Sawyer and Kate graced us with so many great quotes, ranging from funny to romantic to downright heartbreaking. I thought I'd take it upon myself to compile them all in one place.

Season One

Kate: "You decided to registrarse us."
Sawyer: "I'm a complex guy, sweetheart."

[everyone but Sawyer runs from the polar bear]
Kate: "Sawyer!" [turns to run back to him]
Sayid: "Let him go!"

Sawyer: "I know your type."
Kate: "I'm not so sure."
Sawyer: "Yeah, I know girls like you."
Kate: "Not girls exactly like me."

Sawyer: "It's about time."
Kate: "For what?"
Sawyer: "I made this birthday wish four years ago."

Sawyer: "Are tu going with the pessimists? o staying here waiting for the rescue boats?"
Kate: "Are tu going?"
Sawyer: "Well that's the real trick isn't it? We all pack up, stay at the caves, siguiente día a plane passes by... they're gonna go on their merry way and be none the wiser. On the other hand, stay here... get eaten por boars, fall off a rock, not gonna be anyone around to answer that 911 call."
Kate: "Still haven't answered my question."
Sawyer: "You didn't answer mine... and I asked first."

Jack: "I wish I shared your faith."
Sawyer: "I wouldn't mind sharing a few things with her myself."

Kate: "It must be exhausting."
Sawyer: "What's that?"
Kate: "Living like a parasite - always taking, never giving."
Sawyer: "Well, you've got me pegged don't you?"
Kate: "I get it now. tu don't want off this island because there's nothing for tu to go back for. Nobody tu miss... and no one misses you."
Sawyer: "Oh, you're feelin' sorry for me."
Kate: "I don't feel sorry for you. I pity you."

Kate: "You try to be a pig o it just come naturally?"

Sawyer: "Hell, give me a couple of band-aids, bottle of peroxide... I could run this island too."
Kate: "You're actually comparing yourself to Jack?"
Sawyer: "Difference between us ain't that big, sweetheart."

Kate: "Must be cold without your trunks."
Sawyer: "You bet. How about tu come a little closer and warm me up?"
Kate: "You sure know how to make a girl feel special, Sawyer."

Kate: "What do tu want for the inhalers?"
Sawyer: "Huh. Good question. Hang on a tick. What do I want? A kiss oughta do it."
Kate: "What?"
Sawyer: "A kiss... from you, right now."
[pause]
Kate: "I don't buy it."
Sawyer: "Buy what?"
Kate: "The act. tu try too hard, Sawyer. I ask tu to help a woman who can't breathe and tu want me to kiss you? Nobody's that disgusting. [pause] I've seen you, tu know."
Sawyer: "Seen me what?"
Kate: "With that piece of paper. The one tu keep in your pocket. I've seen the expression on your face when tu read it... how carefully tu fold it up. It means something to you. So tu can play games all tu want but I know there's a human being in there somewhere. [pause] Give me the medication."
Sawyer: "You think tu understand me?"
Kate: "Yeah. I think I have a--"
Sawyer: "--Shut up! tu wanna know what kind of human being I am? Read it."

Kate: "The thing that I keep coming back around to is that tu want to be hated."

Kate: "One outcast to another? I'd think about making más of an effort."
Sawyer: "Duly noted!"

Sawyer: "I've got two tubes of sunscreen and a flashlight says he chokes."
[everyone silently looks at Sawyer, he turns to leave]
Kate: "I'll take that action."

Kate: "What, are tu stalking me now?"
Sawyer: "Stalking you?! I was protecting you."
Kate: "From what? Southern perverts?"

Sawyer: "Come on, Freckles. All we been through on this damn island, don't we deserve somethin' good?"

Kate: "Get off of me."
Sawyer: "Golly, I hate to bicker about positions, sweetheart, but I think you're the one on top."

Sawyer: "If tu wanted to play rough, all tu had to do was say so. [pause] tu wanna try for it again?"

Sawyer: "I never cared about having carte blanche because I just wanted to spend some time with the only other person on this island that just don't belong."
[Kate drinks]

Sawyer: "I never killed a man [both drink] Well... looks like we got somethin' in common after all."

Sawyer: "That's three times it's attacked me."
Kate: "Maybe it's got your scent - doesn't like your cologne."
Sawyer: "I don't wear cologne."
Kate: "Yes tu do."

