Kai-Lan's Awesome Coloring Book

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Edvine: OK, guys, we're here.
Tolee and Hoho, in unison: tu guys go on ahead. We need to get our sense of direction back.
Rintoo: Wow. I can handle going 205MPH in your car, but 90MPH on a normal highway for those two? Forget about it.
Kai-Lan: Excuse me for a moment... *quickly finds a trash can and pukes in it*
Rintoo: Holy shit. Make that just us two.
Edvine: And when all of tu were at that carnival, tu guys went on that rollercoaster ride?
Rintoo: That didn't even go 50MPH. 40, tops.
Edvine: I've been on ones that go, like, 80MPH at times....

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 1, Episode 6
"Hoho's Dilemma"

[[The epsiode begins with Kai-Lan and her friends watching an episode of SpongeBob.]]

Rintoo: Hey, tu guys wanna know which SpongeBob episode is my favorite?
Hoho: What?
Rintoo: The one where SpongeBob and Patrick go to that toy store and they stay there overnight.
Lulu: That's my favorito! episode as well, not as much as the "Bubblestand" episode.

[[The phone rings. Kai-Lan gets up and respuestas it.]]

Kai-Lan: Empress Kai-lan here. Oh, ni hao, Mr. Fluffy. What's that? tu want to come over, and introduce us to your little sister? Well, we...

A black cat named Wildcraft walks to Kai-lan and speaks to her.
Wildcraft: Kai-lan. tu are buring your toast... again. i can smell it from the streets.
Suddenly, burnt brindis, pan tostado pops out from the tostadora into the air and a westie terrier named waggles pop up and the brindis, pan tostado lands in her mouth.
Kai-lan: ugh! burned it again then waggles ate it. maybe that pizza makes good breakfast.
a cat named Flaky looks at goldfish and tries to feed it hot perros but they dont eat.
Flaky: ummm Kai-lan
that pizza looks good but youre not gonna like the taste.

Kai-lan takes a bite out the pizza and runs to the bathroom....

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 1, Episode 7
"The Most Eligible Emperor"

[[The episode begins with Rintoo and Hoho playing with their Robo Buddy toy.]]

Rintoo: All right, Robo Buddy, do a super silly flip, followed por a wiggle and rub your tummy.
Robo Buddy: Your wish is my command.

[[The Robo Buddy does a silly flip, wiggles his whole body and rubs his stomach, while making Rintoo and Hoho laugh.]]

Hoho: I tell ya, there isn't nothing tu can do than making our toy do silly things.
Rintoo: Well, tu know, what can I say?
Robo Buddy: What do tu want me to do next?
Hoho: Oh, oh, how about getting us...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 1, Episode 3
"The Noble King"

[[The episode begins with Kai-Lan and Hoho willingly looking at a foto of the Monkey King saving a cat from a tree.]]

Kai-Lan: Check out this deadline, "The Monkey King willingly rescues cat from a falling branch."
Hoho: That is the most awesome thing he has ever done. It's like he came out of nowhere.
Kai-Lan: Only he's not a stranger, he's...
Kai-Lan and Hoho: The Monkey King!
Hoho: The Monkey King can do all sorts of things.
Kai-Lan: Yeah, like fly, do silly things and jumping really high.
Hoho: The Monkey King can save anybody.

[[Hoho...