Gus:You sneak all over Chicago, but tu never come here to ask me, can tu fecha my daughter.
Ian:I ask tu if I can fecha your daughter. Sir, she's thirty years old.
Gus:I am the head of this house!
Ian:Ok, may I please fecha your daughter?
Gus:NO!
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Toula:Aunt Voula, Ian is a vegetarian. He doesn't eat meat.
Aunt Voula:He don't eat no meat. What do tu mean he don't eat no meat?!
the entire room stops, in shock
Aunt Voula: Oh, that's okay. I make lamb.
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Gus:Give me a word. Any word. And I mostrar you, how...
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