Life Explained por God
When God created the world, he also created the dog, the monkey, and the cow. It's a simple story, told through the eyes of the dog, the monkey, and the cow, and their conversations with God during creation.
God Created the Dog
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all día por the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in o walks past. For this, I will give tu a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give tu back the other ten?"
So God agreed with the dog.
On the segundo day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, Do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give tu a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give tu back ten like the dog did?"
And God agreed with the monkey.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all día long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give leche to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give tu a life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life tu want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give tu twenty years." But man said: "Only twenty years? Could tu possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," dicho God, "You asked for it."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the siguiente forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the siguiente ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
And that's how life is explained through God's creation.
When God created the world, he also created the dog, the monkey, and the cow. It's a simple story, told through the eyes of the dog, the monkey, and the cow, and their conversations with God during creation.
God Created the Dog
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all día por the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in o walks past. For this, I will give tu a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give tu back the other ten?"
So God agreed with the dog.
On the segundo day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, Do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give tu a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give tu back ten like the dog did?"
And God agreed with the monkey.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all día long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give leche to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give tu a life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life tu want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give tu twenty years." But man said: "Only twenty years? Could tu possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," dicho God, "You asked for it."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the siguiente forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the siguiente ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
And that's how life is explained through God's creation.
