Chapter 5: Something tu Don't Know
Kendall sat attentively in her chair, awaiting the day's lesson. Kick sat a asiento across, his casco had slid down over his paralyzing gaze. The classroom door clicked open and in stepped Jessica, looking lovely as ever. Every neck was craned to the right, looking at Jess.9 "new student!" cried Mouth. "you can have the asiento siguiente to me if you'd like" Mouth waggled his eyebrows at her. She calmly walked to her seat, between Mouth and Kick, her thin sandals clacking all the way there. She slid into her seat, avoiding the stares from the male population. Jessica was only looking for one boy's attention, and he was asleep. The room was filled with chatter, the teacher wasn't present, Kendall wasn't happy. To almeja herself down a little, she decided to strike up a conversation with Jessica. She was busy escritura a note when Kendall approached her and stuck out her hand. "Hi, I couldn't help but notice that you looked a little lonely." Kendall smiled and blinked rapidly "Where are tu going with this?" Jess folded her arms across her chest "I ment that I wanted to help." her patience was running thin. " my name's Jessica Somerlot." she shook her hand "Kendall Perkins. Nice to meet you, I hope we see más of each other in the near future."
"So...would ya mind if I called tu Jess?" Mouth wiggled his way to her side and placed his hand under his chin, awaiting her response. "Actually.." a gruff voice spoke out "I would mind, that's what I call her." the voice belonged to Kick, who was now fully awake. He put emphasis on the "I" and jabbed a thumb into his own chest. Kendall eyed him but dicho nothing. "Back off Buttowski," "You wanna say that again?!" he sneered. "boys, can't we just get along?" they ignored Jessica's suggestion. "Apparently not." she lied her head on her escritorio between the two boys. Mouth snorted, " tu couldn't fight me anyway, you've only got one arm, you're crippled." " I'll cripple you!!!" Kick lept across the escritorio and landed on Mouth with a wail. He started swinging, That's when the pain seared in this chest. He let out a groan and clenched his shoulder, still kneeling on the smart Alec male. " look, you've got no business picking fights with the condition you're in." Jess helped him up and decided to escort him to the office, where he could call home.
The bus breaks squealed outside his home. He was awaiting Gunther's arrival, they needed a long talk. The front door hauled open and slammed shut. The blonde boy dropped his school work onto the living room floor and sat down siguiente to Kick. Gunther looked at him questionably. The tv wasn't on, he was staring at the black screen, thinking. "so....what was this house call about?" "I need to protect Jess better, in order to do that, I have to make a miraculous recovery....soon." Gunther couldn't hold it in anymore "YOU LIKE JESSICA?!" Kick's eyes snapped open and whipped around to glare at Gunther. "No!....I mean.... as a friend yes..." He was scrambling for the right words, clutching the air near his lap. "Bbbut nothing more." he finished triumphantly. Gunther burst out laughing manically. Kick glared once more. The pudgy boy wiped a tear from his eye and continued laughing. " Dude! tu do too like her! She's all tu talk about, and......" he tapped his casco and pointed a fat finger at the televisión "apparently all tu think about." "You've made your point." he stated blankly. "I KNEW IT!" Gunther danced around the room, swinging his arms around. He danced right out the door, leaving his things laying on the carpet. He ran past Jessica on her way home. He pointed his fingers at her, pulling them back, then pointing at her again. "I know something tu don't know!"
Kendall sat attentively in her chair, awaiting the day's lesson. Kick sat a asiento across, his casco had slid down over his paralyzing gaze. The classroom door clicked open and in stepped Jessica, looking lovely as ever. Every neck was craned to the right, looking at Jess.9 "new student!" cried Mouth. "you can have the asiento siguiente to me if you'd like" Mouth waggled his eyebrows at her. She calmly walked to her seat, between Mouth and Kick, her thin sandals clacking all the way there. She slid into her seat, avoiding the stares from the male population. Jessica was only looking for one boy's attention, and he was asleep. The room was filled with chatter, the teacher wasn't present, Kendall wasn't happy. To almeja herself down a little, she decided to strike up a conversation with Jessica. She was busy escritura a note when Kendall approached her and stuck out her hand. "Hi, I couldn't help but notice that you looked a little lonely." Kendall smiled and blinked rapidly "Where are tu going with this?" Jess folded her arms across her chest "I ment that I wanted to help." her patience was running thin. " my name's Jessica Somerlot." she shook her hand "Kendall Perkins. Nice to meet you, I hope we see más of each other in the near future."
