The Mummy's kiss Ana and Ramsay About to Almost kiss

Dear Everyone I love,
Since the día I was born, since the día I strarted school, tu have been dear to me. Whether tu are my loving parents, o my loving but still slightly annoying little sister. Whether tu where the first one to say "Hello" to me when I started first grade, o the one to give me that extra decorated "Be my valentine" card that turned into my first crush in the 5th grade. To my 7th grade música teacher, an old family friend...and first Lesbian crush. One who had understood me and still loves me like Bfftwdcwasa (Best friends forever till we die cause we are so awesome) To...

I publicado this articulo on the misceláneo spot too so I dicho why not post it here, after all this is the right place. Hope tu like it. Thanks for reading. ;)

1)"Why, do tu find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I amor the segundo grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and tu actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with...