Sawyer: "You need anything else? I can come with ya."
Kate: "Too many cooks already... but thanks."

Sawyer: "She don't care about nothin' - nobody but herself."

Kate: "Are tu here to say sorry, Sawyer?"
Sawyer: "Sorry don't suit me."

Kate: "Why is it so important for tu to be on that raft?"
Sawyer: "'Cause there ain't anything on this island worth staying for."

Season Two

Kate: "We didn't, uh... I didn't say good bye."

Kate: "I'll do it."
Jack: "No, no, I got it."
Kate: "I can do it. Sawyer... okay. tu have to listen to me, okay? The only way that tu are gonna get better is if tu take this pill. So I need tu to golondrina it, okay? K, here we go. [puts the pill in his mouth, raises the water glass] Now swallow. Swallow. [Sawyer swallows] Good, good!"
Jack: "Nice job. I never learned the whole 'whisper in the ear' thing in med school." [Kate smiles and continues resting her head on Sawyer's]

Kate: "Hey. Hey. Can tu hear me? You're gonna be okay. You're gonna be alright. You're home."

Sawyer: "Where is she?"
Jack: "You mean Kate? She's been watching over tu for the past 24 hours straight. The only way I could get rid of her was to send her out to get some comida for you."
Sawyer: "[mumbles] I amor her. [more clearly] I amor her."

Kate: "Every time that I look at Sawyer, every time I feel something for him... I see you, Wayne. It makes me sick."
Sawyer: "That's about the sweetest thing I've ever heard."

Kate: "You played us. tu played me."

Kate: "I don't think this has anything to do with guns. o with getting your stash back. I think tu want people to hate you!"
Sawyer: "Good thing tu don't hate me, Freckles."

Sawyer: "You run, I con. Tiger don't change their stripes."

Season Three

Kate: "What did tu do with Sawyer and Jack?"
Ben: "Now, why Sawyer?"
Kate: "Why Sawyer what?"
Ben: "He's the first one tu asked about. 'What did tu do with Sawyer and Jack?'"

Kate: "You expect me to work in this dress?"
Pickett: "It's up to you. tu can take it off if tu want."
[Sawyer gives Kate a suggestive look, she's not amused]
Sawyer: [to Pickett] How dare you.

Kate: "Quit starin' at my ass."
Sawyer: "Give me somethin' else to stare at."

Sawyer: "You taste like strawberries."
Kate: "You taste like pescado biscuits."

Pickett: "You amor this guy?!"
Kate: "What?!"
Pickett: "I dicho do tu amor him?!"
Kate: "Stop!"
Pickett: "Do tu amor him?! Do tu amor him?!"
Kate: "Leave him alone!"
Pickett: "Do tu amor him?!"
Kate: "What are tu doin'?! Stop!"
Pickett: "Do - tu - amor - him?!"
Kate: "Yes! Yes, I amor him! I amor him. I amor him. Please."

Ben: "Funny thing is, us telling tu about the pace maker wasn't what kept tu in line, it was when I threatened her. tu work so hard to make her think tu don't care. That tu don't need her. A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody."

Kate: "I don't know what they did to tu but I know you're scared enough to lie about it and that scares me más than anything that they have done to us before!"

Alex: "Listen, whatever they say, don't believe them. They're gonna kill your boyfriend!"

Juliet: "I would like tu to put this on, and come with me. Please."
Kate: "You think I’m going to put a capucha, campana over my head because tu dicho please?"
Juliet: "No, Kate. I think you’re going to put a capucha, campana over your head because the man standing behind me, the one who’s burning a hole in my back? That man is going to kill Sawyer. But if tu put this on, and tu come with me, there’s something tu can do for us that will save his life."
[Kate puts the capucha, campana over her head]

Kate: "Jack... tu have to do it."
Jack: "What?"
Kate: "This thing that they told tu to do, this operation... she dicho that if tu do it then that they would--"
Jack: "What did they do to you?"
Kate: "Jack, I--"
Jack: "What did they do to you?!"
Kate: "Nothing. They didn't--"
Jack: "How did they get tu to ask me?!"
Kate: "Jack, please!"
Jack: "What did they offer you?!"
Kate: "Nothing, they--"
Jack: "Then what are tu doing here?!"
Kate: "They're gonna kill Sawyer!"

