# Your computer malfunctions and you're looking around for McGee to fix it.
# The televisión network shows a promo for a re-screen and tu can name episode título AND number.
# tu wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow.
# tu have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks tu off
# tu find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six"
# tu find yourself calling the office junior 'Probie'
# tu see everywhere someone who reminds tu of an ncis character, tu could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like them!
# tu actually consider a araña web tattoo on your neck
# tu begin building a barco in your basement just like the one Gibbs has
# tu super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left the room
# tu look on the Internet for a Mighty ratón stapler
# tu postpone needed surgery because tu might still be under when the mostrar comes on
# tu ask a bunch of nuns if tu can bowl with them
# tu take to drinking strong black sugarless pop por the gallon
# tu teeter on impossible stilettos
# tu confuse English expressions
# tu start talking to any dead creature
# tu talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in your life
# tu hold conferences with your neighbours in the lift in your block of flats
# tu drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs
# tu take to wearing a dog collar with studs o spikes instead of pearl necklaces
# tu dye your hair red
# You're convinced your life will be complete if only tu can obtain a farting hippo stuffed toy that tu can name Bart
# tu dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails
# tu become a Goth
# tu start wearing black lipstick
# tu have a penchant for long winded stories
# Your catchphrase becomes "D'ya think?" o "On it boss!"
# tu write novels using your workmates as your fuente of inspiration
# tu get into forensic science
# Your favourite hat is a bright naranja beanie
# tu only notice young men who wear Italian designer label suits/footwear o silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes from Sears
# tu start referring to water enfriador, refrigerador gossip as 'scuttlebutt'
# tu refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and tu were never in the Navy
# tu talk about 'zulu time'
# tu 'profile' any potential friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbour
# tu insist that the segundo B in your name stands for 'B******' - even if your name doesn't have a B in it!
# tu can eat cold pizza without your stomach churning
# tu can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach
# tu have frat brothers even if tu haven't the foggiest what that is
# tu start threatening people that bug tu that you'll kill them 18 different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up.
# Take to calling men 'skirt chasers'
# Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact tint of Gibbs' eyes. [or which ever character floats your boat.]
# tu give up sunbathing to get that alabaster coloured skin
# tu sleep with a gun under your pillow
# tu give your lover honey dust
# tu take a liking to the smell of sawdust
# tu have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away
# The idea of building a barco in your basement, even though tu will have no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do.
# Drinking borbón neat becomes your favourite tipple
# tu give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball
# Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens
# tu start addressing people, particularly men, por their surname, dropping the 'mister' entirely.
# tu connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile
# tu become versed in ballistics
# tu become fascinated por military acronyms
# tu begin calling your boss "Director"
# tu call wild drivers "Zivas"
# tu discover tu can instill fear in people simply por glaring at them
# When a friend asks for support tu say 'on your six'
# tu think the FBI is inefficient
# tu consider tu and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue
# tu begin to wonder what sex in an armoured personnel carrier would be like.
# tu suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with o without the cover (cap/hat)
# tu want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person so they can be located at any time
# tu become a bomb disposal expert
# tu consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby
# tu spend most of your time reading/writing ncis Fiction on fan Fiction.Net. (guilty!)
# tu buy DVD copies of cine that have ncis cast members in, even though they are cine tu wouldn't normally watch. (guilty!)
