Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A emparedado, sándwich de OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though tu were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the emparedado, sándwich de yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with maní, cacahuete mantequilla and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the maní, cacahuete mantequilla sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the gelatina, jalea sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow maní, cacahuete mantequilla o gelatina, jalea emparedado, sándwich de into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of gelatina, jalea at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of maní, cacahuete mantequilla lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical maní, cacahuete mantequilla and gelatina, jalea emparedado, sándwich de and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a emparedado, sándwich de out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the emparedado, sándwich de anyway
3. Realize that tu were the instrument por which the ingredients chose to make a emparedado, sándwich de after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol o Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the emparedado, sándwich de “brother”
3. Place maní, cacahuete mantequilla slice over gelatina, jalea slice
4. Spread gelatina, jalea on the other slice
5. Spread maní, cacahuete mantequilla on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of maní, cacahuete mantequilla and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim tu coerced them into making the emparedado, sándwich de for tu all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make tu another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as tu start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply maní, cacahuete butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, maní, cacahuete butter
Darlton
1. Make a maní, cacahuete mantequilla and gelatina, jalea sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say tu had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A emparedado, sándwich de OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though tu were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the emparedado, sándwich de yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with maní, cacahuete mantequilla and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the maní, cacahuete mantequilla sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the gelatina, jalea sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow maní, cacahuete mantequilla o gelatina, jalea emparedado, sándwich de into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of gelatina, jalea at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of maní, cacahuete mantequilla lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical maní, cacahuete mantequilla and gelatina, jalea emparedado, sándwich de and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a emparedado, sándwich de out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the emparedado, sándwich de anyway
3. Realize that tu were the instrument por which the ingredients chose to make a emparedado, sándwich de after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol o Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the emparedado, sándwich de “brother”
3. Place maní, cacahuete mantequilla slice over gelatina, jalea slice
4. Spread gelatina, jalea on the other slice
5. Spread maní, cacahuete mantequilla on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of maní, cacahuete mantequilla and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim tu coerced them into making the emparedado, sándwich de for tu all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make tu another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as tu start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply maní, cacahuete butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, maní, cacahuete butter
Darlton
1. Make a maní, cacahuete mantequilla and gelatina, jalea sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say tu had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