Kate: "When were tu plannin' on tellin' me this?!"
Sawyer: "Never."
Kate: "Why not?! Why wouldn't you?!"
Sawyer: "Because I wanted tu to believe that we had a damn chance."

Sawyer: "You dicho 'I amor you'... that was just to get him to stop, right? [Kate kisses Sawyer tenderly] I amor tu too."

Pickett: "You let go o I do her too. Let go!"
Kate: "Don't tu let go. Don't even think about it Sawyer, tu fight! No, no! Sawyer, no! Don't! No! Sawyer, please! Get your hands off of him!"
Pickett: "Down on your knees!"
Kate: "Please! I will do anything tu want!"
Pickett: "I want tu to watch."
Sawyer: "Close your eyes, Freckles."
Kate: "Stand up."
Sawyer: "Close your eyes!"
Kate: "Don't tu give up! No! NO! No!"

Kate: "You know, all tu have to do is say sorry. We could start again, give each other a clean slate."
Sawyer: [chuckling] "Clean slate. Like on Little House."
Kate: "What?"
Sawyer: "Little House on the Prarie."
Kate: [laughing] "You call it Little House?"

Kate: "James."
Sawyer: "I ain't got nothin' to be sorry for."
Kate: "So that's how it's gonna be? Welcome home, Sawyer."
Sawyer: "Welcome home, Kate."

Hurley: "She'll be okay, dude. Kate. I know you're worried about her. But she's with Locke and Sayid - she's gonna be fine."

Kate: "I wanna go back to make sure they're alright."
Sawyer: "Of course tu do."
Kate: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Sawyer: "It means, Kate, there's always someone to go back for."
Kate: "What's the matter with you?"
Sawyer: "Nothin'."
Kate: "Nothing?!"
Sawyer: "I'm fine!"
Kate: "Why don't tu just tell me what happened?!" [splashes Sawyer with water]
Sawyer: "What'd tu do that for?!"
Kate: "To wake tu up! Ever since tu got that tape from Locke, it's like you've been sleep-walking. tu don't care about our friends, fine! But... it's like tu don't care about anything anymore! And since when did tu start callin' me Kate?!"

Season Four

Kate: "What are tu doing?"
Sawyer: "Same thing I've always done, Kate. Survivin'."

Sawyer: "What are tu doing with Jack?"
Kate: "I went with Jack because I believe he can get us off this island."
Sawyer: "I guess that's the difference between us. I ain't lookin' to leave."
Kate: "Why not?"
Sawyer: "'Cause I ain't got nothin' back there for me."
Kate: "And what's here that's so much better?"

Sawyer: "Look around us, Freckles. We got roofs over our heads, electricity, showers, beds."
Kate: "How long, Sawyer?! How long do tu think we can play house?"
Sawyer: "Why don't we find out?"

Kate: "He wants me gone por tomorrow."
Sawyer: "What? He... banished you? Well, I un-banish you."

Sawyer: "You're gonna be alright. I'll keep tu safe."

Jack: "Tell me!"
Kate: "I was doing something for him."
Jack: "For who?"
Kate: "For Sawyer. I made him a promise."
Jack: "What?"
Kate: "It doesn't matter, it has nothing to do with us!"
Jack: "Then why won't tu tell me?"
Kate: "Because... because he wouldn't want me to."

[Sawyer whispers something in Kate's ear]
Kate: "Why are tu telling me this?"
[Sawyer kisses Kate]
Sawyer: "Just do it, Freckles." [jumps out of the helicopter]
Kate: "Sawyer!"

Season Five

Juliet: "Why did tu jump off that helicopter?"
Sawyer: "I told you, we were running out of gas. I wanted to make sure she... I wanted to make sure they got back to the boat. Don't matter anyway now, does it?"

Daniel: "You can't change the past, James!"
Sawyer: "Everybody I care about just blew up on your damn boat. I know what I can't change."

Kate: "After everyone we've lost - Michael, Jin, and Sawyer - I can't lose him too."
Jack: "Sawyer's not dead."
Kate: "No... but he's gone."

Locke: "Don't tu want 'em to come back, James? Don't tu want her to come back?"
Sawyer: "It doesn't matter what I want."