# tu spend another large amount of your time lectura ncis Fiction on fan Fiction.Net and NCISArchive.Net
# tu get DVD copies of shows with ncis cast members even if tu don't like the shows
# tu rout tu Tube for interviews/snippets of dicho cast
# You're favourite car is a sedan
# tu have several duplicate mobiles/cellphones in case tu break one
# tu have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female members
# tu call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers
# And if your big boss is female tu address her as Madam, Director, o Ma'am
# tu refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky'
# The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo
# tu start calling your husband/significant other My little hairy butt.
# tu ask your husband/significant other to call tu Sweetcheeks instead of honey o babe.
# tu head slap everyone close to tu who says/does something annoying.
# tu start actuación out your fav scenes in your fav episodes
# tu call your friends/family ncis characters
# Any long winded speaker o who frequently goes off at a tangent is affectionately called a Ducky
# tu begin to use "Elf Lord" as a pet name for your significant other (I don't currently have one, but I can assure tu it's my new favorito! pet name)
# tu want to buy an old fashioned typewriter, regardless of whether o not tu actually write
# tu hope to take up knife-throwing in the near future
# tu look for "Lo Ball" CDs in every electronics section tu visit and online stores like Amazon.com (guilty!)
# tu don't mind starting work at 7 in the morning (I'm usually in the office at 0630... what does that make me?)
# Having your weekend fecha interrupted to do some urgent work
# tu comentario 'nice cover' to an elderly gentleman wearing an ncis hat. He proceeds to inform tu that it is not merely a prop, but one he received from his daughter who is an ncis agent! tu are thoroughly impressed and want to ask if she has another. (Thanks for letting us play in the TV version of your world, NCIS. Stay safe.)
# tu go to work with a cold and when co-workers suggest that tu see a doctor tu look for Ducky.
# tu start looking for DiNozzo, Kate, Gibbs and Col. Mann when tu see service members in uniform. (And DiNozzo among the Village People!)
# tu hit the Internet/library to find out what poison ivy looks like because tu don't want to end up like poor McGee. (You also find the proportions for the baking soda/vinegar paste, and/or keep a bottle of calamine lotion with tu at all times, just in case.)
# Your reason for never getting a cold is because no virus/germ/bug would dare to even get near tu - 'cos if Gibbs can get away with it, so can you
# tu try to imitate Gibbs' glare when people don't do what tu want when tu want in the way tu want.
# tu get really excited when tu find out tu grew up in the same town Mark Harmon's father was from!
# Every time tu see a Dodge Charger, tu look inside expecting to see Gibbs, Tony, McGee, and Ziva in the car.
# tu get a mini and drive Ziva-style (like a maniac)
# tu hunt perfume counters looking for one that smells like gunpowder o borbón (even though tu know Abby made them... tu still hope to get lucky).
# tu hunt for a cologne that smells like sawdust to give to your man (and tu wish Abby was around to create one for you).
# tu get up before human hours to get a promo DVD and then watch the one episode all day
# tu watch an old promo video for hours because there is a couple of segundos of ncis in the 'all the shows' ad promo.
# The only prospective boyfriends you're interested in have silver hair and blue eyes who drink coffee like there was no tomorrow.
# tu realise mustango, mustang is not only a kind of horse but also a kind of car (you're doing extremely well when tu know it's a Ford)
# Your mobile ring tone is the ncis theme tune
# Your PC o cellphone (mobile) fondo de pantalla is one of the cast/whole cast
# Your PC screen saver has ncis scenes
# When tu say something rocks, you're not exactly talking about música :-))
# tu realise not all geeks are nerds
# tu start blabbering on like Abby
# tu talk geek-speak, not English
# Friends/co-workers ask tu to translate geek-speak
# tu are suddenly bad at computers and all technology
# tu are suddenly good at computers and all technology
# tu decide to do computer classes to be más like McGee and Abby
# tu call technology doo-dah's
# tu find yourself getting angrier más easily
# tu get shy and stutter more
# tu want to be able to do everything that the cast can do (never mind the fact that they have stunt doubles!)
# tu are considering taking art classes so tu can sketch Tony {or whichever character} when they come on the screen.
# tu believe tu know everything there is to know about the Navy.
# tu ramble off a bit of computer terms, having no clue what they mean.
# tu buscar high and low for a paint gun so tu can shoot your favourite toy in the head.
# tu watch every movie Tony mentions on the mostrar for 2 reasons, either because tu are interested in the movie, o simply because tu do everything that Tony says.
