I don't eat much fast comida anymore. Maybe it's because I read Fast comida Nation a few years back and that scared me off the chalupas and whoppers. o it could be because the doctor told me to watch my fat intake and ease off the fried foods.

When I really think about it though, those excuses are kinda lame. I think that the real reason I don't eat fast comida is because fast comida restaurants are doing their damndest to scare us away from their restaurants. I mean look at the weirdos they have peddling their food. Scary clowns? Creepy old men? Purple blobs? The fast comida companies been subjecting...