"So...would ya mind if I called tu Jess?" Mouth wiggled his way to her side and placed his hand under his chin, awaiting her response. "Actually.." a gruff voice spoke out "I would mind, that's what I call her." the voice belonged to Kick, who was now fully awake. He put emphasis on the "I" and jabbed a thumb into his own chest. Kendall eyed him but dicho nothing. "Back off Buttowski," "You wanna say that again?!" he sneered. "boys, can't we just get along?" they ignored Jessica's suggestion. "Apparently not." she lied her head on her escritorio between the two boys. Mouth snorted, " tu couldn't fight me anyway, you've only got one arm, you're crippled." " I'll cripple you!!!" Kick lept across the escritorio and landed on Mouth with a wail. He started swinging, That's when the pain seared in this chest. He let out a groan and clenched his shoulder, still kneeling on the smart Alec male. " look, you've got no business picking fights with the condition you're in." Jess helped him up and decided to escort him to the office, where he could call home.
The bus breaks squealed outside his home. He was awaiting Gunther's arrival, they needed a long talk. The front door hauled open and slammed shut. The blonde boy dropped his school work onto the living room floor and sat down siguiente to Kick. Gunther looked at him questionably. The tv wasn't on, he was staring at the black screen, thinking. "so....what was this house call about?" "I need to protect Jess better, in order to do that, I have to make a miraculous recovery....soon." Gunther couldn't hold it in anymore "YOU LIKE JESSICA?!" Kick's eyes snapped open and whipped around to glare at Gunther. "No!....I mean.... as a friend yes..." He was scrambling for the right words, clutching the air near his lap. "Bbbut nothing more." he finished triumphantly. Gunther burst out laughing manically. Kick glared once more. The pudgy boy wiped a tear from his eye and continued laughing. " Dude! tu do too like her! She's all tu talk about, and......" he tapped his casco and pointed a fat finger at the televisión "apparently all tu think about." "You've made your point." he stated blankly. "I KNEW IT!" Gunther danced around the room, swinging his arms around. He danced right out the door, leaving his things laying on the carpet. He ran past Jessica on her way home. He pointed his fingers at her, pulling them back, then pointing at her again. "I know something tu don't know!"
Gunther didn't know that what he was doing was wrong at the time. He got suited up for operation Cheetah Chug. So nobody recognized him, he didn't bring any crutches. He went inside of Food'n'Fix, literally being as quiet as a mouse. He had a gigantic bag with him. He took ALL of the Cheetah Chug, and put it in to a bag. Gunther wanted to yell woohoo, but thought if he did, Wade would recognize Gunther's voice. He picked up the bag and darted out of Food'n'Fix.
When Gunther knew he was far from Food'n'Fix, he yelled "WOOHOO!"
When Gunther knew he was far from Food'n'Fix, he yelled "WOOHOO!"
Kick pushed Gunther back to the shelter on Ol' Blue. Later that night, Kick made a fuego to cook the fish, which were being cooked on a huge stick all at once. He handed some to Gunther, and he took a bite out of the pescado like a maniac.
"HOLY CRAP, MAN! WHERE DID tu LEARN TO MAKE FISH?! THIS IS THE BEST pescado I EVER HAD!" Gunther screamed. He was so happy, he felt like he was going to expolode! He didn't have any comida that tasted this good in days! They both most of the pescado within 5 minutes. Kick fell asleep in the shelter, while Gunther was still wide awake. When all of a sudden, he saw a oso, oso de running straight torward their shelter!
"Kick! Wake up! A bear's coming straight toward us!....... I guess it was only a racoon....... Sorry! I'm kinda' scared of the wilderness now after what happened when tu left me alone for the day. It sucks not being able to walk, Kick. I can get board in life easy like this............
Kick? Uuuugghhhhh! Where did he go now?"