# tu seriously consider getting a coffin to sleep in.
# tu say your occupation is "making fan art and escritura fan fiction"
# tu take part in all the active threads on the site
# You've created about half the active threads on the site
# tu start listening to Israeli rap.
# tu make Mii's of all the ncis Characters on your Wii (Even Lee and Fornell)
# tu learn how to kill with a paper clip
# Your idea of computer maintenance is to continually hit it until it works.
# tu start calling everyone named Abigail, "Abbs" (I do this with my friend's daughter. --abbysciuto77)
# tu google imágenes of female Israeli soldiers
# tu acquire an acute interest in the different post-mortem protocols
# tu discuss the pros and cons of the Scotland Yard and Virchow post-mortem protocols, likewise any of the others used
# tu hear something that tu swear is a quote from the mostrar and whip out your dvd sets and watch until tu find that quote.
# tu start keeping an extra set of clothes at the office just in case
# tu call odd things in your life "hinky" (Guilty as charged!)
# tu call Mark Harmon/Jethro Gibbs o any othersilver haired man in your life your "silver-haired fox"
# tu discover (or are reminded) that a "Gypsy" is an off the clock cab driver, not someone who tells fortunes and wears hoop earrings.
# tu get hubby/better half to wear a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# tu start wearing a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# Your whole family can quote ncis even though they've never seen it.
# tu know everything there is to know about all the characters - permanent and occasional
# When your teacher/boss/parent tells tu to do some small job o chore, tu say "Ya know, most agencies have people to do these things."
# tu create a Sims family of the ncis cast
# tu think goth fashion is the most chic
# tu invent a role game of the series
# tu use this site banner for your own website/letter headings, etc.
# tu start Googling Ducky's stories to check for accuracy.
# tu spend a whole week reminding everyone tu know exactly how long it is until ncis is on next.
# tu think April 8, 2008 should be a holiday. (First new episode after the strike!! Yay!)
# When tu get smacked on the back of your head, and your first words are "Thank tu Boss!"
# tu have watched the Cast Interrogation videos ten dozen times already since they came out Tuesday 8th
# You've learned their respuestas to those preguntas off pat
# tu sign up with all the online ncis sites
# tu can't stop posting on the ncis Wiki.
# tu dream about NCIS
# tu wear out your DVD and the discs, from re-running marathons
# tu read all these statements and answered at least one with "positive".
# You've willingly joined ncis Addicts Anonymous despite knowing there's no way out and the addiction only gets stronger
# Your German Shepherd is no longer called Rex but Jethro
# And if tu have a female German Shepherd tu will call her Jenny to keep it all in the family :-)
# tu start yelling at people who annoy tu "Bad McGee!"
# tu take your phone off the hook/switch your mobile to silent mode when watching an episode
# Family and friends know they must not call por phone/in person while you're watching an episode unless it's a pregunta of life and death, and even then ....
# tu become obsessed with what the scriptwriters have in store for the cast
# tu draw comics of NCIS.
# tu write 'I amor NCIS' on any paper surface tu can find.
# Your friend can't stop talking about their crush and tu can't stop talking about NCIS.
# tu day/night dream NCIS
# tu can recognise the signature tune on the first bar
# Your mobile 'music' has Gibbs' voice, or
# Your mobile sms 'music' is Tony saying 'on it boss'
# tu organize your social life/holidays around the episode programming
# ncis addiction is your religion
# When where ever tu go tu swear tu saw one of the team
# You're convinced they're one of the family
# Any medical problem requires a segundo opinion from Ducky
# If tu have a car accident o industrial accident tu require Abby to do the loss adjustment/forensics before you're fully satisfied
# All your family pets are named after the cast members
# tu learn the ncis theme on the paino and/or other instruments and play it all the time
# tu think your other half looks handsome in a Hawaiian shirt
# tu think Hawaiian shirts are chic male fashion
# tu can dance to theme song of ncis and sit down the segundo it ends
# tu always know the exact amount of time until the siguiente episode
# tu can't sleep thinking about who will die on the season finale
# tu spend class time/work time/time before tu go to sleep/time tu take to shampoo your hair dreaming up scenarios for the siguiente episode/your fan fiction. (i know i do)
# tu registrarse all the internet foros extant on the series
# tu spend your spare time reviewing/adding/editing the contents on this Wiki
# tu spend the rest of the time thinking about how to improve this Wiki
# When tu registrarse the ncis Wiki
# When tu sign up on this addiction page - there's no way out
# tu become a mainline addict when all the walls of your abode are covered floor to ceiling with photos, etc., of NCIS
# tu drink Starbuck coffee, even if tu don't like it (and tu drink it black and sugarless)
# tu think of ways to mover this site up in the Wiki ranking
# tu imitate Gibbs' saying of 'Today -insert name here- with your friends and family when they're taking a long time in doing stuff(me and my dad do it all the time)
