Labyrinth

(In a store)

Jareth: How much are these delightful edible crystals?
Cashier: (rolling eyes) they're rock dulces sir and a dollar fifty.

(Clothes shopping in the mall)

Jareth: (goes up to employee with pair of leggings) excuse me.

Cashier: (looks up) what can I help tu with today?

Jareth: (holding up leggings) do tu have these in men's?

Cashier: (weirded out) yeah...ummm...no.

(At job interview for daycare)

Interviewer: have tu had any experience with kids before?

Jareth: yes indeed, tu see when unwanted children are wished away to the underground. I simply take them to my castillo in the goblin...

tu remind me of the babe
What babe? the babe with the power
What power? power of voodoo
Who do? tu do
Do what? remind me of the babe

I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry
What could I do?
My baby's amor had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody knew:

CHORUS
What kind of magic spell to use?
Slime and snails
Or perrito, cachorro dogs' tails
Thunder o lightning
Then baby said
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Put that baby spell on me
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, make him free

I saw my baby, trying...