The cafe` was dark, unlike it was when Sofie was here earlier with her friends. Some time had passed since she arrived in the small building minutos ago, waiting for so-called "Duncan" to come. I bet he's a jerk. Sofie told herself. I bet he's not coming. He's just going to look at the clock and think, "Oh. I had a fecha with that tired-looking girl her sister set up. Eh, she's probably ugly and boring. I blow it off. We won't see each other again, anyway." At that moment the door burst open and Sofie's head shot to the direction of the sound. A boy her age came in, wearing punkish clothing...

Ranma: Hey, pop! I had the weirdest dream last night. Ya see, I went to this room, and then all of the sudden, Kuno was there! And suddenly, we were two guys naked in a tub.

Genma: Ew.

Ranma: I KNOW! He was being all gay and stuff, and then I turn into a chick sinking in an ocean, and all these Kuno clones come at me as if they were ready for an under-water orgy. Oh yeah, and tu were there.

Genma: Keep me out of your sick fantasies, boy!

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Ranma: Hey, Akane. What are the chances of me being gay?

Akane: The same chances of someone putting mantequilla on bread.

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Kuno: Rather than be a sexy, suspenseful...