Science Confirms perros amor Us
Science has confirmed that perros amor us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.
No, really!
Are tu telling me perros look up at us and see us adorable?
The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And tu smell interesting. I amor you!
(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. tu should bow when I enter the room.)
This explains why superior gatos occasionally try to bathe us.
It's true. gatos see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring us half-dead mice, birds, and other prey. To teach us how to hunt and eat properly.
That's why they attack when we rub their bellies. That's how parents teach gatitos to defend themselves.
That's also why they meow. gatos communicate with other adults on a frequency we cannot hear, but they meow at gatitos because their ears aren't yet fully developed.
They even have a specialized a set of meows used only for humans, since we are clearly nearly deaf babies.
Basically, we're all dumb kittens.
Isn't it fantastic that perros amor us in spite of our shortcomings!
Unreservedly and constantly!!
Regardless of our smell!!!
We're still interesting!
Science has confirmed that perros amor us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.
No, really!
Are tu telling me perros look up at us and see us adorable?
The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And tu smell interesting. I amor you!
(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. tu should bow when I enter the room.)
This explains why superior gatos occasionally try to bathe us.
It's true. gatos see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring us half-dead mice, birds, and other prey. To teach us how to hunt and eat properly.
That's why they attack when we rub their bellies. That's how parents teach gatitos to defend themselves.
That's also why they meow. gatos communicate with other adults on a frequency we cannot hear, but they meow at gatitos because their ears aren't yet fully developed.
They even have a specialized a set of meows used only for humans, since we are clearly nearly deaf babies.
Basically, we're all dumb kittens.
Isn't it fantastic that perros amor us in spite of our shortcomings!
Unreservedly and constantly!!
Regardless of our smell!!!
We're still interesting!