"HOLY CRAP, MAN! WHERE DID tu LEARN TO MAKE FISH?! THIS IS THE BEST pescado I EVER HAD!" Gunther screamed. He was so happy, he felt like he was going to expolode! He didn't have any comida that tasted this good in days! They both most of the pescado within 5 minutes. Kick fell asleep in the shelter, while Gunther was still wide awake. When all of a sudden, he saw a oso, oso de running straight torward their shelter!
"Kick! Wake up! A bear's coming straight toward us!....... I guess it was only a racoon....... Sorry! I'm kinda' scared of the wilderness now after what happened when tu left me alone for the day. It sucks not being able to walk, Kick. I can get board in life easy like this............
Kick? Uuuugghhhhh! Where did he go now?"
Gunther screamed, terrified. A 10ft tall grizzly oso, oso de was right in front of him.
"Hi! Do tu like sandwiches?....Because..... well.... uummm....bye!" Gunther bolted off, unaware of the fact that he could get lost. The oso, oso de chased after Gunther and continued to growl at him.
"Kiiiiiiick! Where are you! I'm about to be a grizzly bear's lunch!" There was a branch in Gunther's path. He tripped over it and tumbled down a steep, tall hill.
"OOOOOOWWWW!" He howled in pain, and ended up with a broken leg, ankle, and arm. All he could do was lay there. Luckly, the oso, oso de was no longer chasing him. Gunther hoped Kick would find him.
Gunther thought in his mind "Kick couldn't possibly find me in this dense fog... could he?" He was so exhausted from being hungry and thirsty and being chased por a bear. He passed out.
"Hi! Do tu like sandwiches?....Because..... well.... uummm....bye!" Gunther bolted off, unaware of the fact that he could get lost. The oso, oso de chased after Gunther and continued to growl at him.
"Kiiiiiiick! Where are you! I'm about to be a grizzly bear's lunch!" There was a branch in Gunther's path. He tripped over it and tumbled down a steep, tall hill.
"OOOOOOWWWW!" He howled in pain, and ended up with a broken leg, ankle, and arm. All he could do was lay there. Luckly, the oso, oso de was no longer chasing him. Gunther hoped Kick would find him.
Gunther thought in his mind "Kick couldn't possibly find me in this dense fog... could he?" He was so exhausted from being hungry and thirsty and being chased por a bear. He passed out.
"Gunther, it's a bear! Get out of the cave!" Kick yelled, already out of the cave and onto Ol' Blue. Gunther ran screaming onto the patinar, skate board, and they bolted of. The oso, oso de started making strange noises, as if he was confused.
"We ARE gonna die out here! See? I knew it!" Gunther started to cry.
"Or we could just live here............"
Kick mumbled.
"No, we can't! It's too dangerous!"
"Come on, Gunther! Are we boys, o men?"
"Uuuuhhhhhhhhh...............Boys?"
"No, Gunther. We're men. We CAN survive out here alone. We won't survive, we'll LIVE."
"But we have nowhere to sleep!"
"Don't worry, I can build shelter for us. We can live and sleep in here until we find a way back up that cliff." Gunther fell on the ground face first fell asleep.
"zzzzz..........zzzzz....."
Kick just finished the shelter and dragged him inside. He was still a little sore from tumbling down that cliff. Bored from thinking of a plan to get to the parte superior, arriba of the cliff, Kick dozed off.
"We ARE gonna die out here! See? I knew it!" Gunther started to cry.
"Or we could just live here............"
Kick mumbled.
"No, we can't! It's too dangerous!"
"Come on, Gunther! Are we boys, o men?"
"Uuuuhhhhhhhhh...............Boys?"
"No, Gunther. We're men. We CAN survive out here alone. We won't survive, we'll LIVE."
"But we have nowhere to sleep!"
"Don't worry, I can build shelter for us. We can live and sleep in here until we find a way back up that cliff." Gunther fell on the ground face first fell asleep.
"zzzzz..........zzzzz....."
Kick just finished the shelter and dragged him inside. He was still a little sore from tumbling down that cliff. Bored from thinking of a plan to get to the parte superior, arriba of the cliff, Kick dozed off.
"Kick! I can't hang on any more! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! I'M NOT READY TO DIE!!!" They both tumbled down the cliff, not being able to stop themselves. They felt like a pile of jello after that painful tumble.
"Am I dead?" Gunther asked.
"No, Gunther. We're at the bottom of the cliff now.......... There's got to be a way to get back up there, any ideas?"
