse this pimpin'." Zelena declared.
"Get back to time traveling Doctor Who." Rumple scowled.