# tu name your computer McGee (i did it xD)
# Your ncis season cd sometimes gets all hinky because tu watch the season over and over again (guilty!)
# tu make a ncis poster and put it in your bedroom muro o consider looking at stores for a ncis poster (I currently don't have one... but I will. :D)
# tu spend hours on the internet just to find a tune with the song Tony sang in the episode 'Driven' (the one that starts with 'in my perspective...' and so on... the part when Tony went undercover near the restaurant that The Frog's people ate)
# tu drink stuff that makes tu hyper (guilty... xD)
# tu cut your hair so tu can look like Abby/any character tu like to imitate
# Your family sometimes calls tu 'Ziva'
# tu act like your fave character (guilty!)
# tu ask your classmates/friends/coworkers if they know NCIS
# Your computer is loaded with mostly ncis pics
# tu use terms from the mostrar (for example, me and my family call a flash drive 'doodahs')
# tu wish tu had the ncis cap/McGee's typewriter/Abby's farting hippo/Ziva's skills/Gibb's boat/DiNozzo's highly expensive shoes (yeah... sometimes. :D)
# tu do everything humanly and non-humanly possible to push this Wiki up in the Wiki ratings tu trust your gut, even when everything else goes against it.
# tu trust your gut, más than facts o figures.
# tu use 'hinky' to describe many things, even when people ask tu to repeat what tu say cause it sounds like something else.
# tu cry when tu don't hear Mark Harmon say " STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM OUR siguiente EPISODE"
# The televisión network shows a promo for a re-screen and tu can name episode título AND number.
# tu wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow.
# tu have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks tu off
# tu find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six"
# tu find yourself calling the office junior 'Probie'
# tu see everywhere someone who reminds tu of an ncis character, tu could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like them!
# tu actually consider a araña web tattoo on your neck
# tu begin building a barco in your basement just like the one Gibbs has
# tu super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left the room
# tu look on the Internet for a Mighty ratón stapler
# tu postpone needed surgery because tu might still be under when the mostrar comes on
# tu ask a bunch of nuns if tu can bowl with them
# tu take to drinking strong black sugarless pop por the gallon
# tu teeter on impossible stilettos
# tu confuse English expressions
# tu start talking to any dead creature
# tu talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in your life
# tu hold conferences with your neighbours in the lift in your block of flats
# tu drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs
# tu take to wearing a dog collar with studs o spikes instead of pearl necklaces
# tu dye your hair red
# You're convinced your life will be complete if only tu can obtain a farting hippo stuffed toy that tu can name Bart
# tu dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails
# tu become a Goth
# tu start wearing black lipstick
# tu have a penchant for long winded stories
# Your catchphrase becomes "D'ya think?" o "On it boss!"
# tu write novels using your workmates as your fuente of inspiration
# tu get into forensic science
# Your favourite hat is a bright naranja beanie
# tu only notice young men who wear Italian designer label suits/footwear o silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes from Sears
# tu start referring to water enfriador, refrigerador gossip as 'scuttlebutt'
# tu refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and tu were never in the Navy
# tu talk about 'zulu time'
# tu 'profile' any potential friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbour
# tu insist that the segundo B in your name stands for 'B******' - even if your name doesn't have a B in it!
# tu can eat cold pizza without your stomach churning
# tu can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach
# tu have frat brothers even if tu haven't the foggiest what that is
# tu start threatening people that bug tu that you'll kill them 18 different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up.