"No! It's impossible Kick! We're gonna die out here! There's no way back up there! What will we do now?!" It's okay, Gunther. I have a plan. See that cliff over there in the shape of a ramp? We use Ol' Blue to bolt up the cliff, back where we came from. What do tu say?"
"I don't know about this Kick...I... I can't do it!"
"Am I dead?" Gunther asked.
"No, Gunther. We're at the bottom of the cliff now.......... There's got to be a way to get back up there, any ideas?"
"No! It's impossible Kick! We're gonna die out here! There's no way back up there! What will we do now?!" It's okay, Gunther. I have a plan. See that cliff over there in the shape of a ramp? We use Ol' Blue to bolt up the cliff, back where we came from. What do tu say?"
"I don't know about this Kick...I... I can't do it!"
"I can't believe it was a dream.... My girl friend was Tina Sometimes...And it was all a dream! Nooooooooooooooooooo! What will I do n-"
"Gunther! We're here."
"WOOHOO!" Gunther yelled. They both bolted out the door and found what looked like no sign of civilization.
"Awesome!"Kick said, very happy with where they were right now. Gunther walked over por a cliff to see the beautiful view of mountians and trees.
"Hey, Kick! Check out the view over here!" Right after he dicho that he slipped and fell down the cliff, then saw a branch grownig out of the cliff and grabbed it.
"Kiiiiiiiiiiiiick! Help me! I'm gonna die!"
"Holy crap!" Kick mumbled. He tried to grab Gunther, but was too short and fell, holding on to Ol' Blue and Gunther's foot.
"Magnus, where did the kids go?"
"I'm sure they're somewhere around here exploring."
"Gunther! We're here."
"WOOHOO!" Gunther yelled. They both bolted out the door and found what looked like no sign of civilization.
"Awesome!"Kick said, very happy with where they were right now. Gunther walked over por a cliff to see the beautiful view of mountians and trees.
"Hey, Kick! Check out the view over here!" Right after he dicho that he slipped and fell down the cliff, then saw a branch grownig out of the cliff and grabbed it.
"Kiiiiiiiiiiiiick! Help me! I'm gonna die!"
"Holy crap!" Kick mumbled. He tried to grab Gunther, but was too short and fell, holding on to Ol' Blue and Gunther's foot.
"Magnus, where did the kids go?"
"I'm sure they're somewhere around here exploring."
GUNTHER'S DREAM
Gunther woke up. There were garbage cans with lingon berry pies in them everywhere! He also saw a encuesta full of chocolate covered desks. He jumped in and ate all of the desks at once. He looked up in the sky and saw raining hot dogs.
While dancing around, Gunther yelled "lolololololololololololololol!"
and ate every hot dog he could see. Tina Sometimes walked up to him and asked "Will tu go out with me?"
Gunther yelled with joy "Yes!"
Their first fecha was at the BattleSnax.
Gunther was dancing around when he randomly appeared in a jungle with ligon berry pie. When he went up to it, it turned into a ardilla, chipmunk traducción, ardilla rayada and ate him. Gunther woke up and screamed.
"What a weird dream......"
Gunther woke up. There were garbage cans with lingon berry pies in them everywhere! He also saw a encuesta full of chocolate covered desks. He jumped in and ate all of the desks at once. He looked up in the sky and saw raining hot dogs.
While dancing around, Gunther yelled "lolololololololololololololol!"
and ate every hot dog he could see. Tina Sometimes walked up to him and asked "Will tu go out with me?"
Gunther yelled with joy "Yes!"
Their first fecha was at the BattleSnax.
Gunther was dancing around when he randomly appeared in a jungle with ligon berry pie. When he went up to it, it turned into a ardilla, chipmunk traducción, ardilla rayada and ate him. Gunther woke up and screamed.
"What a weird dream......"
"I guess the catipult was a bad idea..... Gunther said.
"Look at me, Kick! I'm on crutches! That catipult was a terri-"
"No it was the best idea ever! You're a true friend, Gunthe-"
" I am?... WOOHOO!!!"Gunther kissed Kick.
"Uuhhhhhh..... okay.... I'm gonna pretend that didn't happen..." Kick said, confused.
"Me too......." Gunther said.
"Do tu want to get icecream?"Gunther asked?