Sawyer: "I was close enough to touch her. If I wanted to, I could've stood right up and talked to her."
Juliet: "Why didn't you?"
Sawyer: "What's done is done."

Horace: "It's only been 3 years, Jim. Just 3 years that he's been gone. Is that really long enough to get over someone?"
Sawyer: "I had a thing for a girl once. And I had a shot at her... but I didn't take it. For a little while I'd lay in cama every night wonderin' if it was a mistake. Wonderin'... if I'd ever stop thinkin' about her. And now I can barely even remember what she looks like. Her face is... she's just gone. And she ain't never comin' back."

Cassidy: "Why didn't he come back with the rest of you?"
Kate: "The helicopter that we were on was running out of gas so.. he jumped so that we could make it to the boat."
Cassidy: "What a coward."
Kate: "He was trying to do the right thing."
Cassidy: "He was trying to get away from you."

Cassidy: "You don't need to explain it, Kate. tu got the same look on your face I did when he ditched me. All I have for tu is sympathy."

Kate: "I had to take him, he needed me."
Cassidy: "You needed him. Sawyer broke your heart. How else were tu supposed to fix it?"

Kate: "Is that why tu asked me to take care of your daughter?"
Sawyer: "Did you?"
Kate: "Of course I did."

Sawyer: "What's she like?"
Kate: "Clementine?"
Sawyer: "Yeah. Clementine."
Kate: "Oh, she's beautiful. Looks just like tu when she smiles."

Sawyer: "I bet tu and Cassidy had a lot to talk about."
Kate: "She had an interesting theory about why tu jumped off the chopper."
Sawyer: "Yeah? What's that?"
Kate: "She thought tu were worried about what would happen if tu didn't."

Sawyer: "Come with us, Freckles."

Stuart: [hits Sawyer] "Believe me, I'm getting tired of this too, Jim. So why don't tu tell me where your girlfriend took the boy?"

Sawyer: "What the hell are tu doing here? How'd tu get caught?"
Kate: "I came back to get you."

Bernard: "So we die. We just care about being together. [Sawyer looks at Kate] That's all that matters in the end."

Season Six

Kate: "I'll be sure to leave a trail so tu can follow us."
Sawyer: "I ain't followin' nobody, Kate."

Kate: "What are tu thinking?"
Sawyer: "I'm thinking about running, Kate."

Sawyer: "Don't come after me."

Kate: "Let me go. I will bring him back and I can make him stay."

Lennon: "It's very important that he gets back here safely. What makes tu think he's going to listen to you?"
Kate: "I can be very convincing when I want to be."

Aldo: "So what's your strategy for bringing your boyfriend back?"

Jin: "Who do tu care about, Kate?"
Kate: "Good luck, Jin."
Jin: "Once tu catch up with Sawyer... then what?"
Kate: "I guess we'll figure that out together."

Sawyer: "What the hell are tu doing here?"
Kate: "I was worried about you."

Sawyer: "You and me are gettin' the hell off this island."

Sawyer: "You remember me? From the airport? We were on the same flight from Sydney?"
Kate: "Yep. I remember."
Sawyer: "Well, don't tu think it's weird? tu and me being on the same flight, having that little meet up in the elevator? And a week later, boom! Out of all the cars in Los Angeles, tu smash into mine. Almost like someone's tryin' to put us together."

Kate: "You saw I was wearing handcuffs."
Sawyer: "I didn't see any handcuffs. All I saw was a pretty lady who needed the door held open for her."
Kate: "You know what I think? I think tu let me go because tu went to Australia and tu didn't want anyone to know tu were there. Should I tell that to the feds when they get here?"
Sawyer: "Oh, I like you."

Locke: "You can take anyone tu want."
Sawyer: "How 'bout it, Freckles? Know anything about sailing?"
Kate: "I know enough."

Widmore: "Drop the gun! Put the gun down o I'll kill her!" [holds a gun to Kate's head]
Sawyer: "You ain't gonna kill anybody, otherwise tu wouldn't be throwing us in a cage."
Widmore: "I have a lista of names. Four. You're on it, as are Reyas, the Kwons. Kate Austen - she's not. It doesn't matter to me whether she lives o dies."
Kate: "Don't listen to him."
[Sawyer lowers the gun]

Kate: "What now?"
Sawyer: "We jump."