# Take to calling men 'skirt chasers'
# Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact tint of Gibbs' eyes. [or which ever character floats your boat.]
# tu give up sunbathing to get that alabaster coloured skin
# tu sleep with a gun under your pillow
# tu give your lover honey dust
# tu take a liking to the smell of sawdust
# tu have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away
# The idea of building a barco in your basement, even though tu will have no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do.
# Drinking borbón neat becomes your favourite tipple
# tu give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball
# Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens
# tu start addressing people, particularly men, por their surname, dropping the 'mister' entirely.
# tu connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile
# tu become versed in ballistics
# tu become fascinated por military acronyms
# tu begin calling your boss "Director"
# tu call wild drivers "Zivas"
# tu discover tu can instill fear in people simply por glaring at them
# When a friend asks for support tu say 'on your six'
# tu think the FBI is inefficient
# tu consider tu and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue
# tu begin to wonder what sex in an armoured personnel carrier would be like.
# tu suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with o without the cover (cap/hat)
# tu want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person so they can be located at any time
# tu become a bomb disposal expert
# tu consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby
# tu spend most of your time reading/writing ncis Fiction on fan Fiction.Net. (guilty!)
# tu buy DVD copies of cine that have ncis cast members in, even though they are cine tu wouldn't normally watch. (guilty!)
# tu spend another large amount of your time lectura ncis Fiction on fan Fiction.Net and NCISArchive.Net
# tu get DVD copies of shows with ncis cast members even if tu don't like the shows
# tu rout tu Tube for interviews/snippets of dicho cast
# You're favourite car is a sedan
# tu have several duplicate mobiles/cellphones in case tu break one
# tu have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female members
# tu call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers
# And if your big boss is female tu address her as Madam, Director, o Ma'am
# tu refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky'
# The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo
# tu start calling your husband/significant other My little hairy butt.
# tu ask your husband/significant other to call tu Sweetcheeks instead of honey o babe.
# tu head slap everyone close to tu who says/does something annoying.
# tu start actuación out your fav scenes in your fav episodes
# tu call your friends/family ncis characters
# Any long winded speaker o who frequently goes off at a tangent is affectionately called a Ducky
# tu begin to use "Elf Lord" as a pet name for your significant other (I don't currently have one, but I can assure tu it's my new favorito! pet name)
# tu want to buy an old fashioned typewriter, regardless of whether o not tu actually write
# tu hope to take up knife-throwing in the near future
# tu look for "Lo Ball" CDs in every electronics section tu visit and online stores like Amazon.com (guilty!)
# tu don't mind starting work at 7 in the morning (I'm usually in the office at 0630... what does that make me?)
# Having your weekend fecha interrupted to do some urgent work
# tu comentario 'nice cover' to an elderly gentleman wearing an ncis hat. He proceeds to inform tu that it is not merely a prop, but one he received from his daughter who is an ncis agent! tu are thoroughly impressed and want to ask if she has another. (Thanks for letting us play in the TV version of your world, NCIS. Stay safe.)
# tu go to work with a cold and when co-workers suggest that tu see a doctor tu look for Ducky.
# tu start looking for DiNozzo, Kate, Gibbs and Col. Mann when tu see service members in uniform. (And DiNozzo among the Village People!)
# tu hit the Internet/library to find out what poison ivy looks like because tu don't want to end up like poor McGee. (You also find the proportions for the baking soda/vinegar paste, and/or keep a bottle of calamine lotion with tu at all times, just in case.)
# Your reason for never getting a cold is because no virus/germ/bug would dare to even get near tu - 'cos if Gibbs can get away with it, so can you
# tu try to imitate Gibbs' glare when people don't do what tu want when tu want in the way tu want.
# tu get really excited when tu find out tu grew up in the same town Mark Harmon's father was from!
# Every time tu see a Dodge Charger, tu look inside expecting to see Gibbs, Tony, McGee, and Ziva in the car.
# tu get a mini and drive Ziva-style (like a maniac)
# tu hunt perfume counters looking for one that smells like gunpowder o borbón (even though tu know Abby made them... tu still hope to get lucky).
