And now I take it home, with the parietal bone
It might be crazy, but I learn that way
Temporal and frontal too
And now I'm finally through
That makes 206
I found a way that clicks
Miley thinks and dances:
When I leche the cow
On Uncle Earl's farm
I use the ulna bone
That is in my arm
Miley shouts:
MOO YAH!
Miley mouths: Help!
Lily: She can't do it without dancing, we have to distract Kunkel.
Oliver: Way ahead of you. tu want paper cut, bit my tongue o a nose bleed?
Lily: Oh, nose bleed is my favorite!
Oliver: Well, lean back 'cuz your in the splashing zone. Ow!! Oh man, oh it's a nose bleed! (Lily: Oh, it's gusher!) It's a gusher, that's what it is! Look everyone, it's a gusher.
Mrs. Kunkel: Oaken, Oaken, honestly! Paper cuts, bitten tongues, and now a nose bleed! We should put tu in a helmet.
Miley dances and thinks: With the parietal bone, it might be crazy...
Mrs. Kunkel: Stewart!
Miley: Leg cramp! I just need to tu know, shake it off with some dance steps...
Mrs. Kunkel: That's it! I warned tu about cheating. Your test is over.
Miley: But, I'm not cheating! I know the answers. And I can prove it if I can mover it.
Mrs. Kunkel: I suggest tu mover it down to the principal's office. Just go down the hall, make a left, then a right, when tu see your brother, you're there.
(Miley leaves the classroom then comes back in)
Miley sings:
Everybody knows the bones
Just had to find a way
Everybody knows what I'm talkin 'bout
Thats how I'll get an A
Mrs. Kunkel: Stewart! I thought I told you...
Lily: Just give her a chance. Please!
Miley sings:
My bod has many parts
And this is where it starts
Phalanges I have ten
And Metatarsals then
I got some Tarsals too
I'll put 'em in my shoe
Oliver: She's tellin' the truth
Miley sings:
The fibula is siguiente
According to my text
Then comes the tibia
That ain't no fibia
And now up to my knee,
Yeah, yeah, yeah
That's the patella to me
Mley and Lily sing:
We're doing the bone dance
tu study the respuestas
Again and again til I get it right
Miley, Lily, and Oliver sing:
We're doing the bone dance
tu dance and tu learn it
And we won't mess up this test
We'll get it perfect
Miley: Come on everybody mover those...fe..femurs
Rico: Yeah, por the look of these tests, tu losers need all the help tu can get.
Miley, Lily, and Oliver sing:
We're doin' the bone dance
tu dance and tu learn it...
The class sings:
And now I take it inicial
With the Parietal bone
It might be crazy
But we learn that way
Temporal and frontal too
And now we're finally through
That makes 206
I found a way that clicks
(Speaking): Bone Thugs in the house
We're doing the bone dance
tu study the respuestas
Again and again till I get it right
We're doing the bone dance
tu dance and tu learn it
And we won't mess up this test
We'll get it perfect
WORD!
Mrs. Kunkel: That's it! Stewart, I'm going to get the principal.
Miley: What...?
Mrs. Kunkel: I want tu to mostrar him that dance. It's the best study technique I've ever seen!
Mrs. Kunkel tries to sing (and fails miserably):
por the way,
tu got an A!
Word!
Miley, Lily, and Oliver:
We're goin' to Europe!
Miley: Give me some metacarpal love!
Miley, Lily, and Oliver sing quietly:
We're doin' the bone dance,
tu study the respuestas
Miley: What?
Rico: That song, those moves, your voice, it all reminds me of some famous singer...
Miley: Kelly Clarkson?
Lily: Hilary Duff?
Oliver: JayZ!
Rico: I got it! Hannah Montana!
(Pause)
Miley, Lily, Oliver: HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!
Miley: Hannah Montana, tu little joker! You're so...
Rico: You're right, what was I thinking? This bubble-brain could never pull off something like that!
Oliver: Yeah, what were tu thinking? We're talkin' about nothin' upstairs if tu know what I mean.
Lily: Hey, Oliver, I can see you!
Oliver: Oh, I can see tu too!
Lily and Oliver: Hey! Hi!