"Sure. Are tu to be able to get there por yourself?" Kick asked.
"Yeah... I'm fine."
"Okay, let's go!"
"Hey, Kick what do tu think happened to Osckar?" Gunther asked.
".... Don't know......and I don't care..."
"Look at me, Kick! I'm on crutches! That catipult was a terri-"
"No it was the best idea ever! You're a true friend, Gunthe-"
" I am?... WOOHOO!!!"Gunther kissed Kick.
"Uuhhhhhh..... okay.... I'm gonna pretend that didn't happen..." Kick said, confused.
"Me too......." Gunther said.
"Do tu want to get icecream?"Gunther asked?
"Sure. Are tu to be able to get there por yourself?" Kick asked.
"Yeah... I'm fine."
"Okay, let's go!"
"Hey, Kick what do tu think happened to Osckar?" Gunther asked.
".... Don't know......and I don't care..."
"Osckar, I know we don't like each other, but get out of my house!" Kick yelled. Gunther set up a dog trap. It was a catipult with a dog treat. If Osckar stepped on it to get the treat, he would go flying far away from Mellowbrook.
"Kick! Get Osckar to come over here!" Gunther yelled. He put a dog treat on the catipult.
"Hey, Osckar! Look over here!"
Osckar darted to the treat. He went over the catipult, and nothing happend!
Gunther went on the catipult to see what was wrong.
"Why won't it- AAHHHHHHHHH!!!" The catipult launched Gunther into the air with Osckar biting his Buttowski. Kick had a suprised look on his face.
Kick thought in his mind "Crap! My parents are going to be inicial any minuto now! He grabbed Ol' Blue and quikly cleaned everything in his path.
"Wow, good job Kick. tu kept the house clean!" Denise dicho suprised.
"Anything for my parents."
"Kick! Get Osckar to come over here!" Gunther yelled. He put a dog treat on the catipult.
"Hey, Osckar! Look over here!"
Osckar darted to the treat. He went over the catipult, and nothing happend!
Gunther went on the catipult to see what was wrong.
"Why won't it- AAHHHHHHHHH!!!" The catipult launched Gunther into the air with Osckar biting his Buttowski. Kick had a suprised look on his face.
Kick thought in his mind "Crap! My parents are going to be inicial any minuto now! He grabbed Ol' Blue and quikly cleaned everything in his path.
"Wow, good job Kick. tu kept the house clean!" Denise dicho suprised.
"Anything for my parents."
"ARE tu OKAY???!!!" Gunther asked.
"Yeah, I just-"
"What happened to you??!!!"
"...."Kick didn't reply.
"Well, I guess it doesn't matter, as long as you're okay,"
Wacky Jacky came out of nowhere and blurted out"Hi, Kick!"
"Hi, Wa- Jacy..."Kick replied. Ignoring the presence of Wacky Jacky, Kick walked home.
"Do tu want to get icecream, Kick, because I know this great pla-"
"I know what I'm gonna do..."Kick started to explain.
"I'm going to try that stunt again..."
"You can't, Kick! It's too dangerous! Especailly with...Osckar around! You're gonna die!" Gunther dicho timidly.
"Who dicho anything about dieing?What's the worst that could happen?"
"Here we go again..." Gunther mumbled.
The siguiente morning, Kick bolted out of bed, got dressed, grabbed Ol' Blue, and headed out the door to Gunther's house.
"Yeah, I just-"
"What happened to you??!!!"
"...."Kick didn't reply.
"Well, I guess it doesn't matter, as long as you're okay,"
Wacky Jacky came out of nowhere and blurted out"Hi, Kick!"
"Hi, Wa- Jacy..."Kick replied. Ignoring the presence of Wacky Jacky, Kick walked home.
"Do tu want to get icecream, Kick, because I know this great pla-"
"I know what I'm gonna do..."Kick started to explain.
"I'm going to try that stunt again..."
"You can't, Kick! It's too dangerous! Especailly with...Osckar around! You're gonna die!" Gunther dicho timidly.
"Who dicho anything about dieing?What's the worst that could happen?"
"Here we go again..." Gunther mumbled.
The siguiente morning, Kick bolted out of bed, got dressed, grabbed Ol' Blue, and headed out the door to Gunther's house.