# tu hunt for a cologne that smells like sawdust to give to your man (and tu wish Abby was around to create one for you).
# tu get up before human hours to get a promo DVD and then watch the one episode all day
# tu watch an old promo video for hours because there is a couple of segundos of ncis in the 'all the shows' ad promo.
# The only prospective boyfriends you're interested in have silver hair and blue eyes who drink coffee like there was no tomorrow.
# tu realise mustango, mustang is not only a kind of horse but also a kind of car (you're doing extremely well when tu know it's a Ford)
# Your mobile ring tone is the ncis theme tune
# Your PC o cellphone (mobile) fondo de pantalla is one of the cast/whole cast
# Your PC screen saver has ncis scenes
# When tu say something rocks, you're not exactly talking about música :-))
# tu realise not all geeks are nerds
# tu start blabbering on like Abby
# tu talk geek-speak, not English
# Friends/co-workers ask tu to translate geek-speak
# tu are suddenly bad at computers and all technology
# tu are suddenly good at computers and all technology
# tu decide to do computer classes to be más like McGee and Abby
# tu call technology doo-dah's
# tu find yourself getting angrier más easily
# tu get shy and stutter more
# tu want to be able to do everything that the cast can do (never mind the fact that they have stunt doubles!)
# tu are considering taking art classes so tu can sketch Tony {or whichever character} when they come on the screen.
# tu believe tu know everything there is to know about the Navy.
# tu ramble off a bit of computer terms, having no clue what they mean.
# tu buscar high and low for a paint gun so tu can shoot your favourite toy in the head.
# tu watch every movie Tony mentions on the mostrar for 2 reasons, either because tu are interested in the movie, o simply because tu do everything that Tony says.
# tu seriously consider getting a coffin to sleep in.
# tu say your occupation is "making fan art and escritura fan fiction"
# tu take part in all the active threads on the site
# You've created about half the active threads on the site
# tu start listening to Israeli rap.
# tu make Mii's of all the ncis Characters on your Wii (Even Lee and Fornell)
# tu learn how to kill with a paper clip
# Your idea of computer maintenance is to continually hit it until it works.
# tu start calling everyone named Abigail, "Abbs" (I do this with my friend's daughter. --abbysciuto77)
# tu google imágenes of female Israeli soldiers
# tu acquire an acute interest in the different post-mortem protocols
# tu discuss the pros and cons of the Scotland Yard and Virchow post-mortem protocols, likewise any of the others used
# tu hear something that tu swear is a quote from the mostrar and whip out your dvd sets and watch until tu find that quote.
# tu start keeping an extra set of clothes at the office just in case
# tu call odd things in your life "hinky" (Guilty as charged!)
# tu call Mark Harmon/Jethro Gibbs o any othersilver haired man in your life your "silver-haired fox"
# tu discover (or are reminded) that a "Gypsy" is an off the clock cab driver, not someone who tells fortunes and wears hoop earrings.
# tu get hubby/better half to wear a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# tu start wearing a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# Your whole family can quote ncis even though they've never seen it.
# tu know everything there is to know about all the characters - permanent and occasional
# When your teacher/boss/parent tells tu to do some small job o chore, tu say "Ya know, most agencies have people to do these things."
# tu create a Sims family of the ncis cast
# tu think goth fashion is the most chic
# tu invent a role game of the series
# tu use this site banner for your own website/letter headings, etc.
# tu start Googling Ducky's stories to check for accuracy.
# tu spend a whole week reminding everyone tu know exactly how long it is until ncis is on next.
# tu think April 8, 2008 should be a holiday. (First new episode after the strike!! Yay!)
# When tu get smacked on the back of your head, and your first words are "Thank tu Boss!"
# tu have watched the Cast Interrogation videos ten dozen times already since they came out Tuesday 8th
# You've learned their respuestas to those preguntas off pat
# tu sign up with all the online ncis sites
# tu can't stop posting on the ncis Wiki.
# tu dream about NCIS
# tu wear out your DVD and the discs, from re-running marathons
# tu read all these statements and answered at least one with "positive".
# You've willingly joined ncis Addicts Anonymous despite knowing there's no way out and the addiction only gets stronger
# Your German Shepherd is no longer called Rex but Jethro
# And if tu have a female German Shepherd tu will call her Jenny to keep it all in the family :-)
# tu start yelling at people who annoy tu "Bad McGee!"
# tu take your phone off the hook/switch your mobile to silent mode when watching an episode
# Family and friends know they must not call por phone/in person while you're watching an episode unless it's a pregunta of life and death, and even then ....
