The Lord of the Rings

1. Offer him Visine at inappropriate moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth o a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that tu had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One por One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge dicho you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron dicho you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting siguiente to each...