I PAINTED THIS!

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"HOLY SHYZA, SORA YOUR KILLING ME!!"
I squealed with pain as Sora tried zipping up the dress. Its not like I was fat. I just ate to much Nandos.... (I like Nandos... ewe XD)
I squeezed Nya's hand.
"Breath!" She told me. "Breath!"
"GAH! IT FEELS LIKE I'M GIVING FUDGING BIRTH!!"
I screamed. I was sucking in my gut, not pushing. Just sucking in my gut.
Ziiiiip
Finally, it was all over. A sigh escaped my lips. "No más Nandos, Gabby...." stated Sora.
"Awwww.... but why? Nya and I go there every Sunday!"
Nya raised a brow. "Hey. Don't bring me into this. Its tu who likes...

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Hiya! I got bored and wrote misceláneo shit!

Action: *comes in wearing old timey dress*King Idiot! I bring new of good from across the land of the llamas!
Jay: What is this news madam bitch?
Action: TIME OUT! *Slaps the hell out of him*I AM NO BITCH! TIME IN! *back to proper voice* fuego castillo has decided to wage war on tu for taking the hand of King Sexy's sister.
Jay: TIME OUT! Why does he get to be king sexy? Why can't I be king sexy?
Action: *stares* Do tu really want me to answer that Jay?
Jay:...no.
Kai: *jumps in with a crown* I WILL! I'm sexier than tu that's why!
Jay: Who says?!
Action:...