# tu become obsessed with what the scriptwriters have in store for the cast
# tu draw comics of NCIS.
# tu write 'I amor NCIS' on any paper surface tu can find.
# Your friend can't stop talking about their crush and tu can't stop talking about NCIS.
# tu day/night dream NCIS
# tu can recognise the signature tune on the first bar
# Your mobile 'music' has Gibbs' voice, or
# Your mobile sms 'music' is Tony saying 'on it boss'
# tu organize your social life/holidays around the episode programming
# ncis addiction is your religion
# When where ever tu go tu swear tu saw one of the team
# You're convinced they're one of the family
# Any medical problem requires a segundo opinion from Ducky
# If tu have a car accident o industrial accident tu require Abby to do the loss adjustment/forensics before you're fully satisfied
# All your family pets are named after the cast members
# tu learn the ncis theme on the paino and/or other instruments and play it all the time
# tu think your other half looks handsome in a Hawaiian shirt
# tu think Hawaiian shirts are chic male fashion
# tu can dance to theme song of ncis and sit down the segundo it ends
# tu always know the exact amount of time until the siguiente episode
# tu can't sleep thinking about who will die on the season finale
# tu spend class time/work time/time before tu go to sleep/time tu take to shampoo your hair dreaming up scenarios for the siguiente episode/your fan fiction. (i know i do)
# tu registrarse all the internet foros extant on the series
# tu spend your spare time reviewing/adding/editing the contents on this Wiki
# tu spend the rest of the time thinking about how to improve this Wiki
# When tu registrarse the ncis Wiki
# When tu sign up on this addiction page - there's no way out
# tu become a mainline addict when all the walls of your abode are covered floor to ceiling with photos, etc., of NCIS
# tu drink Starbuck coffee, even if tu don't like it (and tu drink it black and sugarless)
# tu think of ways to mover this site up in the Wiki ranking
# tu imitate Gibbs' saying of 'Today -insert name here- with your friends and family when they're taking a long time in doing stuff(me and my dad do it all the time)
# tu name your computer McGee (i did it xD)
# Your ncis season cd sometimes gets all hinky because tu watch the season over and over again (guilty!)
# tu make a ncis poster and put it in your bedroom muro o consider looking at stores for a ncis poster (I currently don't have one... but I will. :D)
# tu spend hours on the internet just to find a tune with the song Tony sang in the episode 'Driven' (the one that starts with 'in my perspective...' and so on... the part when Tony went undercover near the restaurant that The Frog's people ate)
# tu drink stuff that makes tu hyper (guilty... xD)
# tu cut your hair so tu can look like Abby/any character tu like to imitate
# Your family sometimes calls tu 'Ziva'
# tu act like your fave character (guilty!)
# tu ask your classmates/friends/coworkers if they know NCIS
# Your computer is loaded with mostly ncis pics
# tu use terms from the mostrar (for example, me and my family call a flash drive 'doodahs')
# tu wish tu had the ncis cap/McGee's typewriter/Abby's farting hippo/Ziva's skills/Gibb's boat/DiNozzo's highly expensive shoes (yeah... sometimes. :D)
# tu do everything humanly and non-humanly possible to push this Wiki up in the Wiki ratings tu trust your gut, even when everything else goes against it.
# tu trust your gut, más than facts o figures.
# tu use 'hinky' to describe many things, even when people ask tu to repeat what tu say cause it sounds like something else.
# tu cry when tu don't hear Mark Harmon say " STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM OUR siguiente EPISODE"
