Everyone knows of the calabaza King who once estola Christmas, and ruined thousands of little kids sugar ciruela, ciruelo dreams. Well today hes gone from calabaza King to calabaza Father for after that halloween night he got married to Sally the Rag Doll. Two years later he hath had a baby with the name of maria... tu know what? Why don't we stop talking like i'm escritura in the scriptures and talk normally. So well it hath.... I'm doing it again aren't I? Well sixteen years later, That is where the story began...

"Where's my stinkin', Honey?" Jack calls from his bedroom closet. "Yes dear?" Sally asked from...